***THE OFFICIAL 2009 CHIEFSPLANET MVP POLL (Round 1 of 2)***
 

Here we go...
This is the 1st of two rounds for your 2009 ChiefsPlanet MVP.
This poll will close in 48 hours afterwards the top 10 candidates will be placed in a final poll.

I appreciate your patience.
The rules are simple...

1. No mult accounts are allowed to vote. If we see this, that poster will be disqualified from the competition.
1a. If there are multiple new accounts(less than 5 posts) voting for a single poster, the academy reserves the right to disqualify those votes to prevent any shenagians.

2.All bribery will be tracked by the Academy and updated regularly.

3. Campaign managers and candidate supporters are permitted to make said bribes with or without the candidate’s knowledge or approval.

4. The poll will be public to make bribery easier, (obviously).

Congratulations to all that were nominated
here.


Bribery Tracker v 2.8:

1. GoChiefs: For every vote, + Rep from GoChiefs, Bugeater and Smitty's Bar. Plus a $10,000.00 casino cash donation. X2 Negative rep from Phobia and JOhn.

2. Gonzo: For every vote, + rep from Sofa King, Fritz, Gonzo, Pestilence and California Chief. $10,000.00 in casino cash from Pesitilence, $4,000.00 from Gonzo, California Chief and Sofa King. Total of $22,000.00 dollars. YOU MUST PM TO COLLECT.
Fritz has more to add with Sig rights, etc: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=140

3. Luv: Luv will donate $4,000.00 casino bucks for each vote.

4. Mr. Flopnuts: Mr. Flopnuts will give rep from the Ron Jeremy rep stick to anyone who votes for him. Rausch will also rep any voters for Flopnuts.

5. Jilly: + rep from Sully for all votes for Jilly.

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Agreed...

I will put this up.

First vote in...with apoligies to Fax and all the rest of the MVP's on the planet, Rainman gets my vote.

As a memorial to him I voted Logical

Can we have any bets on whether Frazod will get a vote or not?

ROFL

???

You could always vote for yourself. :shrug:

LOL! Tongue in cheek! You always say you have a haters crew following you around here ;)

How was your xmas?

I will.

Since I've been MIA and he and Brock are the last total-azzhole torch carriers it's an easy vote.

I will give $1 in casino cash to anyone who votes for me.



(sits back and waits for the votes to start pouring in)

Dude, you used to have over 50,000 posts! how did you lose all that weight?

True, but I'm equally loved. :D

Christmas was fine. Hope yours was as well.

Bugeater

He went on the "DaFace screwed with the database" diet.

Thanks, buddy! That exactly the kind of ringing endorsement I've been looking for. LMAO

Who are you?

Thank you my friend, $1 in casino cash is on its way. Spend it wisely.

I think I'm going to stand by to start throwing bribes out.

I have certain levels of bribery at my disposal.

;)

Decisions, decisions... :D

Sorry n00b, but Logical was the sentimental favorite for me. maybe next year? :)

I made one helluva Christmas dinner you know....

I'm only voting because I know how deeply all three of us care about popularity contests...:evil:

I'm just going to vote for Katipan because she's hot. :drool:

Exactly.

Hopefully this will be the end of it.

I'm sure RoR is campaigning vigorously from CP Quentin.

I'd like to encourage my throngs of supporters to join me in the Gonzo army. He's got the right combination of Chiefs passion/knowledge, quick-witted humor, and style that's got MVP written all over him.

Bwana bribed me with a 50 count box of .45 230 FMJ shells so I had to throw my vote his way. Shooting stuff trumps casino cash, sorry!

Shit...

You shoulda let me know.
I has hella ammo.

A vote for GoChiefs is a vote for the creator of the finest thread of the year...the sublime GIF'D UP. We here at GIF'D UP need your support to return for another year! Show your support for our creator. He needs to feel your love and respect.

Plus we offer $2000 in casino cash for each vote. And mad rep.

Your semi-flacid unused rep stick is nothing compared to my throbbing member.

4K plus rep for any vote, as well as rep from California Chief.

:Lin:

Do you look at yourself naked in front of a mirror often?

I'll match the 4K on this, but you gotta PM me to get the cash/rep.

:)

:D
I'll hit ya up during the next poll! I'm getting low on .270!

SONOFABITCH....

You're cut off.

:clap:

Gonzo has upped the ante. I'm now offering 5K plus rep. If my campaign can get some additional sponsors, we'll make a rich man out of anyone who wants to vote for us. :evil:

As a matter of fact, I should red card your ass for this offensive picture.

Whoa.

If you'd posted those immediately, they would have swayed me. :drool:

Yeah man, you and everyone else is pretty much screwed the moment Lumpy uses her anatomical superiority FTW...

Don't get all excited fellas... that's not a pic of me. LMAO However, if I win...

:D

Eh, **** it, I may as well support someone who has a chance to win, I'll donate $20K to your campaign and I'll rep (worth over 6,000 pts) anyone who votes for Goatse.

Oh yeah! Smittysbar has shown their support with a generous campaign contribution. MahiMike has already received his $5000 for his vote. WE'RE GOOD FOR IT, BITCHES!

Oh yeah! Our treasury is growing quickly! And we don't give a ****, we'll give it ALL away! Some of these other campaigns want to profit off the election! NOT US! WE WANT THE GLORY, BITCHES!

CASH MONEY YA'LL
DOLLA DOLLA BILL

THIS CAN BE YOU:

http://www.searchviews.com/wp-conten...ages/bling.jpg

This

MahiMike will need to post in this thread if he wants his rep, I'm far too lazy to go do a search for his posts.

Wow....

Really?

All I gotta say is, Ribs and Beer.

;)

I'm pretty sure I'll get all of the black poster's votes.



http://i45.tinypic.com/2dtvzua.jpg

Apparently your husband isn't impressed. He voted for himself! LMAO

I will be throwing in rep also

Yeah, well... I guess he'll be doing a lot of "things" by himself because he didn't for me. ROFL

who nominated me?? lol...

i vote for Gonzo... if you don't you are a b*tch...

Ouch. You may want to be careful going in the sock drawer for a while. :D

Had to vote for Greg..aka Bwana. He lives way to close, and has way to many guns.:eek:



ROFL

Heh, I already transferred the cash and voted.

Besides, this is for 2009, it will be 2010 before you can hook me up. :D

VOTE FOR GOCHIEFS!

We'll make you rich AND powerful.

That's fine...

I garauntee I can hold out longer than you. Especially if I hide the ****ing batteries and install a stationary shower head.

Oh shit.... ROFL

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

You'll need to disable the washing machine as well so she can't catch a spin cycle.

:crybaby: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

ROFL

Done....


RIBS AND BEER BUG!

C'mon man.

Join the Gonzo Campaign baby.

I think we should jettison this whole thing and go with a new poll.

Who is the master of their domain?

Sofa King, Cal Chief and I are now doing identical donations for voters.

That's rep from all three of us and $12,000.00 in casino cash.

Yes, but if he does that, how am I suppose to wash his socks? LMAO

:eek:

NEG REP X2 FOR ANYBODY WHO VOTES FOR GOCHIEFS.

I'll join that cause.... Neg Rep x2 also:D

i'm backing Gonzo......i'll throw in $10,000 and a rep for each vote for Gonzo.

****

So it has turned from fun sleazy new orleans politics to an election in iran basically.

It appears that buying votes is the order of the day. Unfortunately, I don't have much to offer for votes in the form of casino cash or rep and all.

To be honest, I haven't posted that much this year due to all my incurable diseases and stuff so I shouldn't even be nominated or anything.

Nevertheless, when I die (which shouldn't be too much longer, now), I'll remember all the people who voted for somebody else and I'll return in spirit to this mortal plane and start banging doors and walking up and down stairs real loud and lowering the temperature in your bedroom and inhabiting the body of your significant other and making their head turn all the way around like an owl and puke on your shoes.

Deal?

FAX

I'm kinda hoping that you're not so stupid that you know you can always buy new batteries. You're fine.

I'm still not sure who I'll vote for. I was gonna vote for Gonzo or for Lumpy, but I kinda am turned off by all this campaigning for one's self. Shouldn't you win fair and square because you're a good poster?