Move Over Fleshlight - It's Froglight
 

I can't get it to embed and sick of trying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60...layer_embedded

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Excellent.

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Looks like what JC did to the Donks D at Pile High...

ewwwwwwww ... i watched about 7 secs of it then i realized what was about to happen.

don't need or want to see :shake:

Best internet video ever?

Dude you had it embedded a minute ago, I just watched it.

I watched all 2 minutes.

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ROFL:spock::clap:

twisted hollywood freak

Doesn't show up embedded on my browser, I put the code back along with the link.

LMAO

Now that's better than the Orangutang and the hunting dog. That really brought a tear to my eye and tugged at my heart strings.

I was friggn crying!ROFL He was really giving it to that poor frog.:shake:ROFL

THIS :eek:

thats a perfect analogy for what happened in the big 12.

Is it rape if the frog ribbits?
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Okay, not to get technical, but did he rape the frog, or force it to have oral sex with him? Bit of a difference there, especially given the size of a frog's mouth (large) vs. the size of any other orifices (small, I assume).

Now, see, if the frog had been better briefed on the world's perversity... like this one... (NSFW language)

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It's not easy being green.

ROFL watched about 45sec of that. jesus......

Oh, like you've never done that.






Ok, maybe not.

If this does not truely warm your heart, nothing will. Awesome!

I think forced oral copulation is still rape. I don't know.

So that is what a toad load is

Well since it's mating season and all u would ****ing a frogs throat also if u was a horny chimp

I don't think the frog survived the altercation......

No means no......

What a way to go out.

Suffocated by chimp cock.

thanks for that...I picked up some new moves

Part of me wants to click on it, but I know where my curiosity about tentacle porn led me. I think I'll pass.

Okay then, check out this video of me picking flowers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60...layer_embedded

You do know you have that link posted in the OP as well, right?

It's on youtube, how bad could it be? We need a woman's perspective.

On what? The frog's technique?

I've gone as far into the rabbit hole as I am willing to go tonight. I'll stop before I get gross.

Balls deep?

Said the monkey to the frog.

Interesting data point in the case study: Do males literally hump anything that moves?



Related joke:

And how much DNA does a chimp share with a human?

The same amount he shares with a frog! OH!

that is amazing

Honestly, not surprised by this. After all, we are related to chimps... and I would expect to find some humans doing this.

you know there is some kentucky fried mother****er somewhere just banging frogs as we speak

frog gigging
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What a spin on the classic saying, "I've got a frog in my throat."

I looked for 3 hours, but I couldn't find a ****ing frog anywhere last night dammit......

"Helllo mah baby, helllo mah darlin', hellloo mah rag-time gahahahahahguuuuughhhhhoghghoffffogggggg"

frog rape is nothing to monkey around with.

what's tom and huck doing down on the river?
sin,

If you play your cards right, and by that I mean picking the right (frog) "girl," you can lick her back and then poke her front.

With the bonus of...

http://lemurking.files.wordpress.com...jorboobage.jpg

I thought only a kiss from a princess would turn the frog human. Monkey's must have a whole different kind of fairytale.

The giggling children are soooo HOT!!!

chimps know here froggie froggie

That's actually the most disturbing part of the video. Well, unless your the frog, then it's probably mildly annoying at best.

Are they married now?

I believe that's the first time I ever felt sorry for a frog. There's nothing pretty about monkey rape.

I'd like to see that perverted ape try that little trick with one of those giant South American poisonous toads. They're genetically engineered to put an immediate end to sexual assaults like this by turning a chimp penis into an amorphous blob of quivering, bloody pain which is exactly what this disgusting, deviant, degenerate monkey deserves.

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/backs slowly out of thread...

This... is what the internet was made for. :facepalm:

And now we know why they installed a frog tank in the steelers locker room....

He ****ed the frog until it croaked.

<-----------still not giving in an watching

I didn't either.

Maybe I'll catch it on Tosh.0

I just watched it again.

Aint read all the replies, but I damn sure ain't watching this vid :shake:

Damn guys its not bad at all. Its not scary or gory or anything. Just man up and watch it.

This

Probably the most uncomfortable part about it is the voices of the little kids in the background who can tell the adults are fascinated and amused by something, but they can't quite figure out what is so damned funny.

LMAO

For the record, I never advised you to google "tentacle porn", I only mentioned that it existed.

I've watched one guy, one cup.

I can safely say I can watch anything on the interwebs.

This was about a 2 on the offensi-scale.

Gettn' froggy wit it.

Whatever. I can still blame you. You should have known what a curious person I am!

:)

Well, now I've seen it all.

"He tucked it under his arm to save it for later!"

LMAO

By the way, this video is how I started my day. As I was cleaning up my morning coffee spew from laughing at it, my wife asked what was so funny. I then insisted that she watch it, and tell me whether it was really that funny or if I'm just a freak.


Verdict: I'm a freak.


The good: At least I know that I have good company with my fellow Planeteers.
The bad: I emailed this thing out to about half the people I know before my wife told me it was a weird thing to send.

It's pretty twisted. But I laughed.

Do PETA people act on animal on animal crime? Because, that was just wrong...

Were there little kids watching that?

Listen in the background. You can hear some youthful voice saying stuff like (paraphrased), "Woah. That monkey is silly. What's he doing?" "That chimp is craaaazy!"

Meanwhile, all the adults are laughing uncomfortably, trying not to let on that little Timmy is getting to see shit in real life that grown men risk imprisonment and pay subscriber fees to witness.

LMAO

Yep hell if an 8 year old can watch it live how bad can it be? It's more of a WTF moment than anything

"It's stuck, he can't get it off"
I bet that kid's mother lost it

Didn't seem to help...

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The only thing that video did for me was make me very very thankful that I don't live in a glass cage with people poking video cameras in my face all day long. I'm sure there would be some quality stuff on youtube...

missouri frog season starts 2 weeks from today!
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My heart goes out to all Missouri frogs everywhere.

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