5 Reasons the Cleveland Browns will beat the Kansas City Chiefs
 

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5 Reasons the Cleveland Browns will beat the Kansas City Chiefs

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5 Reasons the Cleveland Browns will beat the Kansas City Chiefs

I’m sure many of you read the headline and were quick to give me a big loud “BOO!” Now, that’s not fair… I picked the Kansas City Chiefs to win the AFC West with a 9-7 record in 2010.
All of that being said, I am NOT the blogger to blow sunshine and rainbows up your ass and tell you how great everything always is. I do not “fall in love” with a hometown player. I am not the “homer” owner in your fantasy football league. I will not act as if I am, just to get you read the new Friday morning column: 5 Reasons.
Each week I will give you 5 reasons the Chiefs will lose their upcoming game. This does not mean I believe the Chiefs will lose each week, but by Friday you’ve already been filled with sugar and spice by every other Chiefs blog on the internet… It’s time for a little salt and vinegar!
5: Quarterback play

Will it be former Iowa State great Seneca Wallace or former Carolina Panthers great Jake Delhomme slotted to start for the Browns on Sunday? Right now, we don’t know. Jake Delhomme is Reportedly a Game-Time Decision Against Chiefs according to Dawgs by Nature and @OfficialBrowns, the official Twitter account of the Cleveland Browns. So, which QB will fare better against the Chiefs? My bet, Delhomme… But that’s not the point. Either QB will put up better numbers than Brady Quinn‘s 2009 numbers of 66 yards and 2 INTs when the Browns beat the Chiefs 41-34 in week 15.
4: Joshua Cribbs is a Bad Man!

After only one week of real professional football, KC Chiefs fans have fallen in love with Javier Arenas and Dexter McCluster… Well, Cleveland Browns fans have had a similar, if not superior, pleasure for 5 seasons plus 1 game with Josh Cribbs. Cribbs has scored 10 special teams touchdowns since 2005. If you remember way, way back, Cribbs took 2 kickoffs to the house in 2009 against the Chiefs.
3: 351

The number of team rushing yards put up by the Cleveland Browns against the Chiefs in 2009. Yes, only one game. Running back Jerome Harrison and his 286 rushing yards are back in 2010, and a sloppy game Monday night did not do much to show us whether or not this Chiefs rush defense is much better than their 31st NFL rank in 2009. Peyton Hillis is a much better #2 back than 2009′s version, Chris Jennings. Senaca Wallace‘s mobility at starting QB will not help the rush defense either.
2: Hope, Sunshine, Optimism & Rainbows

Sunday is the home opener in the Dawg Pound, and Cleveland is a football town! Fans will be pumped up for the game! The stadium will be rockin’ with a sell-out crowd! Noise always affects the opposing team, don’t expect Matt Cassel and the Kansas City offense to simply ignore the noise… It is not fair to believe your own sold out home stadium is an advantage, but not see it as an advantage for your opponent.
1: The Chiefs Suck

Sorry Chiefs fans, its true… As a Chiefs fan, you think the Cleveland Browns suck. On the other sideline, they think the same about the Chiefs. The sports world has similar thoughts. All major sports networks ranked both the Chiefs and Browns in the bottom 1/4 of the NFL in their pre-season power rankings. A week one win did little, if nothing, to boost the Chiefs in the rankings. According to Terry Pluto of the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Cleveland Browns should be able to win Sunday with Jake Delhomme or Seneca Wallace at QB.
Prediction

The Browns have a solid rushing game, a good special teams, were towards the bottom of the league in passing offense in 2009 and were towards the bottom of the league in both rushing and passing defense in 2009… Sound familiar?
I began the week positive the Chiefs would destroy the Browns. As the week progressed, optimism morphed into realism…
I believe the Chiefs have an advantage slightly, across the board. Let me say that again… Slightly… In no way will any game in 2010 be a cake-walk for the Chiefs, especially not a team and city that is pumped up for their home opener.
Kansas City Chiefs 16 - Cleveland Browns 10

6. Romeo Crennel has no intention of destroying his former team, thus paving the way for a high scoring Browns offense.

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5 Reasons the Cleveland Browns will beat the Kansas City Chiefs

I’m sure many of you read the headline and were quick to give me a big loud “BOO!” Now, that’s not fair… I picked the Kansas City Chiefs to win the AFC West with a 9-7 record in 2010.

All of that being said, I am NOT the blogger to blow sunshine and rainbows up your ass and tell you how great everything always is. I do not “fall in love” with a hometown player. I am not the “homer” owner in your fantasy football league. I will not act as if I am, just to get you read the new Friday morning column: 5 Reasons.

Each week I will give you 5 reasons the Chiefs will lose their upcoming game. This does not mean I believe the Chiefs will lose each week, but by Friday you’ve already been filled with sugar and spice by every other Chiefs blog on the internet… It’s time for a little salt and vinegar!
5: Quarterback play

Will it be former Iowa State great Seneca Wallace or former Carolina Panthers great Jake Delhomme slotted to start for the Browns on Sunday? Right now, we don’t know. Jake Delhomme is Reportedly a Game-Time Decision Against Chiefs according to Dawgs by Nature and @OfficialBrowns, the official Twitter account of the Cleveland Browns. So, which QB will fare better against the Chiefs? My bet, Delhomme… But that’s not the point. Either QB will put up better numbers than Brady Quinn‘s 2009 numbers of 66 yards and 2 INTs when the Browns beat the Chiefs 41-34 in week 15.
4: Joshua Cribbs is a Bad Man!

After only one week of real professional football, KC Chiefs fans have fallen in love with Javier Arenas and Dexter McCluster… Well, Cleveland Browns fans have had a similar, if not superior, pleasure for 5 seasons plus 1 game with Josh Cribbs. Cribbs has scored 10 special teams touchdowns since 2005. If you remember way, way back, Cribbs took 2 kickoffs to the house in 2009 against the Chiefs.
3: 351

The number of team rushing yards put up by the Cleveland Browns against the Chiefs in 2009. Yes, only one game. Running back Jerome Harrison and his 286 rushing yards are back in 2010, and a sloppy game Monday night did not do much to show us whether or not this Chiefs rush defense is much better than their 31st NFL rank in 2009. Peyton Hillis is a much better #2 back than 2009′s version, Chris Jennings. Senaca Wallace‘s mobility at starting QB will not help the rush defense either.
2: Hope, Sunshine, Optimism & Rainbows

Sunday is the home opener in the Dawg Pound, and Cleveland is a football town! Fans will be pumped up for the game! The stadium will be rockin’ with a sell-out crowd! Noise always affects the opposing team, don’t expect Matt Cassel and the Kansas City offense to simply ignore the noise… It is not fair to believe your own sold out home stadium is an advantage, but not see it as an advantage for your opponent.
1: The Chiefs Suck

Sorry Chiefs fans, its true… As a Chiefs fan, you think the Cleveland Browns suck. On the other sideline, they think the same about the Chiefs. The sports world has similar thoughts. All major sports networks ranked both the Chiefs and Browns in the bottom 1/4 of the NFL in their pre-season power rankings. A week one win did little, if nothing, to boost the Chiefs in the rankings. According to Terry Pluto of the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Cleveland Browns should be able to win Sunday with Jake Delhomme or Seneca Wallace at QB.
Prediction

The Browns have a solid rushing game, a good special teams, were towards the bottom of the league in passing offense in 2009 and were towards the bottom of the league in both rushing and passing defense in 2009… Sound familiar?

I began the week positive the Chiefs would destroy the Browns. As the week progressed, optimism morphed into realism…

I believe the Chiefs have an advantage slightly, across the board. Let me say that again… Slightly… In no way will any game in 2010 be a cake-walk for the Chiefs, especially not a team and city that is pumped up for their home opener.
Kansas City Chiefs 16 - Cleveland Browns 10

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5 Reasons the Cleveland Browns will beat the Kansas City Chiefs

I’m sure many of you read the headline and were quick to give me a big loud “BOO!” Now, that’s not fair… I picked the Kansas City Chiefs to win the AFC West with a 9-7 record in 2010.

All of that being said, I am NOT the blogger to blow sunshine and rainbows up your ass and tell you how great everything always is. I do not “fall in love” with a hometown player. I am not the “homer” owner in your fantasy football league. I will not act as if I am, just to get you read the new Friday morning column: 5 Reasons.

Each week I will give you 5 reasons the Chiefs will lose their upcoming game. This does not mean I believe the Chiefs will lose each week, but by Friday you’ve already been filled with sugar and spice by every other Chiefs blog on the internet… It’s time for a little salt and vinegar!
5: Quarterback play

Will it be former Iowa State great Seneca Wallace or former Carolina Panthers great Jake Delhomme slotted to start for the Browns on Sunday? Right now, we don’t know. Jake Delhomme is Reportedly a Game-Time Decision Against Chiefs according to Dawgs by Nature and @OfficialBrowns, the official Twitter account of the Cleveland Browns. So, which QB will fare better against the Chiefs? My bet, Delhomme… But that’s not the point. Either QB will put up better numbers than Brady Quinn‘s 2009 numbers of 66 yards and 2 INTs when the Browns beat the Chiefs 41-34 in week 15.
4: Joshua Cribbs is a Bad Man!

After only one week of real professional football, KC Chiefs fans have fallen in love with Javier Arenas and Dexter McCluster… Well, Cleveland Browns fans have had a similar, if not superior, pleasure for 5 seasons plus 1 game with Josh Cribbs. Cribbs has scored 10 special teams touchdowns since 2005. If you remember way, way back, Cribbs took 2 kickoffs to the house in 2009 against the Chiefs.
3: 351

The number of team rushing yards put up by the Cleveland Browns against the Chiefs in 2009. Yes, only one game. Running back Jerome Harrison and his 286 rushing yards are back in 2010, and a sloppy game Monday night did not do much to show us whether or not this Chiefs rush defense is much better than their 31st NFL rank in 2009. Peyton Hillis is a much better #2 back than 2009′s version, Chris Jennings. Senaca Wallace‘s mobility at starting QB will not help the rush defense either.
2: Hope, Sunshine, Optimism & Rainbows

Sunday is the home opener in the Dawg Pound, and Cleveland is a football town! Fans will be pumped up for the game! The stadium will be rockin’ with a sell-out crowd! Noise always affects the opposing team, don’t expect Matt Cassel and the Kansas City offense to simply ignore the noise… It is not fair to believe your own sold out home stadium is an advantage, but not see it as an advantage for your opponent.
1: The Chiefs Suck

Sorry Chiefs fans, its true… As a Chiefs fan, you think the Cleveland Browns suck. On the other sideline, they think the same about the Chiefs. The sports world has similar thoughts. All major sports networks ranked both the Chiefs and Browns in the bottom 1/4 of the NFL in their pre-season power rankings. A week one win did little, if nothing, to boost the Chiefs in the rankings. According to Terry Pluto of the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Cleveland Browns should be able to win Sunday with Jake Delhomme or Seneca Wallace at QB.
Prediction

The Browns have a solid rushing game, a good special teams, were towards the bottom of the league in passing offense in 2009 and were towards the bottom of the league in both rushing and passing defense in 2009… Sound familiar?

I began the week positive the Chiefs would destroy the Browns. As the week progressed, optimism morphed into realism…

I believe the Chiefs have an advantage slightly, across the board. Let me say that again… Slightly… In no way will any game in 2010 be a cake-walk for the Chiefs, especially not a team and city that is pumped up for their home opener.
Kansas City Chiefs 16 - Cleveland Browns 10

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Cleveland Brownies

Posted by LladyRusty at recipegoldmine.com 8/4/02 6:48:08 pm

Source: West Point Market Newsletter

4 (1 ounce) squares unsweetened chocolate
1 cup butter
4 eggs
2 tablespoons orange juice concentrate
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
1 tablespoon grated orange zest
1 cup flour
1/4 teaspoon salt
Orange Frosting (recipe follows)

Orange Frosting:
1/3 cup butter
3 ounces cream cheese, softened
2 tablespoons orange juice concentrate
2 cups sifted confectioners' sugar
Grated orange zest

Melt chocolate and butter in top of double boiler set over hot, not boiling, water. Let cool slightly.

Beat together eggs and orange concentrate in large bowl with whisk. Gradually beat in sugar. Stir in orange zest and melted chocolate mixture. Blend in flour and salt. Transfer to greased 9 x 13-inch baking pan.

Bake at 350 degrees until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean, about 20 minutes. Let cool completely in pan before frosting with orange frosting. Cut into squares.

Orange Frosting: Place butter and cream cheese in food processor and whirl until blended. Add orange juice concentrate, sugar and orange zest and mix thoroughly. Frost cooled brownies.

Servings: 12

Message boards are for the ignorant fan, blogs are for those who are much more intelligent and well spoken... Didn't think anything had changed in the last 3 years... I was right.

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Judging by the article, you should stick to message boards.

hey man, will you read my article?

Overkill?

5 Reasons the Cleveland Browns will beat the Kansas City Chiefs

I’m sure many of you read the headline and were quick to give me a big loud “BOO!” Now, that’s not fair… I picked the Kansas City Chiefs to win the AFC West with a 9-7 record in 2010.
All of that being said, I am NOT the blogger to blow sunshine and rainbows up your ass and tell you how great everything always is. I do not “fall in love” with a hometown player. I am not the “homer” owner in your fantasy football league. I will not act as if I am, just to get you read the new Friday morning column: 5 Reasons.
Each week I will give you 5 reasons the Chiefs will lose their upcoming game. This does not mean I believe the Chiefs will lose each week, but by Friday you’ve already been filled with sugar and spice by every other Chiefs blog on the internet… It’s time for a little salt and vinegar!
5: Quarterback play

Will it be former Iowa State great Seneca Wallace or former Carolina Panthers great Jake Delhomme slotted to start for the Browns on Sunday? Right now, we don’t know. Jake Delhomme is Reportedly a Game-Time Decision Against Chiefs according to Dawgs by Nature and @OfficialBrowns, the official Twitter account of the Cleveland Browns. So, which QB will fare better against the Chiefs? My bet, Delhomme… But that’s not the point. Either QB will put up better numbers than Brady Quinn‘s 2009 numbers of 66 yards and 2 INTs when the Browns beat the Chiefs 41-34 in week 15.
4: Joshua Cribbs is a Bad Man!

After only one week of real professional football, KC Chiefs fans have fallen in love with Javier Arenas and Dexter McCluster… Well, Cleveland Browns fans have had a similar, if not superior, pleasure for 5 seasons plus 1 game with Josh Cribbs. Cribbs has scored 10 special teams touchdowns since 2005. If you remember way, way back, Cribbs took 2 kickoffs to the house in 2009 against the Chiefs.
3: 351

The number of team rushing yards put up by the Cleveland Browns against the Chiefs in 2009. Yes, only one game. Running back Jerome Harrison and his 286 rushing yards are back in 2010, and a sloppy game Monday night did not do much to show us whether or not this Chiefs rush defense is much better than their 31st NFL rank in 2009. Peyton Hillis is a much better #2 back than 2009′s version, Chris Jennings. Senaca Wallace‘s mobility at starting QB will not help the rush defense either.
2: Hope, Sunshine, Optimism & Rainbows

Sunday is the home opener in the Dawg Pound, and Cleveland is a football town! Fans will be pumped up for the game! The stadium will be rockin’ with a sell-out crowd! Noise always affects the opposing team, don’t expect Matt Cassel and the Kansas City offense to simply ignore the noise… It is not fair to believe your own sold out home stadium is an advantage, but not see it as an advantage for your opponent.
1: The Chiefs Suck

Sorry Chiefs fans, its true… As a Chiefs fan, you think the Cleveland Browns suck. On the other sideline, they think the same about the Chiefs. The sports world has similar thoughts. All major sports networks ranked both the Chiefs and Browns in the bottom 1/4 of the NFL in their pre-season power rankings. A week one win did little, if nothing, to boost the Chiefs in the rankings. According to Terry Pluto of the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Cleveland Browns should be able to win Sunday with Jake Delhomme or Seneca Wallace at QB.
Prediction

The Browns have a solid rushing game, a good special teams, were towards the bottom of the league in passing offense in 2009 and were towards the bottom of the league in both rushing and passing defense in 2009… Sound familiar?
I began the week positive the Chiefs would destroy the Browns. As the week progressed, optimism morphed into realism…
I believe the Chiefs have an advantage slightly, across the board. Let me say that again… Slightly… In no way will any game in 2010 be a cake-walk for the Chiefs, especially not a team and city that is pumped up for their home opener.
Kansas City Chiefs 16 - Cleveland Browns 10

We just don't like spam. Actually, it wasn't a bad piece. Although I can poke lots of holes in your arguments. But then you whined about someone posting that here. That's where you ****ed up.

Yet you came back again.

Door-ass-goodbye, dickhead. We promise we won't miss you.

**** you. Feel free not to post it.

They sure are, Mr. tpflanz. Bad ones, too.

I stopped coming here for the same reason. Well, that and the spam and the copyright infringement threats.

That's why I became a copyright attorney and it looks as though you could use one right about now.

If you like, send me a PM with your contact information and I'll get in touch. Assuming we get a reasonable judge, you can own this entire site and the server and all the graphical smiley things and a bunch of recipes and a photograph of Mr. 'Hamas' Jenkens holding a bag of dog poop very near his face.

And, when it comes to suing people, you can take comfort in knowing that the only thing reasonable about me are my fees.

FAX

That's not right, dude. ****. Wait.

Wow, you should clean that sand out of your vagina.

LMAO You can always tell a douchebag "writer". Thinnest skin on the face of the planet. Your writing sucks. So enjoy writing your blog that will never make you a dime outside of the fleshlight clicks your d-bag readers click on.

I'm still confused why the chiefs will lose 10-16

ROFL, I bet this guy was hoping he would post his tripe here and everyone would be all

"damn, that was one hell of a good read. I hope this guy keeps coming back to enlighten us with his infinite knowledge"

instead he got "go **** yourself and your spam with a rusty aids fork"

Damn, I'm never posting any of my novels here.

It's the new math.

Did you cite that shit, bitch? ****ing plagiarizing mother****ers!!!

No, you wouldn't miss me, because you would rather talk about Ambien and elk hunting and wisdom teeth rather than Chiefs football on a Chiefs football message board...

Did you cite that shit, bitch? ****ing plagiarizing mother****ers!!! Never an original goddamn thought.

Footnote? Don't come in here talking about our content without respecting the source.

LMAO

Don't let the door hit your labia on the way out.

Next week: 5 reasons why I choose to bite pillows.

Sometimes we talk about poop and baseball, too. And all provide better reading than your moronic articles.

this is why you fail

Dude, if you want to talk about your sex life and how your wife likes to silver bullet your bunghole, keep it to the gochiefs threads. Spare the rest of us. :eek:

Can we get the official CP lawyer, please? I need help. The police are here, though, and they're reading this thread.

As your attorney, I advise you to say nothing more.

Unless, of course, you would like to call somebody a used-condom-eating Koala vagina.

FAX

Not to pick nits or anything, but that's not really "putting it nicely". You kinda suck at this whole writing thing.

Do you mean a Koala that eats used-condoms, or a Koala's vagina that eats used-condoms, or perhaps a combination of the two?

Says the guy using the open mouthed smiley. :harumph:

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Fun with Travis Pflanzhttp://funwithtp.com/index.php?optio...log&Itemid=122


mr. copyright lawyer buys bootleg movies??

Yeah, that's not the kind of fudgsicle I was looking for at walmart earlier.

Heh.

Your and idiot.

In other news run DMC tweets

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ROFL

Don't **** with the Flopnuts!

Yep, this is how this usually ends...

Should be 5 reasons why stupid fuggn n00bs shouldn't be able to start threads!
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I hope one of you guys was gracious enough to give the poor little fella a reach-around.

Uppity n00bs. They never learn. LMAO

LMAO You ****ing poser. Get the **** out of here.

Let this be a lesson to you. Never **** with Chiefs Planet.

no wonder your rep is turned off. blow it out your ass, dipshit n00b.

You know, I don't think I'd call a website "fun with tp". I mean, seriously.

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Pile-ons are fun. :)

And Mr. Pflanz, I have reported you and your site to the Internet Crime Complaint Center

http://www.ic3.gov/default.aspx

And sent your admission to

http://www.copynot.com/Pages/report_form1.html

Aw shit, here we go. I hope Travis just slinks away slowly.

I'm surprised he didn't call it "fun with dp".

Nice sweater.

ROFL

[QUOTE=Bugeater;7013014]Now there's no reason for anyone else to click the link.
[B]

no now it will be quoted in it's entirety more than the original link would have been clicked. I love scrolling like a mother****er. Sweet

GoChiefs said he saw this same poster advertisement at the gay bar the other day.

...And now to the Chiefs football...

Looks like Thou art defeated O, Satan.

So, are you all simply looking past the Browns game and marking it down as a win? Do you really think this Chiefs team is really that good?

you mess with the Planet, you get the antifreeze

Yeah, it's a little late for that O, biter of the pillows.

hey Mr. Copyright Tool, I didn't see any photo credits on the pic for the article on your blog... are you a photographer too?
















yup, didn't think so...