Would you, ya know... if you could... ya know...
 

If it, ya know... reached? :shrug:

I'd never leave the ****ing house.

Hell yeah.

I think the male race would have long been wiped out long ago due to universal sleep depravation.

The entire damn species would die out.

Just exactly what the hell purpose would women serve at that point?

It does reach, and yes, I do.

meh. it wouldnt be the same. Nothing like showing yourself that you're the boss by shooting one down your own throat

Having morning breath is bad enough, I cant imagine what dick breath would be like...


So count me out.

Name one man who masturbates who says they wouldn't do this, and I'll show you one man who is a bold-faced liar. Its really no different than jerking off, except it seems freakier cause we can't do it. But if guys around the world were capable of it, it would just be the accepted norm that you did this to masturbate, and there wouldn't be an issue with it whatsoever.

I do believe there are some guys who don't jerk it, though. I'm thinking those Shaolin Monks don't, which is why they can do what they do. :)

BTW just because you would suck yourself off doesn't mean you'd have to drink your jizzle. That's totally separate!

Well hell man, I didn't say I'd swallow.

The great thing about it is, you'd know damn well when to pull out and you don't have to worry about 5 lbs of hand pressure on the back of your head...

If you have to worry about dick breath well that's just your own fault. Go find a bottle of Scope and work on your timing.

I was talking about replacing shingles on the roof with a new ladder....

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Loser.

LOL this is hilarious!!

Slut.

By the way, the poll isn't public. FYI.

I don't give a ****. I wouldn't the whole thing, but I would part of the thing.

Risk vs. Reward

Randal Graves: This has gotta be the weirdest thing you've ever been called in on.

Coroner: Actually, I once had to tag a kid that broke his neck trying to put his mouth on his penis.

[Randal sorrowfully looks down, remembering his cousin Walter]

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I suspect that the answer can be found in the fact that our hands already can reach.

Fantastic point. However, what if you were handless?

Get someone to drill a hole in your bed, close your eyes, gently move your hips forward back and forth and visualize as if you were having sex. That may be a good solution to the problem?:shrug:

I would if my mouth could actually open that wide.

You would have to be very careful to avoid the springs. Maybe get a tempurpedic (sp?)

Good God, there are a lot of potential one who sucks the peniss in here!

For some reason, I thought this was a Dr. Seuss thread. "Would you, could you, in a house...". Boy, was I wrong! LMAO

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WTF is that?

I don't like climbing ladders so no, I won't put any new shingles on my roof.

I think you mean "What What" the **** is that

You know the old saying....."suck one dick and you're a one who sucks the penis the rest of your life".

Doesn't mention anything about which one.

Just the tip.

Naw I'm not gonna do that ever. ****ing my own face just doesn't sound that cool at all really.
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Ron Jeremy did it in a film once. Never lived it down, LOL.

I would. the whole thing.

But let me tell you, gentlemen....you'd use your hand instead, because the other thing is a lot harder than us ladies make it look.

It ain't all that

Damn, this planets full of ****ed up people.








And yes!

Awful lot of cock suckers here.

But it's supposed to be hard, isn't it? I mean, if it's flaccid, that defeats the whole point... oh, wait, you meant "difficult". Never mind.

Considering your avatar, your comment cannot be taken seriously. :p

There's a big difference between smoking pole and making sure your nuts are clean.........

I believe it. It doesn't happen often, but I have had sub par BJ's. Some just don't know how, and some just aren't enthusiastic enough. i don't think I'll ever be that riled up to blow myself.

Enthusiasm is key, they need to be thankful for this headshot, or at least act like it.

THIS...For you...

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Holy crap, someone is actually that gay?!?

I thought South Park just made that up to make Butters seem as gay as possible.

This is what passes as art...I weep for the future.

Thought a bump might be appropriate.

If I'm going part of the way, I might as well go another inch and make it all the way.

Absolutely not. That is how John Goodman died.

only if i bought myself dinner first

ROFLROFL

If you said you wouldn't eat pussy and you would suck your own dong then you are ghey.

Donkey, your logic is impeccable.

"Balls restin' on his lips"