Time to crown the 2010 King of the N00bs!
 

POLL CLOSES TUESDAY AT 7:00 PM CENTRAL TIME

Nominations are closed. Time to crown the Planet's new 2010 King of the Noobs!

Qualification criteria is anyone who joined after January 1st 2010 to present day.

Everyone gets one public vote. Any shennigans with mults will be dealt with by mods. Don't even try to go there.

All grafts and bribes is allowed and encouraged.

Current Bribes:

Shogun:
$150K in casino cash a rumored nudie pic of a former/current GF

Unfunny gimmick option(I think the new server?):
Bugeater giving $500K for every vote.

You can campaign, threaten the Academy voters etc.....Just don't forget to vote and campaign.

Planetman is disqualified. The person who nominated him will be dealt with harshly by the Academy.

Alamoswim is ineligible(signed up in 2004).

2010 King of the noobs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs

Previous honorees:
2009 King of the n00bs: BossChief
2008 The Planet decided that no one was worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

January 1st, 2009?

I promise a playoff victory for the Chiefs.

Foul!!!

FAX

Oh, and Rams Fan.

Mohawk & a planet noob of the year tattoo for me.
& I will smoke my, most awesome lime green buds with you.

I'll go back to LittleBoPeep if it means I win.

"Donger's Anal B*tch" gets you the win.

If it means I win, sure.

If you'll never ever say anything more about the Rams, St. Louis, or anything to do with that, I'll consider it.

Wait, Shogun is a n00b? I change my vote.

BRC, Planetman is ineligible in this n00b contest. He signed up in 2006.

You can all eat/drink at my tailgate until you can't walk and I'll even drive you home, tuck you in AND **** your wife!

I promise $1,000 in Casino Cash for every vote I get.

Every vote for Shogun gets $5000 in casino cash.

Could someone sponsor me in Casino Cash, please?

Warning: "Gotta spread that casino cash around."

Im sorry, but I had to change my vote to shogun after seeing Rams fan vote for himself..lol.. Never pimp yourself out in this prestigious contest.

Shogun voted for himself. You bastard.

Yeah, but he has panache.

Like Obama

It was aimed at Livesteam, if somebody wants to change it go for it. That guys funny.

Fine, $10,000 in Casino Cash.

Let the bribes begin.

Im just hoping to beat the server

If I win, I'll let the public vote to change my username, avatar and signature.

I had to turn off the TV for a minute while i ate.. I can't listen to Lou Holtz talk while im eating

Are any of these guys ... you know ... actual Chiefs fans?

FAX

Rams fan wants to bring the title home to St Louis!

Man up & get a tat that has a Chiefs logo, & noob of the year around it

I just noticed that..lol. too late. :evil:

Rams Fan is beginning to remind me of Dana Carvey's imitation of John McCain:

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I'll mail the trophy to Overland Park.

lol. You're good for 12 votes.

You could make up for it if you help the cause.

That's gonna be 120 if I can get some sponsors.

I will rep everyone who votes for me to eleventy.

I promise a playoff win ensuing victory should it happen.

I promise an AFC Championship Game at Arrowhead.

He reminds me of ed grimley

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kchero, you will receive your cash after I count up my votes.

Hint to contestants ..... Pics of hot girlfriends or wives will go a lot farther with this group than casino cash .......

I can do this

Do it and I up my casino cash offer.


Nudes get you more. :D

Post it or PM?

If Shogun posts it, I'm out.

I've got 100k casino cash for every Pawnmower vote if he wins. I'll transfer the money to him and he'll deal with the trouble of dispersing it.

PM me first.

ROFL

does last place win anything ?
ass hole of the year or something

SENT

First person to hook me up with $100k C/C gets my vote.

Shogun is now officially backed by Pestilence.

Sent all I had

Rep too?

I'll throw rep in if you vote for me.

$20,000 in casino cash and rep from me for every vote for Shogun.

You're cool with me RF, but I can not in good conscience elect a non-Chiefs fan.

If we have "Opposing Fan of the Year", you get my vote.

Done. I nominated the little bastard, but I wants my bribery too!:evil:

But I gave you the Clausen thread....

This is easy. The New Server should win this hands down. It's already contributed more than any of these n00bs ever will.

And I just gave you 19K in pos-rep for your fine contribution.

This is probably true but not set in stone.

Pay me mother****ers. 1 million in casino cash and a shit load o' rep will do it.
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Fine, I'll give everyone rep who votes for the new server.

Good luck. :thumb:

Don't take it personally dude. I have a Ron Jeremy Rep Stick, and that new server contributes more than I ever will. And I'm kind of a big deal.

1 :Poke: with The Ron Jeremy Rep Stick for everyone who votes for the new server. And 10k in casino cash. Just send me a PM after you vote and my will be done.

I hope the winner is a Skip mult

Hey Wait a minute here ................. :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

I should have been more specific.... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Oh I dont, I agree the new server was the best gift ever that keeps on giving.

:thumb: Thanks man.

If the new server loses, I'm gonna be pissed.

Hey how come I didn't make the list? Not annoying enough or what?

I'd totally vote for you if The New Server weren't in it.

Who has posted most, without quoting, in the girlie pics thread?

You have Planetman on there twice, and I could only vote for one of them. I don't think he was a 2010 n00b though.

done

I don't post in that thread, I just look.

That