I know this is way off topic, but....
 

I figure you all could use a little chuckle, even if it is at my expense.


OK, a guy comes through my line early yesterday, and he kept looking at me kind of funny. I got the sense that he was checking me out. Well later in the afternoon he comes through again buying more stuff. About 5 - 10 minutes later I see him back in my line holding a piece of paper. When I am done with the customer on hand he walks up and hands the paper to me and walks off (I'm sure by now you all know where this is going). So I look open up the paper (dreading what was inside) and read this -


Jamie,
I may be out of line by writing this, but you are very cute and I would like to go out with you if you are interested. Call me if this is cool.

Then he gives his name and number.


AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the ********!?!?!?! OH MY WORD!!!! My skin starts crawling just thinking about it.

Needless to say my coworkers all got a kick out of it.:rolleyes: And a couple of them even said I should take it as a compliment. Yeah right!:rolleyes:

OK, now back to lamenting and letting out the anger.

CHIEFS SUCK FOR CONSTANTLY BREAKING MY HEART!


Hader,
this is a sick world with sick people

I didn't know that Kloster was in KC this week! Hey Phil... did you get to go to the game?

--Kyle

Ohhh baby... :D

I'm wishing you'd be more careful with what you post, my friend. You could be paying the price for this for a long, long time.

Hader - My wife is rolling. She said she knows a nice guy if you are interested.

LMAO>>>>>>>!!!!!!

LOL at the Kloster thing!:D

I know, I know, it was stupid to post it, but you all needed a laugh. That is what friends are for right? Besides, I need to find ways to keep my ego in check.

Hader,
figures you all are the best solution for that

Oh, Jamie, you're so sensitive..... :D

Kiss my @ss Tim! (wait a minute, that's what that guy wanted to do - never mind)

Okay tell me this cause I think I'm a little lost here.

Is the fact that you don't even know this guy that bothers you? Or is it that he's just that nasty (ugly) to you?

Basically I see it as this. Cause if you answer it's the 1st one, I don't buy it. If Brad Pitt came though (or a look a like) and did the same thing, you'd be pumped. So IMO, I think it's the second.

Everybody has different taste. The guy took his shot and lost. I don't know. What do you guys (and gals) think?

You're a bit naive, Jamie. He didn't want to KISS your a$$ :eek:

Enough of this crap. I'm tired, drunk and depressed. I think I'll go give the wife the high hard one and go to sleep.

Goodnight!

high draft pick high draft pick high draft pick :mad:

uhh suds,

I think it bothers RaiderHader... because RaiderHader is a guy.

--Kyle

Suds,
what Austin said.


Hader,
Brad Pitt can shove it

Raiderhader - Where exactly were you thinking of Brad Pitt shoving it?

Morphius
Might have to get a bunch of guys to go up there and start giving you letters.

D@mn! I forgot about Morph living so close! Next time you all will just have to spend the evening in total despair.

Morph,
I really don't care where he shoves it, just so long as he doesn't try to involve me in the proccess.;)


Hader,
good night all

Was he a tight-end or a wide-receiver?;)

I didn't bother taking the time to find out.

My advice, hader, would be to start talking about football and monster trucks and home improvement projects nonstop for the next couple of days. And maybe make sure that your shirt and pants don't match.

Re: I know this is way off topic, but....
 

Maybe your new friend won't break your heart ;)

Thanx for "poking" fun at expense to brighten our day Jamie!

_________________
kinda jealous now... never had that happen to me :p

Did he offer to push up your stool for you?...:)

Hader,

Little hot tub, little wienerschnitzel? LOL

BIG DADDY

Did he want you to be the pitcher or the catcher? LOL

BD - I'm sure that will "come out" on the second date

Ack!

*regurgitates breakfast*

uh, maybe not the appropriate thing to say!

ROFL

So sex with Brad is OK?

What is really funny is that for as famous as this incident is around here, this thread doesn't qualify for the classics! ROFL

This thread belongs in the Hall of Classics forum.

LOL, you're really one to talk with your title!!!!

:D

I'd do Brad Pitt...just to say I did Brad Pitt!

ROFL ROFL ROFL

No kidding. I honestly think Kyle did something with the "good" thread though, I just have not been able to find it.

:spock: If there is any justice on the Planet, this guy will get his fair share of abuse as well.

Time to update the ChiefsPlanet Personals thread...

Ok...so I just want to make sure I understand...Jamie's gay?

Cool. Maybe we can hit the malls together sometime, then go drink some martinis. I think it's cool how you are "out", but you don't make a big deal about being gay. It's like you have accepted it and are totally cool with the whole thing. Awesome! :thumb:

NTTAWTT

(..it was an obligatory comment...)

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL


No wonder he hated working at Best Buy


Now, if he could find a girl to slip him a note.

Actually...the only things I drink are beer and tequila, so I couldn't think of a bundle of sticksgish type of drink. Last time I had a martini, Im pretty sure my waiter was gay...hence the connection....or lack thereof...I need to go to bed....

When I was working at the store there was this kid, I dunno, 16 or 17 years old that claimed to be gay. He was always getting away with grabbing the gilrs' boobs.


So uh, can I grab yours?

I prefer the vodka martinis myself (not a big gin guy).

Sure. If you want your forearm shattered.

Well it was worth a try anyway.

She's saving herself for me.

So... was he a good kisser?

:LOL:

So this is how TinkyWinky got started....

:LOL:

So how did it turn out? Did you call him? You got some pics? :p

If you see a man walking around with a “Cosmopolitan” you can bet on it!