CoMoChief Appreciation Thread.
 

I just wanted to take some time to thank CoMoChief for all the wins he has single handedly given Mizzou during his time on this board.

Here is to you good buddy.

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Confirmed Kills.

Mizzou's Win Over Kansas - 2/10/09
Mizzou Advances In The Big 12 Tournament - March 09
Mizzou's Tourney Win Over Memphis - 3/26/09
Blue Springs State Title Loss to Hazelwood Central - 11/26/09
Mizzou's Win Over Illinois - 12/23/09
Mizzou's Win Over K-State - 1/9/10
Tennessee's Win Over Kansas - 1/10/10
Mizzou's Win Over Texas - 2/18/10

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****ing quality

I think the inverse of CoMo was McConaghuey's character in Two for the Money.

First :45. This is what comes to my mind every time (NSFW language):

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Como is the very, very best at what he does.

Fail.

WilliamTheDoucheish and Saul were trying to goad me into negating CoMo's mojo, but I refused.

I just want CoMo to come out and say Cassel and Tyson Jackson are terrible flops and will always be awful football players just to help reverse the mojo there.

I think you got that wrong. We were mocking you, chubbles.

my mojo prevailed! My will is done.

LMAO

Ari, you're the best.

He said some complimentary things about the Cardinals that have me really concerned. :(

MU - no conference championships since 1994, no final fours (ever). Apparantly my "reverse mojo" hasn't worked enough.

Sam Rothstein calls CoMo before making his picks.

You're a very, very sad clown.

Jimmy The Greek based his life on CoMo

ROFLROFL

Little known story:

The William H. Macy vehicle (which also displays Maria Bello nudity) The Cooler is set 30 years in the future about a middle aged CoMo working in a Vegas casino.

In the late 80's movie Let it Ride, Richard Dreyfuss based all his bets on crayon selections of CoMo's ten favorite horses for each race.

One the greatest movies ever and the funniest post on this site in weeks. LMAO

Every time como watches Die Hard, he is convinced Alexander Gudonov is going to win that fight.

CoMo bet on Clubber Lang at the end of Rocky III.

He also consulted Dr. Farthing for all his bets in Dirty Work

CoMo is convinced that Charlie Brown's going to kick the football next time.

LMAO This thread is full of WIN!!1!

CoMo told me that Tom Hanks' character was faking AIDS at the end of Philadelphia.

Did you guys know that Como had McCain winning last year's election?

CoMo took the money line on the Polish army in 1939.

Como teased the Syrians and Egyptians in the Yom Kippur War with the Iraqis in 1991.

Sasha Kaun and his multi-million euro contract send their best.

CoMo IS the Maginot Line.

CoMo has "Art Shell: Coach of the Year" tattooed across his shoulder blades.

Custer was Como's "Lock of the Week".

I hadn't heard that. I do know he had Nancy Kerrigan as his "Steel pipe lock of the year"

CoMo took Michael Spinks.

The guy doesn't know a shit about sports but you gotta love him.

CoMo backed WaterWorld for an Emmy.

And Federline for a Grammy

ROFL

**** you CoMo

Beautiful! This thread really is full of win.

"New" Coke will bury old Coke and Pepsi". /CoMo

CoMo was an Atari Jaguar fan boy.

"I swear Mom! The space ship will be here to pick us up tonight. Grab your shroud and Nike's". /Como and Heaven's Gate.

Sega bumped the Saturn's release date up by six months after consulting with him.

CoMo and Lattimer proclaimed it isn't the talent its the coaching!

CoMo is the .01 at the pump.

CoMo is sure that the future of home entertainment is HD DVD.

Festival seating for The WHO at Riverfront was CoMo's idea.

Before that, he knew that Beta would be victorious over VHS.

CoMo wrote and produced Ishtar...

mmaddog
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CoMo convinced Vince McMahon to form the XFL.

Como's favorite football coach is Greg Robinson.

CoMo was manning The Hindenburg

CoMo proudly declared that the Titanic was unsinkable.

CoMo knew the 2003 OU football team was unbeatable.

CoMo was Michael Jordan's high school coach.

And remember, CoMo, we're laughing at you, not with you. LMAO

And it was only because of Como that her heart could go on.

CoMo thought that the young Brett kid would never amount to anything and could never replace Paul Schaal. And he was truly confident that the hometown boy Frank White was going to be a defensive liability.

mmaddog
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The highest rep level should be " I am not near as cool as CoMoChief"

CoMo never thought Stallone would get his son back in Over the Top.

CoMo knew that Ryan Leaf would have a better career than Peyton Manning.

Como swore Dextor McCleon would solve the Chiefs defensive woes.

CoMo thought Johnny 5 was definitely NOT alive.

Best of the thread.

Como knew that Ferris would get caught.

CoMo liked the third Osmond, who was decidedly a "little bit Polka."

CoMo told Germany to invade Russia... twice.

CoMo proclaimed "Japanese auto makers? They don't have a chance."

CoMo's favorite bands are Creed, limp bizkit, and Nickleback

CoMo put Baby in a corner. (that one is for my wife)

CoMo told Nixon to not be concerned with Watergate and to proceed.

CoMo thought Bowlen should've kept Mike Shanahan.

Suuuure... :D

Como bought a Merkur.

CoMo advised everyone to put their money in stocks back in 1928. He did it again to mark the 80th anniversary.

CoMo laughed at the concept of the computer mouse and told Xerox to sell the technology.