Dear Buck
 

Looks like your mother has been on craigslist again.

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/wan/2107518283.html

I want to find someone that can make me a custom pole about 36-42" tall and about 4-6" around. It must be able to vibrate with varying speeds and I would like it made out of something VERY sturdy like wood or thick rubber or plastic and be a plug in. (MUST BE A QUIET MACHINE) We also need it to be able to either have a removable base or a large suction cup thing on the bottom to adhere to relatively flat surfaces. It will be used outside and in depending on the season and what decorations are up so it can't get hot to the touch either as we will be putting things around it for effect.
If you know anyone who can make this for a reasonable price or if you can make it please let me know what you are looking for in trade or how much you would estimate it to cost.

Thank you.

LMAO

Oh hell......

The gloves come off.

They should do mudwrestling instead. Keeps the rep up after the whole "Butt Drag" fiasco, and well, it's easier to make a hole than build a pole.

This is a vicious troll. Brutal!

Buck is going to see this tomorrow and go:

http://i51.tinypic.com/14bj6kl.jpg

It's OK. Buck and Phobia are buddy buddy.

LMAO:clap:LMAO:clap:

Hey, whoever constructs that can probably dismantle ultra peanuts penis also, maybe kill two birds with one stone?

$90

Hey, I just happen to have one of those.

"36-42" tall and about 4-6" around"

:hmmm: :eek: GOOD LORD!!! ROFL

:hail:

I'm sure you can work up to it :fire:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Dick. LMAO

LMAO

Sorry I couldn't resist.

Funny though, I get that reaction from hot women a lot :shrug:

Buck's mama knows rolling hole spiking .......

Don't talk about Buck's mother. That will upset him.

I figure you could make something like that Phil. Little extra holiday business?

ROFL

You drive a hard bargain, Stevie. I think you're gouging her.

LMAO

First, it's spelled deer buck.
Second, modifying the general genus to denote gender is unnecessary, as the gender specific term is sufficient.

That sounds like one hell of a scratching post. They must really love their cat.

Nothing's to extravagant for her pussy.

It's probably one of those real fancy, expensive pussies like you see in the movies.

Is it ok if it has a warhead on it??