What do you think D-Bowe's facebook status update means?
 

This is his first post since Sept. 27. Posted it tonight.

He better be talking to God. It's going to take all of his might to bless Bowe with the ability to catch a football.

Never give up, obviously.

I wonder how many miles Haley has him running in full pads for every mental error in games...

We'll have to wait awhile until we win a SB. He's obviously throwing Cassel under the bus.

Obviously, it means that he knows that he's being traded to the Saskatchewan Roughriders.

It means he is through, through I tell ya.

He's talking about importing women. God first.

I'm gonna go with this.

It's code, obviously, Mr. GoChiefs.

The miles symbolize a long trip. The run is a metaphor for digging implements. And the dream represents Mark Casswelt's dead carcass buried somewhere in the desert.

FAX

He's working really, really, hard on that new rap album. He's just not getting any breaks.

Basically, he's admitting the Chiefs will only make the playoffs if they run over 300 YPG.

Or,

Charles needs more carries.

Shit happens, and I need to overcome it.

Gospel rap?

God sent him a word from heaven, but he dropped it.

I'm just glad he cares. He doesn't post much on FB. That drop meant something.

I fantasize that Haley yanked him and Chambers right off the tarmac upon landing in KC, drove their asses back to Arrowhead, and made them run snakes for an hour.

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Of course he cares. This is his livelihood.

People act like the fans care more than the players do... and that's absurd.

Bowe is not in a position to be complacent.

I think he really liked Inception

Or that.

LMAO

LMAO

So wait a second, Is the football his totem and if he drops it on the ground and it stand on its end it means he is still in the dream world. But if he drops it and everyone starts to boo him that means he is in the real world?

In that case, I think he would have used kilometres.

Maybe he saw himself get punked by Keyshawn on "C'Mon Man" tonight; they replayed both drops.

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It means he knows how to use the spell check feature. There's no way he could have written on his own that without a little help.

He dropped the keyboard.
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If he does not care then we have a bigger problem.

He has matured in some ways. That is, not everything is about me. The D-Show thing. But skill wise. Meh.

My ass could have caught that ball.

With hands like this, I'm shocked he can type.

http://www.thepresentplace.co.uk/ima...D_HANDS-01.jpg

You're dead to me, Bowe. Come out to Tahoe, let's go fishing. :grr:

He's saying Cassel has overthrown his dream.

Bowe jumping on the Tebow bandwagon early.

Obviously talking about him being a leprochaun chasing gold. Duh.

To me it look like a leprechaun to me. All you gotta do ih look up in da tree, who all see da leprechaun say yeah!!!

Could be a crack head to got holt da wrong stuff.

Agreed. All we need now is the put a pot of gold around the ball and DBOWE IS ****ING ON THAT SHIT

I got da flute that's 1000s of years old, passed down from my great grandad who was Irish. I'm just here to help.

I love to racism.
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I'm sure it meant something.

Now let's see what he does, how he responds. I'd like to believe this will signal a turning point for DBowe. But...

All I wanna know's where da gold at!

:facepalm:

I'm not sure what you mean by that. Unless calling someone stupid is now racist.

It's a reference to Eastbound and Down

Bowe is in a good place.

Haley is a good brainwasher
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Well, so far, so good.

Turns out he was looking for credit for springing TJ free with a block on that run.

God Answered his prayer.

:spock: I don't hear that line anywhere in this song.

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Kenny Powers says you are ****ing out!

Uh oh. Bitches be crazy, DBOwe.

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He is apologizing to his fantasy owners for tomorrow

The excellent HBO dark comedy, Eastbound and Down, Bugeater. Not the song.

found that quote word for word here

http://www.motivateus.com/motivational_quotes-90.htm

Perseverance Quotes

ANOTHER show I need to watch. Truly, we need to up the number of hours in a day.

Have we seen the last of DumBowe and are witnessing the emergence of ProBowe?

minimum stats for Bowe tomorrow:

120 yards
1 TD

against Jammer? no way. 70 yard max

He's good, but he's no Champ Bailey.

GDI, he's making a pass at my wife... That's what that means!!! SOAB!!!

Jammer is not exactly Champ Bailey.

I'm sure it's a coded message of some sort.

If you rearrange the words, you get this message:

While telling God to run, no chasing, you first will have a dream. How many miles is there?

What do you think it means?

What about after his first catch?

Seriously, this woman looks like trouble. RUN, DBOWE!

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or this

Dream chasing is how many miles a god will have to run there first while telling you no...

Oh, that may be the key.

it means if you didn't like him as a player, you'd be mocking him for it?