The I've just gotten back from the bar and this is what I've eaten thread
 

Okay,I went out this afternoon with a buddy for a little Thursday Tap action,mainly because I'm leaving for a mini-vacation tomorrow to Chicago for a concert and hopefully a Cubs game Sat afternoon and wanted a bit of a headstart.

After seeing the other thread I thought why the hell not and I've had a 1/2 a reuben with extra Thousand Island and a salad with ranch dressing.

Damn, that sounds good. Mr. Flopnuts loves a good reuben.

i ate a vagina.

Well done or rare?

Thanks alot,now I have a mental pic of redwings

I'll leave it to you to judge, Mr Flopnuts. But remember, it's NSFW, very NSFW. Click at your own risk.

There you go.

This will not end....pretty

http://www.afunnystuff.com/forumpics...hycliklink.jpg

I refuse to cook anything that has been in my fridge for over a week. That's at least a month old.

Damn whats the expiry date on that thing?

This is gonna be a great thread if people are sober enough to remember to post in it.

I also want to hear about carnal activities, or at the very least who you brought home, how annoying they are, if you even like them or just see them as a warm hole, etc.

In other words you need some new :whackit: material

I can get that anywhere, my dear Nzoner. I find the rituals and tradition associated with bar hookups fascinating, as I do not participate in that culture. Think of drunk sluts and horny douchebags as gorillas in the mist, and I am Sigourney Weaver studying them.

LMAO

You never cease to amaze me

ROFL That's sig worthy.

reuben is my favorite sandwich in the world, and not the damn turkey reuben either. Good tender corned beef, splash some tabasco on that thing and I'm good to go.

Peanut butter and Miller High Life salt water taffy.
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ROFL

I want to see this thread jumping tonight, drunks.

lol, that's some good stuff there. But it's much more fun being the gorilla who is being studied in this case.

What in Gods name is a turkey reuben?

Yeah, herpes, whatever.

bump.

Holy shit, Batman!

tuna mayo bread

5 burritos...

From where? I want to calculate the insane calories you just consumed.

eel.

This thread has a lot of potential.

Back in the day when I wen to bars, I often came home at 2 am to make multiple fried egg sammiches.

The correct answer is 3 Double Chee from McDonald's.

Panchos. Where else?

Jack in the Box tacos.

Absolutely. A couple of tacos, the trio sampler, and I'm good. Puking is a 50/50 proposition, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. :D

I saw this quote in somebodies sig so I thought I would tell GoChiefs to read about something called, "The Girl Hunt."

He might feel better about himself, though only slightly.

Key term to remember is homosocial bonding.

I just dove into a 1 lb bag og rold gold pretzel sticks

Cheeze Its. Awesome snack after a night of drinking

I shared a plate of chkn nacjos with a buddy

Isn't 11PM a little early to be misspelling words?

not if ya ben partyin since noon

After a long deadline I had to go out for a few early drinks and then caved in for some more 54th street nachos

If nothing else this thread shows me just how much time I spend at the bar,but at least tonight I can say no food just 100 ounces of tasty cold Blvd Wheat

Lobster. Stopped by Wal-Mart. Doused a live one. Heard it scream Devoured it w/ a fork in the left hand and chop sticks in the right hand.