Signs Todd Haley may be the Godfather
 

1.) Feeling like Josh McDaniels delivered an affront to Haley by running up the score and cheap shots, he utters the famous phrase, "There’s a lot of sh*t being talked about you!" (kinda like Jake La Motta talking to Joey ... "I heard some things Joey, I heard things!")
and refuses to shake his hand.

2.) Weeks later after showing showing the McDaniels 'how we do'. Haley meets McDaniels out in the middle of the field and gives him a hug. In the mafia world this is the equivalent of the 'kiss of death'.

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3.) McDaniels is fired and seen driving off in his SUV (assuredly to some toll booth in Jersey)

Conclusion: Todd Haley is the capo di tutti capi. If he ever hugs you..gets your affairs in order.

Signs you're a dumbass:

This thread.

Hey, I got a mild chuckle out of it.

What could Pat Bolen do? McDaniels was banging cocktail waitresses, two at a time. Quarterbacks were waiting for their plays.

Signs your not a Mensch, this comment. Although I am a bit of a dumbass.

It's in the top 1/3 of creative/humorous threads.

Haha.

Nice.

You couldn't come up with anything this funny even if you stuck your 3 inch dick through your Yarmulke and walked into a Kosher deli to order some sausage...

how can this reerun start a thread and i cant ???????????????

Dude.

Dude, do you hate gays and Jews or what?

I think it's time you shut your ****ing trap.

Are you reeruned?

No. Do you hate gays and Jews?

No, but you are reeruned. WHere the hell do you get that I hate Jews?

Probably has something to do with the swastika tattooed on your forehead. :D

Go kill yourself. I'm not playing this game.

Really?

I'm curious too. He made some very Jew specific comments but I didn't feel the hate in the statement he made.

Not only is this ****ing monkey reeruned, it's also a bigot. How blessed we are here, on CP, to have such a gift.

FTR, I got a giggle out of the OP as well. Keep posting you Jew hating n00b!

Clever! They are from the same familytree.:D

Everyone knows Pioli is the Don.

You are a ****ing tool....Seriously...I assume in your world you can't make jokes about any culture, sexual orientation, gender, race or any other type of classification...

If I had to be as stupid as you I would kill myself.

The only thing ..The ONLY thing I meant in my original comment was that this thread (the OP) was funny as hell....

Jewish Rabbi is a troll of the highest class....

I've seen worse threads. This was moderately humorous.
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I get it. He made the joke to a poster named Jewish Rabbi. Funny stuff, right?

No, it's not. It's like when a middle-schooler learns how to come up with more creative insults than "poopface" for the first time. Also, more than one poster thinks it was a bigoted post.

Neither did I but you know these Liberal Progressive Marxists have a hard time laughing at themselves let alone having a sense of humor. Especially when it comes to ethnic differences. When you can't have a chuckle about each others ethnic differences then I think it's time for somebody "else" to go kill themselves.:rolleyes:

You are stupid...Jewish Rabbi is probably not even a Jew OR a RabbiIn fact his whole persona is probably more insulting to judaism than any comment I have ever made...Nothign I said was hateful...Go ahead and keep showing your stupidity though. JR has trolled me in the past, I can show you some of the neg reps and prove he is no religious scholar.

Lamp-shades and tooth-jewlery for everyone!



Ah hell, I shouldn't make Holocaust jokes. My great-grandfather died at Auchwitz.










(Drunk ****er fell off the guard-tower. Badump-bump, crash)
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Thats because there were none...I am actually considering converting....But SNR is brain dead...

Shuddup, doody-head.
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Hey P-mower, let me know when and where the coming-out party is. I'd like to attend. (No-homo)
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Meh. It was a Jew joke. The world is already too PC as it is... nothing wrong with a Jew joke now and then. As far as I could tell, there was no malice with the comment, he was just making a joke.

Hahah Ok. (no homo , if we have a 3-sum and I accidentally stare into your eyes too long , I apologize in advance)

Let me guess, you are Jewish and Gay???:shrug:

Lighten up SNR. You may be proud of being part of the PC(politically correct) police but most of us on this board are not PC.

Which PC is nothing more than (censoring free speech,behavior and now even thought) to that which only Progressive Liberal Marxists will accept so that total control of "We the People" is attained. :rolleyes::mad:

LMFAO

Why do you hate middle schoolers?

LMAOLMAOLMAO

Guys,

SNR and Pants are in this group and so we cant make fun of Gays, Blacks, Jews, or Clansmen....Everyone please respect this. Thank you.

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/8...shclansmen.jpg

After a seemingly innocent humorous post on a message board
Mr mesmith31 met a horrible fate..Haley's hit man was 0-9 up to that point but somehow managed to get the job done.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscart...es/rmcn46l.jpg

Look man, shit like that happens. I'll get over it. Just don't wink at me. (Some homo)
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Reading comprehension is your friend. Use it.

I never said Jewish Rabbi was Jewish. I know that he probably isn't. Either way, you have a beef with the guy and chose to insult him by insulting his username and turning it against him. I thought that was a curious decision on your part, so I asked you about it. You said no. I'm not going to make a big deal out of it.

Lord knows I've made my fair share of offensive jokes about gays, Jews, minorities, etc on this forum. But I've never done it as a first-response insult to a poster I don't like. That was the difference I saw. If you and other posters think I'm being a PC whore by pointing out that distinction, you might want to further consider what constitutes being PC.

I don't understand why you're defending yourself. sportsshrink is in Pawntard's camp on this. Enough said.

Over sensitivity to the point of offended feelings of which you are guilty is what constitutes being PC.

Oh I see, so blatant bigotry / racism / hatred is cool as a second response but a NON BIGOTED non hateful joke is not cool as a 1st response...

You are a ****ing reerun, and need to stop talking.

Let's say I have a black friend and I slap him on the back and call him a racial slur. He'll know I'm joking.

Let's say I'm in a fight about something with my black friend and THEN I call him a racial slur.

See the difference?

And yes, I'm aware that Jewish Rabbi likely isn't Jewish.

Hey SNR, you're kinda busting his chops about a possible antisemitic comment but you totally forgot how much shit you used to give me about being Mongolian.

Oh wait, no. You called me a Mongoloid. Disregard.




(Gonzo, the great argument diffuser)
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I never said it was cool on the 2nd response either.

**** it, I'm not arguing with you. Go have gay sex with Cassel's appendix wound you bundle of sticks.

See what I did there?

Jesus Christ, you're ****ing dumb. LOL

This analogy is not correct, since I never made any racial/religious slur...something you STILL do not even understand after it has been pointed out to you repeatedly...

Let's start a bigot-poll thread!

Rainman, get to it!





(Gonzo, the antagonist)
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Yes, you were...and you lost. You know why? You are a ****ign moron.

See what I did thar?

There has been a hijacking! Someone get Bill Clinton from the Bunny Ranch and tell him we need him to negotiate the release...

You can't be an antagonist and a diffuser in the same thread you bundle of sticks.

What? I didn't say anything bigoted. You guys are being PC.

If the OP's joke gave me a boner, this sad attempt shrank it back into a turtle-neck.

Haley:He wants a rematch. It'll be the Broncos and Chiefs. We'll insist it be played somewhere where we usually win so we feel safe. Arrowhead. They'll check us for weapons at first so we have to make sure Bowe doesn't catch anything. But if Weis and Crennel can come up with a gameplan...I'll finish that little turd myself. A low scoring game. 10-6 or something.
(Pause. Then laughter from Pioli, Weis, and Crennel)
Pioli: You think you're back in Dallas and you can get a coach fired just like that because he pisses someone off? Ya gotta go right up to him to smack him like Buddy Ryan did in Houston. Ba-da-Bing in the head! You're taking this personally Todd. Charlie? Romeo? He's taking this very personally
Haley: Wait. Where does it say you have to wait until the end of the season to fire a coach? I'm talking a lousy coach. A crooked coach caught cheating. A whiny suckass coach. Bowlen might get fed up with 3-9.
Weis: He might Scott. He just might.
Pioli: Ok. But want a good game plan you guys. I don't want Todd holding his dick like in Denver.

Enough with the Jewish stuff. Hyman Roth was as able a mobster as anyone.

Till he got torn

(Unfortunate name...)

(I'm Jewish so I can say this) besides the time to make a Jewish joke would have been the pizza oven thread.

Sure I can. I can multi-task, you queen.
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Who gave the order on McDaniel? I know I didn't.
There was this coach. Took over a Super Bowl team in New England (guhh). Took that team to the playoffs twice. And they made of him up there. Not a sign or a plaque appreciating taking a team (guhh) with an injured Bledsoe,Coates,Jefferson,and Ted Johnson into the post season!! And with the worst GM in history who couldn't draft worth shit for 3 years!!! And someone got him fired. He went on to coach USC to greatness. I loved Pete Carroll. When he got the ax I wasn't mad. He talked Gay. He was too soft on the players so when it happened I let it go (guhhh) and I said to myself (guhh) This is the business we've chosen(guhh). I didn't ask who gave the order!!! Because it didn't have anything to do with business!

i love u rod carew


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i knew something was up when he wouldn't eat pork chops

Not to interrupt the roast of Albert Brooks...BUT THIS! *applause*

Well this thread went down hill in a hurry.

Cool thread.
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I walk in to this thread and I'm all "lol wut" then i walk out.

but not before adding this.


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ROFLMFAO

LMAOLMAO

Haley to Josh: Now go home and get your shinebox.

Precisely!!!:thumb: