So I've been seeing a girl lately...
 

and she was born in 1991...

should I feel ashamed?

When were you born?

depends on what year u were born in?

1985

I don't know her that well...I woke up this morning...and we were talking about where she went to high school...

and I was like...

What year did you graduate?

And she was like...

2008!

I was like...

Uhhhh...

BFD

Better then if she was born in 1995.

she doesn't even know who Lisa Loeb is!

are you kidding me?

I bet she doesn't know what Saved by the Bell is either...

This all makes me feel way older than I should.

Truth to this...

I've always wanted to date either my age or 15 years younger...

Thats a fair amount of age difference at that age but its not like you are a teacher who is 35 dating a 15 year old

Worthless with out pics.......

At 18 I couldn't deal w/ how reeruned 18 year old girls were. I don't imagine it being much better now that I'm 26. But if you can deal w/ that.

More power to you because you won't have to worry about her wanting to get married yadda yadda yadda for at least 4-5 years.

Unless she's crazy. And all women are.

well I always joke about "14 year olds"...I don't want people to think that isn't an act...I've worked hard on my reputation as you all can tell over the years...

It would seem that cruising the freshman class is only going to get increasingly wierder each year.

LMAO

Younger chicks are freaks nowadays...they even go ATM!!!

You do know that she would of illegal age, right?

that shits overrated...

I carry a bag of candy around wherever I go...hush money for 5th graders

that's my go to drunk move...

I've licked some buttholes in my day...I won't lie

that's the funny thing...

I hooked up with her a few weeks ago...I kind of liked her...I even called her the wrong name several times...didn't phase her...

and then last Wednesday...

Let me tell you about last Wednesday...

We wrapped up our 34 week bowling league...we got 1st place...my friend hit the jackpot...

The jackpot hasn't been hit in three years...it's almost IMPOSSIBLE...

1st game you have to strike in the 2nd, 4th, 7th and first ball in the 10th...

2nd game is the 1st, 3rd, 6th and first two in the 10th...

3rd game is the 3rd, 4th, 7th, and strike out in the 10th...

$2500 pot...

****er shoots a 760 series and hits the jackpot...(the guy is a 220 bowler)...

My friend Nate and I mob him like it's a walkoff world series shot...

and then he proceeds to run up a $500 bar tab...shots, carbombs...I get drunker than I have in 3 years...

Point of the story...girl's friend drives me home at 2 AM (I make it blacked out through two bars and make an ass out of myself a countless number of times...)

I puke for the first time in three years...all over myself...all over her car...

I'm like...

Well avoiding THOSE people...

And I did...for two weeks...but apparently they thought it was funny?

That I violated her car with disgusting vomit?

Sounds like a keeper to me.

Not a big deal. She's 19ish and your 24-25. I don't see a problem as long as she's legal, she fair game. It probably just feels weird that you were in school when she was born

This thread is worthless without pics.

I'm not quite that creepy...

No big deal, my wifes 13 years younger than me....oh wait, we all know how well that is working for me!

as long as she doesn't have a dick i don't see the problem

I have sneakers older than her.

well that will most likely be me someday...

I refuse to get married until I'm 35, at the YOUNGEST...unless the girl in question agrees to a Vegas wedding with no family involved...that would be ok.

Have you seen Hootie on here?

An 18 year old girl looks like Einstein by comparison.

I don't know what it is!

A few months ago I was talking to a girl my age, or near...

Blah.

I'm a fool for YOUNG girls...more empowering I suppose...plus they aren't as ruined as 25 year olds.

I feel as if a 25 year old single girl is pretty much ruined.

you said you go ATM thats more then weird/creepy enough to supply the board with some pics/evidence of said 19 year old girl/freak.......just sayin:thumb:

It is honestly not creepy. She's a freshman at a state university. They practically exist to get their freak on.

Good point....

Can't argue with that...

My 13 year old half brother is more mature than me...and he lets me know...

I was in South Carolina for my grandma's funeral a few months back and the "family" went out for dinner and I was hanging out with uncles I've met three times in my life and they made sure to tell me how much of a piece of shit they thought I was...it was enlightening...not often do you get to see what kind of failure drunk relatives think you are...I thought it was more funny than anything, sadly.

My sister was going to freak out...I was like...relax? You really think I care what those assholes think about me? And to be frank, are they really wrong? I think that pissed her off even more...for some reason my sisters think I am a better person than I really am.

I find my shortcomings to this point to be more comedic than anything...I'm thinking I grow up someday but until then, no harm in people calling it like they see it.

that's a new move...I don't know what it is...I have busted it out a few times though...based off of the recommendation from some girl manager I used to work with YEARS ago...

I was told by the girl who I told stories about on this site long ago that it was the creepiest thing that's ever happened to her...

your thinking too much on perception of the age group rather than the actual individual, IMO.

Just because she is young doesn't mean she can't or won't **** you over or hurt you. If you are one of the few she has dated or been with, there is always the possibility she will grow tired of you whether it be the age factor or something else. According to science her brain hasn't even fully developed yet FCS.

Yes some of them in the 25 yr old range can be hung up on what they or others have expected of them by that age when it comes to career, marriage,and kids, all that crap and where they actually are.

So you are what 25 or so? Stop thinking about all this shit and just go with the flow. Keep it even keel. I've had luck that way now in my early 30's not worrying one way or another as long as i know that if i was to get serious with the right gal i would be as sure as i could that she and I were trusting enough of eachother and had enough in common where marriage would make sense. Or even kids.

Have you been living in a cave the past 5 years?

You think Hootie is worried about getting ****ed over or hurt?

ROFL

I was going to say something...but then I lost interest...last thing I'm worried about is a 1991 girl ****ing me over...for all I care she could be gang banging 9 dudes right now.

or being gang banged...whatever makes more sense

Hell don't be as long as you two have fun who care. For the record vanessa was 24 i was 34

to be honest with you guys...I think it's the shirt...I recently switched from this shitty ass button down white shirt we have to wear at work do this very sleek, $80 Slazenger golf white polo (technically against the "rules")...and my confidence is just...wow. Through the roof. Good looking shirt...the chicks are DIGGING it. Last night I was working with a co-worker...pretty hot 22 year old girl...and she was like...what are you doing tonight?

At that point...I wasn't going to go out...I didn't want to...the fact I had nothing to do for the last two hours was the only reason I did go out because I started pounding beers at work...I was like...you know...probably jerk off a few times...play some Nintendo...jerk off a few more times...watch some TV...and then jerk off again and probably go to sleep...

She was like oh yeah? And I was like...yeah...probably...and I was then like what are you going to do? She said something pointless and I was like...no jerking off? And she was like...well if you want to come over? And then I laughed...and then she was like...no seriously...and I was like...uhhhh...what?

But I'll save that for another time.

i'll admit there was that initial reaction of WTF is the point of this thread.

Sometimes without taking the obvious into consideration I throw my thoughts into the matter.

And i was nicer than saying 'my god i feel so sorry for this girl's parents, especially the father"

what if I told you the girl has an older sister that has been dating a black dude for years?

ooooooh and there it is!

Haha...

I'm kidding...I hear he's a good guy...I dropped an accidental N bomb in front of her a month ago and...needless to say...hilarity did not ensue.

:facepalm:

You disappoint me.

ROFL

again, it has more to do with the individual than the cliche thought or assumption her parents are against interacial dating, which very well could be the case. Or not.

how do you know the girl I'm talking about isn't black?

maybe she's interacially dating me!

oh who are we kidding?!

me and a black girl!

ha

well I guess I always have been a fan off scratch off lottery tickets

maybe i'm too old school of thought but when i think of 19 i think of not only not a fully developed brain but her tits are still not yet what they will be. Pretty close to the peak years for the tits though i guess.

Still the thought of telling her no dear don't blow just suck is a bit of a turn off.

And she can't even go to the bar, that has to cause some unwanted drama.

bro...

lets think about that last comment...

she can't even go to a bar yet?

Where in god's name do you think I met her?

then that's a double whammy for the parents. Your white. and you are hootie. they are totally ****ed.

not bad, the bar thing is the first thought I had too booger, LOL. My wife just turned 26 and I'm about to turn 37, I like the age difference. Still act and feel in my 20's most of the time anyway....

Uh, is there something you haven't told me?

well without really knowing what that means...I've came to the realization years ago that any girl I date is going to have parents that don't approve...

One time when I was 19 I was "dating" a girl...she was 22...obviously she was buying all my drinks at the bar because she was old enough...to be honest...I don't even know what happened...but she took me to her HOUSE...where her parents lived...and I threw up ALL over her comforter...I was ****ED up...next thing I know her mom is downstairs cleaning it up...

I kid you not...

What a great introduction that was...

she can go to but can't drink then. or has a fake id or you sneak her drinks. I guess that could be the case. I don't think like that cause i was the one who was drinking underage in the bar in my case.

oh man looking back at that...that makes me laugh...

where I live 19 is the age to get into bars...

and I don't hit campus anymore...too old...only townie bars...they don't card at the bars I go to...

19 year old girls can pass as 25 year old girls...

when I was 19 I couldn't even grow facial hair

[QUOTE=The Meat Dragon;6681731]well without really knowing what that means...I've came to the realization years ago that any girl I date is going to have parents that don't approve...

yeah, me too.:LOL:QUOTE]

the funniest part...I was dead set on not drinking...like...for a while...

I'm a lush...I go out...I'm over generous...I spend WAY too much money...it's becoming a terrible habit...

and then last night I have a great time...

It kills me...I can't stop...for the first time in my life I'm feeling the addiction! This depresses me.

The worst part about signing that tuition check each semester is knowing some smooth operator like hootie is taking your daughter up the ass.
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that's where you and i differ. i bought beer when i was 16 cause i looked older in general and the facial hair was a big help. And right or wrong i prefered sticking my finger in girls who knew what they were doing and more often then not were older.

at some point as a parent you have to get over that though, one would think...

Shit if I ever have a daughter...I know I'm ****ed so I'll deal with it at a very young age...it's all a part of life I suppose.

no shit.

the more i think of it the more i am soooo glad i am not yet a parent.:thumb:

I don't ever get the part about "girls who know what they are doing"...

Granted...some girls are AMAZING at giving head...some girls are AMAZING at knowing exactly how to take "control"...

but ****...at the end of the day...even if the girl is a GD virgin...the guy can control the entire process...

I don't really know what it is...older girls bore me and young girls excite me. I'm at the right age where that isn't creepy yet.

**** that. I'll always be a gun owner. I guess i would just have to start studying up on disposal options if having a daughter ever comes up.

you should see how slutty girls are these days..

It's insane...insanely laughable...

It's like the line in Hangover...

Where that bitchy ass girlfriend is like...the worst part is...that girl has a father! Or something...it's true..

I see girls doing things sometimes...in public...at bars...

and I'm like...

whaat?

It's hilarious. Sometimes just looking at what they wear...it's INSANE.

in my personal experience young girls are ****ing dumb. to me that's what that is.

see some of my friends are like that...

now god help us all that I don't have children...

but if I do..I feel like the best parenting is guidance...you know...help them make WISE decisions...but at the end of the day...it's THEIR decisions to make...I mean...being 16+...it happens these days...so it's not like I'm going to keep my daughter(s) locked up so they resent me and start dating black dudes to spite me...

which is funny...because I asked a white girl I work with...who is my friend...who ONLY does black dudes...if her father would approve...and she was like..."hell no!"

Gets me every time.

well to me it's empowering to me the supreme being ROFL

I've got to go back 7 yrs plus for that line of thinking. I quit drinking not all together but at bars and don't drink that much at home either. At the end when i still was going i was going to places that were absolute dives and holes in the wall comparred too the hot spots. Hopefully you have better luck with alcohol than i did. That shit can turn you into one mean evil MFer.:thumb:

I know what you're saying...

We call them townie bars...

I don't hit campus anymore...just have a handful of townie bars where everyone knows everyone...it's basically my high school 1999-2008...

Wait, she was born in '91 and graduated high school in '08? I just graduated in '09 and was born in '90, and I think all of my classmates were either born in '90 or '91. Something doesn't compute. She's either a genius or a fabrication.

Half of these sluts wouldn't **** you, hootie, if they saw how you separate thoughts with ellipses.
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Very Good Hootie. That is the key.

she's 19...class of 2008...not quite sure how that doesn't make sense...

I graduated in 2003...was born in 1985...and JUST turned 18 when I graduated...

I think her birthday is in June.

yeah I don't know what that means but seriously...no girls should pay any attention to me...I'm bad news/not worth it...but that's not my concern...right now I'm all about me, baby!

If she was born in June 1991 she's 18. That'd be young for my class and I graduated a year after.