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Nzoner 04-21-2010 05:43 PM

Say Ello to Pyro Joe
 
As some of you know I've sold fireworks the last 5 years for another company well as of today it's official as I got my state retail license for my very own fireworks business that I'm calling PYRO JOE'S.

MY slogan is

MORE SHOW,LESS DOUGH

PYRO JOE'S

I know it's a bit of a drive for some of you but if at all possible please try and come see me,I promise I will hook you up with some great products as I've seen and cherry picked every multi-shot,500 gram and fountain in my warehouse.

Bugeater 04-21-2010 05:44 PM

I like to burn things.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-21-2010 05:45 PM

Love that slogan.

Nzoner 04-21-2010 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 6693024)
Love that slogan.

Thanks,I'm hoping it really catches on

MoreLemonPledge 04-21-2010 05:56 PM

Pyromania is a real disease and shouldn't be taken so lightly.

Nzoner 04-21-2010 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreLemonPledge (Post 6693060)
Pyromania is a real disease and shouldn't be taken so lightly.

:spock:

Pablo 04-21-2010 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 6693069)
:spock:

Pretty sure that was sarcasm Joe.

And I dig the name.

Nzoner 04-21-2010 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6693108)
Pretty sure that was sarcasm Joe.

And I dig the name.

Guess my meter needs recharged,btw you interested in some work again this season?

bevischief 04-21-2010 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6693018)
I like to burn things.

Yes you do...

bevischief 04-21-2010 06:19 PM

When do you start selling?

Nzoner 04-21-2010 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 6693140)
When do you start selling?

June 20th

Buck 04-21-2010 06:20 PM

Do you have a poster featuring your products?

bevischief 04-21-2010 06:20 PM

Road trip from KC!

Nzoner 04-21-2010 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 6693143)
Do you have a poster featuring your products?

It's in the works right now

Pablo 04-21-2010 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 6693133)
Guess my meter needs recharged,btw you interested in some work again this season?

PM(s) sent.

Deberg_1990 04-21-2010 06:30 PM

FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!

Congrats NZoner!

bevischief 04-21-2010 06:51 PM

There is a Menards is St Joe....

Nzoner 04-21-2010 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 6693261)
There is a Menards is St Joe....

their fireworks suck :)

bevischief 04-21-2010 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 6693299)
their fireworks suck :)

Yes but they other stuff that is cheaper and better than Homedepot...

Nzoner 04-21-2010 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 6693322)
Yes but they other stuff that is cheaper and better than Homedepot...

well if you make a trip to menard's I'm just up the highway a few more miles,give me a shout

InChiefsHeaven 04-21-2010 07:14 PM

Goddamit, I'll be there in May for the friggin' show at Mayfest...can't you...you know...hook a brutha up a month early?

Nzoner 04-21-2010 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InChiefsHell (Post 6693336)
Goddamit, I'll be there in May for the friggin' show at Mayfest...can't you...you know...hook a brutha up a month early?

sorry bro,i'm doing it all by the law.....bugeater usually makes a trip down to buy though,so ride with him or give him some cash and I'll hook you up.


BTW...check out the bash thread,we'd like to have a live band and I got a killer set-up for it but it would have to be on the cheap but it's a killer party

Mr. Flopnuts 04-21-2010 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 6693052)
Thanks,I'm hoping it really catches on

I think it's money. You're the pro, but I do pretty well with that type of thing too. That slogan in my eyes could single handedly make you a few thousand bucks.

bevischief 04-21-2010 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 6693328)
well if you make a trip to menard's I'm just up the highway a few more miles,give me a shout

That is my thought... 2 stores on 1 trip...

Nzoner 04-21-2010 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 6693351)
That is my thought... 2 stores on 1 trip...

if you come up sometime before June 30th(we open the 20th) I'll probably have time to have a brew with ya and show you around if you'd like.

Bugeater 04-21-2010 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6693108)
Pretty sure that was sarcasm Joe.

No it's not, I have a very serious disease and Joe is nothing but an enabler.

Demonpenz 04-21-2010 07:36 PM

cecil meyers hooks me up thanks though

Nzoner 04-21-2010 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 6693412)
cecil meyers hooks me up thanks though

his fireworks suck too :)

rageeumr 04-21-2010 07:40 PM

I'll check your prices against the tent at Farris's.

Nzoner 04-21-2010 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rageeumr (Post 6693420)
I'll check your prices against the tent at Farris's.

please do

Demonpenz 04-21-2010 07:47 PM

hahaha

vailpass 04-21-2010 08:29 PM

Congrats, cool. Wish I was closer to you. Do you sell C class only or do you have access to the other stuff? 3s 5s 7s 10s 16s finale cakes, etc.

Nzoner 04-21-2010 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 6693633)
Congrats, cool. Wish I was closer to you. Do you sell C class only or do you have access to the other stuff? 3s 5s 7s 10s 16s finale cakes, etc.

C-class only but I have 2 this year that I don't see having next year if you get my drift

vailpass 04-21-2010 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 6693644)
C-class only but I have 2 this year that I don't see having next year if you get my drift

I sure like your style, if I lived within 300 miles I'd hit your stand with all 3 of my boys and leave loaded. I envy you being around the merchandise every summer. With my birthday being in July we've always celebrated with fireworks. Congrats again on the license. You wanna' lose it by letting me buy smoke bombs from you via mail to Arizona?

Rain Man 04-21-2010 08:50 PM

Shouldn't your motto be "Mo' Show fo' low dough"?

007 04-21-2010 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6693018)
I like to burn things.

Give him a rubber duck and bottle rockets and he is golden.

InChiefsHeaven 04-21-2010 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 6693344)
sorry bro,i'm doing it all by the law.....bugeater usually makes a trip down to buy though,so ride with him or give him some cash and I'll hook you up.


BTW...check out the bash thread,we'd like to have a live band and I got a killer set-up for it but it would have to be on the cheap but it's a killer party

I'll definitely bring it up to the fellas...sadly they are not Chiefs fans...but they are still remarkably decent fellows despite this shortcoming. I'll talk to you about it at the Krug Show.

Nzoner 05-26-2010 01:26 PM

My new fireworks are here,my new fireworks are here!! PBJ

Just finished unloading the semi and the reality of Pyro Joe's is setting in,now it's time for an ice cold beer.

RJ 05-26-2010 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreLemonPledge (Post 6693060)
Pyromania is a real disease and shouldn't be taken so lightly.


My nephew is a pyromaniac and his dreadful disease has torn our family apart. Mostly because he keeps burning down our houses. Where is the government?

Demonpenz 05-26-2010 02:54 PM

watch out.....something something


BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE

teedubya 05-26-2010 02:57 PM

Pyro Joe's. Awesome name.

Buck 05-26-2010 03:04 PM

I better get some bitchin' fireworks Joe.

Sofa King 05-26-2010 03:17 PM

do you have snakes and sparklers?

http://cdn.movieclips.com/thumbs/0249059_14908_MC_T.jpg

AustinChief 05-26-2010 03:24 PM

Joe, do you have some high quality photos of your product? a poster? VIDEO of some of the spectacular ones? Give me a shout and I can hook ya up with some free advertising. I want to test something out and I'd rather you see the benefit of it instead of some random business.

Captain Obvious 05-26-2010 06:05 PM

Been selling fireworks for over 20 years now and this year is my last go at it. Quite a bit of risk/reward in it. Good luck to you (seeing as how you are several hundred miles away from me).

Nzoner 05-26-2010 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teedubya (Post 6782276)
Pyro Joe's. Awesome name.

Thank you,we like it as well

Nzoner 05-26-2010 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 6782294)
I better get some bitchin' fireworks Joe.

Well for $25 I'll do my best,I mean do you want a bitchin' firework or do you want like bottle rockets,and smaller shit that'll last you awhile?

Don't worry though I'll be donating some as well.

Buck 05-26-2010 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 6782656)
Well for $25 I'll do my best,I mean do you want a bitchin' firework or do you want like bottle rockets,and smaller shit that'll last you awhile?

Don't worry though I'll be donating some as well.

I want something that I can point at OTWP and make him hop around on his bad knee.

:evil::evil::evil:

Nzoner 05-26-2010 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 6782336)
Joe, do you have some high quality photos of your product? a poster? VIDEO of some of the spectacular ones? Give me a shout and I can hook ya up with some free advertising. I want to test something out and I'd rather you see the benefit of it instead of some random business.

I pm'd you some,hope they work

https://www.76wholesale.com/images/T...ro%20Candy.gif


https://www.76wholesale.com/images/GM264.gif

Nzoner 05-26-2010 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 6782661)
I want something that I can point at OTWP and make him hop around on his bad knee.

:evil::evil::evil:

heh,I'll put you together some rockets then :evil:

Buck 05-26-2010 06:48 PM

But seriously I don't get to play with fireworks so small stuff would be cool.

Do you have Garbanzo Beans?

bevischief 05-26-2010 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6693018)
I like to burn things.

I had not notice...:D

Nzoner 05-26-2010 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 6782667)
But seriously I don't get to play with fireworks so small stuff would be cool.

Do you have Garbanzo Beans?

Can't say I've heard of them,sorry

remember I'm pyro joe not Joe Dirt :)

bevischief 05-26-2010 06:54 PM

When do start selling? And and discounts for CP members?:D

Buck 05-26-2010 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 6782672)
Can't say I've heard of them,sorry

remember I'm pyro joe not Joe Dirt :)

Yeah they are a Mexican thing I guess.

Nzoner 05-26-2010 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 6782680)
When do start selling? And and discounts for CP members?:D

June 20th and yes...okay I'm off for my boys night out card game

kcmaxwell 05-26-2010 08:01 PM

where is your place located?

Nzoner 05-27-2010 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcmaxwell (Post 6782758)
where is your place located?

I'm in St Joseph,check your pm's

AustinChief 05-27-2010 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 6782663)
I pm'd you some,hope they work

Sweet, I'll check them out and get back to you shortly.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-27-2010 05:20 PM

This is beautiful, and a Great Day for all of mankind.

Mad Props.

bevischief 05-27-2010 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 6782712)
June 20th and yes...okay I'm off for my boys night out card game

Where do you sell I might be able to get few people together to make the trip up from KC.

Nzoner 05-27-2010 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 6785040)
Where do you sell I might be able to get few people together to make the trip up from KC.

Right out of my air-conditioned warehouse just downstairs from where you passed out on the bar stool :D

TrickyNicky 05-27-2010 10:31 PM

How early are you allowed to sell?

I'll be in St Joe for Father's Day weekend (June 20)

Nzoner 05-28-2010 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrickyNicky (Post 6785523)
How early are you allowed to sell?

I'll be in St Joe for Father's Day weekend (June 20)

We open Father's Day,stop in and say hello with my assurance there's no obligation to buy anything,just enjoy meeting new planeteers.

TrickyNicky 05-31-2010 07:59 PM

Any chance you could post the address or PM it to me please?

Kyle DeLexus 06-08-2010 10:55 PM

Just passed a ton of Firework places and remembered this thread. I'm going to try to make it up to buy from you toward the end of the month if I find the time, but probably won't be able to fit it in the schedule. Just missed it though, I'm passing through on business on the 16th then back out to central KS until the end of the month.

Nzoner 06-09-2010 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus (Post 6808660)
Just passed a ton of Firework places and remembered this thread. I'm going to try to make it up to buy from you toward the end of the month if I find the time, but probably won't be able to fit it in the schedule. Just missed it though, I'm passing through on business on the 16th then back out to central KS until the end of the month.

Appreciate the thought but the law is the law and I can't sell until the 20th,so maybe next time.

HemiEd 06-09-2010 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 6693011)
As some of you know I've sold fireworks the last 5 years for another company well as of today it's official as I got my state retail license for my very own fireworks business that I'm calling PYRO JOE'S.

MY slogan is

MORE SHOW,LESS DOUGH

PYRO JOE'S

I know it's a bit of a drive for some of you but if at all possible please try and come see me,I promise I will hook you up with some great products as I've seen and cherry picked every multi-shot,500 gram and fountain in my warehouse.

Very creative, nice job.

Sofa King 06-09-2010 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 6808962)
Appreciate the thought but the law is the law and I can't sell until the 20th,so maybe next time.



http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/ripti...he%20table.jpg

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/pho...47-300-167.gif

Nzoner 06-21-2010 10:24 AM

Here's a great little multi-shot I picked out for my place this season

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Nzoner 06-21-2010 10:27 AM

and a great 3" 9 shot tube...

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Sofa King 06-21-2010 12:07 PM

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Sofa King 06-21-2010 12:09 PM

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mikeyis4dcats. 06-21-2010 08:07 PM

may come visit next year. This year with the newborn we're skipping it, but we usually blow about $700-800 amongst myself, my brother and my dad.

Buck 06-21-2010 08:12 PM

Do you have the ones that are big like that last vid you posted (Nzoner) and they look like gold dust forming a Palm tree, then they just linger in the air before burning out?

Mr. Laz 06-21-2010 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 6693052)
Thanks,I'm hoping it really catches on

catches on ....


icwutudidthar


ROFL

Nzoner 06-21-2010 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 6835512)
Do you have the ones that are big like that last vid you posted (Nzoner) and they look like gold dust forming a Palm tree, then they just linger in the air before burning out?

Yep,they're $69.99 and include 9-3" shots

Buck 06-21-2010 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 6835632)
Yep,they're $69.99 and include 9-3" shots

Damn. Too rich for my blood.

Nzoner 06-26-2010 10:16 PM

My flyer hit the mail today and I saw an immediate impact on business,anyhow 1 week in and starting to see a lot of old familiar faces that have come looking for the bald headed dude who treated them right these past years when I was employed by those other guys who are now just 1/2 a mile from my place.

go bo 06-26-2010 10:24 PM

good show, joe!!!

way to go!!!

ok, i'll stop, yo!!!

it sounds like you are having fun with it...

glad to hear it... :toast: :toast: :toast:


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