ChiefsPlanet

ChiefsPlanet (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/index.php)
-   Nzoner's Game Room (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=1)
-   -   Life How Often Do You Trim/Cut Your Nose Hair? (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=236419)

Donger 11-06-2010 02:54 PM

How Often Do You Trim/Cut Your Nose Hair?
 
I was stunned to realize that I now trim/cut my nose hair once a week. If I do not, I look like a party favor when I sneeze. The interesting thing is that I'm not a particularly hairy chap, so I've no idea why my nose hair grows at such a prodigious rate.

So, how about you? Trying to gauge myself.

Thanks.

KChiefs1 11-06-2010 02:55 PM

I get tweezers & pull them out about once a week.

BigMeatballDave 11-06-2010 02:57 PM

About as often as I wash my legs.

Buck 11-06-2010 02:58 PM

Never

KCUnited 11-06-2010 02:59 PM

As needed, not often.

chasedude 11-06-2010 03:00 PM

Too Often....

chasedude 11-06-2010 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 7149903)
I get tweezers & pull them out about once a week.

:eek:

Donger 11-06-2010 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 7149910)
As needed, not often.

Please define not often. I could probably go two or three weeks, but I despise the very thought of nose hair protruding out of my nose. There was an old guy at Home Depot helping me some plumbing a few weeks ago, and couldn't stop staring in horror at his nose. His nose hair was pure white and I swear that he could have braided it.

Sfeihc 11-06-2010 03:10 PM

Once a week, Donger.

Stewie 11-06-2010 03:11 PM

My nose hair is blonde/white, so it's very noticeable. This is the best trimmer I've found and have been using it for years.

https://www.groommate.com/

JoeyChuckles 11-06-2010 03:27 PM

Growing up sucks

Pablo 11-06-2010 03:28 PM

Weekly. I absolutely despise protruding nose hairs.

Bugeater 11-06-2010 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 7149903)
I get tweezers & pull them out about once a week.

Same here.

Duck Dog 11-06-2010 03:40 PM

About once a week I use scissors and snip away the hairs.

yhf 11-06-2010 04:11 PM

Every other week.

A few weeks ago I discovered a stray hair shortly after a trim. Being away from home I decided to pluck it. Upon first tug I realized that the rogue hair was apparently rooted deep within the farthest recesses of my occipital lobe. The extraction was a truly frightening process. I can not imagine what strange forces could generate such a freakishly long growth but I fear that I may have been exposed to some sort of horrific nose hair fertilizer.

Getting older sucks.

Donger 11-06-2010 04:28 PM

Thank you, gentlemen. I'm not a freak after all.

R8RFAN 11-06-2010 04:32 PM

why cut it? Just weave it into your mustache

penchief 11-06-2010 04:33 PM

Whenever I see a hair sticking out I just yank it on out.

WilliamTheIrish 11-06-2010 04:55 PM

Once a week. The mustache too. Gotta be vigilant on that hair.

One day - and I'm not kidding - I was driving in my car and the sun was shining in through the rear window.
My kids started laughing and said I had a hair long hair coming out of my ear. I looked, didn't see anything. They kept laughing and laughing. Finally, I look again in the rear view mirror and the sun hits my ear just right and I discover there is indeed a very long, very albino-ish 4 inch hair growing outta my ear. Looked like something that might fall off the abominable snowman.

From that moment forward, it's been vigilance!

Luke 11-06-2010 05:53 PM

nosey
 
You mean you are supposed to cut those? I just comb them in with my ear hair and moustache.:eek:

Rain Man 11-06-2010 06:10 PM

Twice daily, with additional treatments in the middle of the day as necessary.

Bane 11-06-2010 06:12 PM

About every other week or so.

kstater 11-06-2010 06:13 PM

Twice a week.

Mr. Laz 11-06-2010 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7149898)
I was stunned to realize that I now trim/cut my nose hair once a week. If I do not, I look like a party favor when I sneeze. The interesting thing is that I'm not a particularly hairy chap, so I've no idea why my nose hair grows at such a prodigious rate.

So, how about you? Trying to gauge myself.

Thanks.

ears are next ... then the eye brows

Slayer Diablo 11-06-2010 06:32 PM

Whenever I notice them while shaving.

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-06-2010 07:38 PM

That and ear hair, thank God, are two things I do NOT have to groom/maintain.

Dallas Chief 11-06-2010 09:51 PM

About once a week. If not, I start to get "ticklers". Definitely a more fertile environment than the top of my head.:cuss:

Phobia 11-06-2010 09:58 PM

My ears are really frustrating. I don't know what to do about all that.

BIG_DADDY 11-06-2010 10:17 PM

every time I shave my balls

Bowser 11-06-2010 11:56 PM

Usually once a week. Maybe once every ten days if I'm lucky.

I always wonder just how out of control my nose/ear hairs will be when I'm in my 80's from all the cutting and trimming I did earlier in my life.

BIG_DADDY 11-06-2010 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 7151250)
Usually once a week. Maybe once every ten days if I'm lucky.

I always wonder just how out of control my nose/ear hairs will be when I'm in my 80's from all the cutting and trimming I did earlier in my life.

Well if you get held prisoner in a castle it's always good to know you can grow your nose hairs out enough to let your fair maiden save you.

googlegoogle 11-07-2010 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duck Dog (Post 7150012)
About once a week I use scissors and snip away the hairs.

i use a small pair of scissors. i also yank the closest ones to the nostril sometimes. they don't hurt sometimes.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MWQso85KBXg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MWQso85KBXg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

S&BJW 11-07-2010 12:27 AM

I`m a Raider fan so I never have to do that. You see, in jail we have creative crack pipes and every time I spark up, it singes my nose hairs right back where they belong.

2112 11-07-2010 12:34 AM

Once a month. or else it looks like a juniper is growing outta my nose.

2112 11-07-2010 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S&BJW (Post 7151285)
I`m a Raider fan so I never have to do that. You see, in jail we have creative crack pipes and every time I spark up, it singes my nose hairs right back where they belong.

Define what a Raiders fan actually is. please, Mr Raiders fan

S&BJW 11-07-2010 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 7151293)
Define what a Raiders fan actually is. please, Mr Raiders fan

Dude, just being funny after reading another thread that describes all us Raider fans as being hellacious, prison bound convicts. My smart ass answer would be: Um, someone whom is a fan of the Raiders?
.
.
.
Or I can get super smart ass and TYPE SLOWER FOR YOU......

DaneMcCloud 11-07-2010 01:07 AM

I tweeze and pull about every 4-6 weeks. It used to be every week when I first started about 20 year ago, but by pulling them out with the root intact for a couple of decades, there's very little trimming necessary these days.

Nose hairs are ****ing gross. I have a friend that lets his grow to the point where they're sticking out and curling above his skin at times. The dude is super busy and ultra-successful but please, get rid of those ****ing nose hairs!

BIG_DADDY 11-07-2010 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 7151334)
I tweeze and pull about every 4-6 weeks. It used to be every week when I first started about 20 year ago, but by pulling them out with the root intact for a couple of decades, there's very little trimming necessary these days.

Nose hairs are ****ing gross. I have a friend that lets his grow to the point where they're sticking out and curling above his skin at times. The dude is super busy and ultra-successful but please, get rid of those ****ing nose hairs!

You still bleaching your anus?

S&BJW 11-07-2010 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY (Post 7151328)
I went to the farmers market today. Bet a bunch of Raiders fans out there. I am thinking I am going to get a whole lot of free food next week.

And this has something to do with nose hair trimming how? LOL

Only in a queef "football" forum will there be threads regarding "nose hair trimming" "How to jack off pigs" "what to tell a girl that stinks in her southern region", etc.....
you guys crack me up

2112 11-07-2010 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S&BJW (Post 7151311)
Dude, just being funny after reading another thread that describes all us Raider fans as being hellacious, prison bound convicts. My smart ass answer would be: Um, someone whom is a fan of the Raiders?
.
.
.
Or I can get super smart ass and TYPE SLOWER FOR YOU......

Dude, you teh suck at being funny..lol..but you keep trying..heh heh

DaneMcCloud 11-07-2010 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY (Post 7151337)
You still bleaching your anus?

Only when time allows

S&BJW 11-07-2010 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 7151342)
Dude, you teh suck at being funny..lol..but you keep trying..heh heh

LOL brother, you`re correct as I don`t make a living on being funny, here`s to a good game today!

2112 11-07-2010 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 7151344)
Only when time allows

Come on Dane, the McCloud household does not buy toilet paper. you prolly have 4 bidet's throughout the McCloud estate.

BIG_DADDY 11-07-2010 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S&BJW (Post 7151338)
And this has something to do with nose hair trimming how? LOL

Only in a queef "football" forum will there be threads regarding "nose hair trimming" "How to jack off pigs" "what to tell a girl that stinks in her southern region", etc.....
you guys crack me up

2 windows open. Say what you will, the Raiders are going down like a $5 hooker.

2112 11-07-2010 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S&BJW (Post 7151347)
LOL brother, you`re correct as I don`t make a living on being funny, here`s to a good game today!

Have fun dude! ;) LOL! I'm not a Chiefs fan though :evil: I'm a resident troll also ;)

WTF does QUE-E-FS mean though? LOL! I never got that

BIG_DADDY 11-07-2010 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 7151344)
Only when time allows

ROFL NICE!!!! It isn't easy being you.

BIG_DADDY 11-07-2010 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 7151348)
Come on Dane, the McCloud household does not buy toilet paper. you prolly have 4 bidet's throughout the McCloud estate.

You kidden me? Dane has 18 year old naked midget models lick his ass clean. Where have you been?

chiefzilla1501 11-07-2010 01:23 AM

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2007...perbad_022.jpg
Funny thing about my nose hair, Jules. It's located on my cock

S&BJW 11-07-2010 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 7151351)
Have fun dude! ;) LOL! I'm not a Chiefs fan though :evil: I'm a resident troll also ;)

WTF does QUE-E-FS mean though? LOL! I never got that

Just as Raider fans call Denver the Doncs, etc....we call the Chiefs "Chiefs"....which is the definition of vaginal flatuence...lol

Phobia 11-07-2010 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S&BJW (Post 7151366)
Just as Raider fans call Denver the Doncs, etc....we call the Chiefs "Chiefs"....which is the definition of vaginal flatuence...lol

You call Chiefs Chiefs, huh? Strange how that works.

BIG_DADDY 11-07-2010 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7151375)
You call Chiefs Chiefs, huh? Strange how that works.

ROFL

BIG_DADDY 11-07-2010 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S&BJW (Post 7151366)
Just as Raider fans call Denver the Doncs, etc....we call the Chiefs "Chiefs"....which is the definition of vaginal flatuence...lol

And it's Donks dude.

2112 11-07-2010 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7151375)
You call Chiefs Chiefs, huh? Strange how that works.

q-u-e-e-f-s is filtered out...LMFAO! I tried typing it 3 times and was scratching my head

S&BJW 11-07-2010 01:37 AM

LOL...thought I typed Chiefs twice and even tried to modify with no luck......doesn`t matter bro, the definition is the same....

S&BJW 11-07-2010 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S&BJW (Post 7151381)
LOL...thought I typed Chiefs twice and even tried to modify with no luck......doesn`t matter bro, the definition is the same....

Q.U.E.E.F.S........there it is...

BIG_DADDY 11-07-2010 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 7151380)
q-u-e-e-f-s is filtered out...LMFAO! I tried typing it 3 times and was scratching my head

Have you always been the party pooper? From lame videos to pulling the covers on this. I'll bet you were the guy at the party that lifted the pillow to show everyone it was just a woopy cusion. :shake:

Smed1065 11-07-2010 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S&BJW (Post 7151381)
LOL...thought I typed Chiefs twice and even tried to modify with no luck......doesn`t matter bro, the definition is the same....

Should make you pissed when you lose to them, then..

Phobia 11-07-2010 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 7151380)
q-u-e-e-f-s is filtered out...LMFAO! I tried typing it 3 times and was scratching my head

Heh. Where do you think that filter came from?

BIG_DADDY 11-07-2010 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S&BJW (Post 7151382)
Q.U.E.E.F.S........there it is...

Good thing we got D2112 here to keep order to all this.

Mr. Flopnuts 11-07-2010 01:41 AM

I wish there was a filter that changed "Raiders fans" to "Prisonite butt****ers".

Phobia 11-07-2010 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7151390)
I wish there was a filter that changed "Raiders fans" to "Prisonite butt****ers".

I used to have something like that. I think my Al Davis one is still active.

2112 11-07-2010 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY (Post 7151385)
Have you always been the party pooper? From lame videos to pulling the covers on this. I'll bet you were the guy at the party that lifted the pillow to show everyone it was just a woopy cusion. :shake:

Dude, I ran off that pos Ultra Peanut..lol..for that you should be on your hands and knees kissing my feet..lol
Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7151388)
Heh. Where do you think that filter came from?

This place went to hell after you left

Phobia 11-07-2010 01:49 AM

I think there is also a filter still in place for the idiots who don't know the "i before e" rule applies to spelling the name of their favorite team. cheifs

Nope - guess that one is gone.

Phobia 11-07-2010 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 7151398)
This place went to hell after you left

I know. We miss me.

BIG_DADDY 11-07-2010 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 7151398)
Dude, I ran off that pos Ultra Peanut..lol..for that you should be on your hands and knees kissing my feet..lol


This place went to hell after you left

Dude, I am just clowning you. What did you tell UP, he had a stinky vagina?

Mr. Flopnuts 11-07-2010 01:51 AM

,, was always one of my favorite ones.

Mr. Flopnuts 11-07-2010 01:51 AM

Damn, that one's gone too.

BIG_DADDY 11-07-2010 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7151401)
I know. We miss me.

Have you ever considered returning as some masked super hero like gifted mouth or something?

Phobia 11-07-2010 01:53 AM

Hahahahahaha - shut up.

2112 11-07-2010 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY (Post 7151403)
Dude, I am just clowning you. What did you tell UP, he had a stinky vagina?

I know ;)

lol.. no, I kept saying that it wanted it's penis carved up like an artichoke. and needed free health care to help finance such an expensive operation. then it cried that I was picking on it and its homo friends reaper and sports racer<---(who has to be a up dupe) would fly in to show their love for the monstrosity. then one day it just left. I haven't missed any of the ridiculous gifs or reeruned posts tbh..lol..have you? ROFL

BIG_DADDY 11-07-2010 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7151408)
Hahahahahaha - shut up.

Don't hurt my feelings dude.

Phobia 11-07-2010 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY (Post 7151410)
Don't hurt my feelings dude.

We don't really have feelings. How else have we been friends for over a decade?

BIG_DADDY 11-07-2010 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 7151409)
I know ;)

lol.. no, I kept saying that it wanted it's penis carved up like an artichoke. and needed free health care to help finance such an expensive operation. then it cried that I was picking on it and its homo friends reaper and sports racer<---(who has to be a up dupe) would fly in to show their love for the monstrosity. then one day it just left. I haven't missed any of the ridiculous gifs or reeruned posts tbh..lol..have you? ROFL

To tell you the truth, I just felt sorry for it's family. Bleeding all over the board was annoying as well. Good work. I won't make you watch the whole "practice" video now.

BIG_DADDY 11-07-2010 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7151413)
We don't really have feelings. How else have we been friends for over a decade?

It has been a long time. I still think I have a meat left in my intestines from that Fogo de Chao place you took me to though.

Hammock Parties 11-07-2010 02:05 AM

Never have. But I have trouble growing body hair, it seems. I have almost no chest chair. What little grows, is shaved after a few days. No back hair to speak of.

Phobia 11-07-2010 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY (Post 7151415)
It has been a long time. I still think I have a meat left in my intestines from that Fogo de Chao place you took me to though.

Sorry about that. I usually don't put the whole thing in on first dates either but I really liked the way you moved.

Mr. Flopnuts 11-07-2010 02:06 AM

:LOL:

Phobia 11-07-2010 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7151419)
:LOL:

He's the one who typed it. Can't believe it was all teed up like that... "still have meat in my intestine..." LMAO

BIG_DADDY 11-07-2010 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7151417)
Sorry about that. I usually don't put the whole thing in on first dates either but I really liked the way you moved.

ROFL

2112 11-07-2010 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7151417)
Sorry about that. I usually don't put the whole thing in on first dates either but I really liked the way you moved.

ROFL


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 01:59 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.