Who deserves more of an ass beating?
 

Papa John Schnatter

"Papa's In the House!"

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Subway's Jared Fogle

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Oh, I think Papa John needs his ass beat much worse. I think Jared knows he's a tool, but Papa John seems to think he's kick ass.

Papa John's camaro gets him off the hook.

Papa John.He's like the KnowShit of pizza.

Def. Papa John.

Oh PAPA....kikkkhissssassssssssss

Wow you guys wanna whoop peoples asses you don't even know? Just imagine what you guys wanna do to me. *bites nails in fear*.

Why would either of them deserve getting their ass beat?

Fake ass celebs on shitty commercials ruin the vibe when I am watching pro football.

Clearly Papa John. Supposedly he tried to get the Pizza Hut CEO kicked out a Louisville church a few years back.

Papa John's commercial are always really loud for some reason and given the fact that they're ****ing annoying as hell, I immediately start day dreaming about beating his face in with a baseball bat.

I was gonna say the "Do you hear me now" guy needs his ass kicked but then found out he has a brain tumor

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papa john guy.. hes annoying and their pizza isnt that good.

Hard to hate on a guy who lost weight with the help of his AIDS.

ROFL

everyones gone with papa yet theres 10 votes for jared wtf guys

Neither, but I would torture that fucking UPS ad guy. For months.

Add McDaniels to the contest please. He is the only person I really want to see have his ass beat right now

I pick the old bastard in the Geico Gecko commercials. In fact any of the Geico commercials, screw them all. Give me a few more bucks off my insurance and it'd make me happy.

Only? Nobody else really annoys you.. like Mack Brown, Mark May, Jason Whitlock, Lou HOLTHZ, noooooooooooo one?

def papa john guy, their pizza sucks and he thinks he incredibly awesome and he wears too much make up.

I was eating at subway at lunch everyday for a while and the one time I didn't go I found out Jared Fogle himself made an appearance. I missed out on my opportunity to walk up to him and punch him in the stomach. I equate the dissapointment I felt that day with an assasin in Germany who failed to kill Hitler.

Jared Fogle -- Hitler with Aids and some goofy glasses.

Subway dude for sure. The Papa John guy can brag for legitimately building an empire. The other fat ****, what did he do?

Plus Jared is starting to get full of himself. I hear he won't even show you his free subway for life card anymore. It's like dude without that card and your commercials, you're just a fat guy in khakis.

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At the Mizzou Tigers game ROFL

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No wonder he sucks.
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Well, only one I thought of right then. Actually, I hate the majority of people and think that about 70% of them need to have their ass beat. That is for another discussion though.

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I worked at Papa John's during college.

I want to kill that mother****er and play around with his blood.

I really didn't think it would be this close. I guess it just comes down to your food preference at this point. I love pizza. Sorry J...

Papa Johns has these commercials where the Papa Johns guy personally delivers pizza to various houses. And he always ends up throwing a football around in the yard with the kids and various bullshit.

I haven't seen it in probably five years, but there was an early one, maybe the first one of these commercials, where he rings the doorbell at a house and clearly expected the people there to A) know exactly who he was, and B) be totally excited he was there.

Of course, neither happened. And unlike all the staged ads they do now, there was no further footage of him interacting with the people at the house. I like to think they treated him like some everyday delivery guy, while he's trying to push his way inside.

Anyway, I've thought that dude needed a beating since the first time I saw that ad. And Jared from Subway has been part of two good WWE moments, so he gets a lifetime pass.

Jared. I haven't reached the overexposure stage with Papa John yet, and their pizza rocks.

How about Geico's ad writers?

Jared is sporting Colts gear. We should kick his ass just for that...

This. :grr:

HERE HERE!

None of these are even close to the douchiness that reeks from the UPS "what can brown do for you" guy.

I want to beat him with a baseball bat.

Who the **** are you?