Dear White Knights of the Internet
 

Kindly go **** yourselves.

Signed, The rest of the internet.

Eh....

wut?

lol

Here's how a typical White Knight scenario goes down.


Male Poster: Talk about some subject

Female Poster: Responds

Male Poster: keeps talking

Female Posters: responds, mentions something about her personal life

Male Poster: Giggity!

WHITE KNIGHT 1: WOW ****ING REALLY BRO JUST TRYING TO GET IN HER PANTS?

WHITE KNIGHT 2: JESUS ****ING CHRIST YOU MAKE ME SICK.

Male Poster: Uh, wait what?

WHITE KNIGHT 1: **** YOU JUST GO TO ****ING HELL. DONT YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO ASSUME EVERY GIRL ON THE INTERNET WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU?

Male Poster: Um what? I was just making a joke, this is the internet of course.

WHITE KNIGHT 2: OH **** YOU! ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO MAKE THE INTERNET INSUFFERABLE

Male Poster: Oh well sorry.

Female Poster: Um, it really didn't bother me

Dear Black Knights of the Internet

I HAVE NO QUARREL WITH YOU
BUT I MUST PASS THIS BRIDGE

Signed, King Arthur

Dude, you'll soon learn that place is horrid about protecting female members at all costs.

Don't insult them.

Don't catcall.

Don't criticize their appearance.

Don't correct anyone who says one of the fatties is "beautiful" or "gorgeous."

That place is a liberal bleeding heart breeding ground. Women are sacred creatures.

ROFL.

Thanks, you just gave me an idea for a video.

NONE SHALL PASS

I have no quarrel with you, good white knight
But I must hit on this female

THEN YOU SHALL DIE

Clearly, you've demonstrated such amazing respect for the female gender that everyone else must be wrong and you're definitely right.

Yeah no ****ing shit. The comment I made was about as harmless as it gets. They are going to love the short I am going to make that was inspired by them.

:spock:

but... but... but... they're TWINS!!!

LOL

I'm lost.

This. Link?
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Hans! Bubby! I'm your White Knight!

?

:facepalm:

When you post a thread on a site and everybody is like, "WTF"... then one guy steps from the shadows, knowing exactly what you mean... when that guy is Clay - you failed.

I've heard the term "internet white knight" before. It's an amazing phenomenon.

Sounds more like a Bull Dyke than a guy. :hmmm:

I guess you're right. Wow. That is very interesting and amazing too. But I was actually talking not about the term. Even if I'm unfamiliar with the term, I can deduce the meaning in an iota of a second. Clay and Buck apparently have some inside website in common to which they've both alluded.

Yeah, I only knew the story to it because I saw it on Buck's facebook page.

Hell I thought he was talking about the klan..

Don't worry White Nights always get put into the Friend Zone, just keep doing what you are doing and you will be fine.

Thanks, Thought it was just cuz I was a Raider fan I wasn`t understanding something :D

I don't worry too much about the white knights. It's the paisley knights that bother me. In the right room, they can camouflage themselves and blend right into the draperies. One minute, you're having tea and the next minute the damn draperies have come to life and slashing at you with their clubby chain things.

FAX

WTF?

Ah, the dreaded friend zone, lair eternal of the white knight. Winter is the only season there, but it is not the winter of Christmas time, ski trips, skating on frozen ponds, or walks along forest paths. No, the friend zone winter is harsh and cruel, the winds of Thor blow without end, ice crystals propelled by those winds sting the eyes and swirling drifts of snow confuse one's sense of direction. Does honor provide enough warmth for one to survive this arctic hell or does it merely prolong the agony? White Knight, spring never comes for you.

I fail to see why this would bother anyone.

White Knight = Cassel Supporter/Apologist.

I mean there is one thing that happened to me on the internetz last night that caused me to post this, but its not really necessary to share. Its just the ****ing act of white knighting that is ****ing gay.

I think this image sums it up best.

http://i.imgur.com/uZ8tv.gif

I don't believe it happened.

If I had my own internet white knight, right about now he'd be swooping in to talk all kinds of trash to you.

I don't either, I think it is a farce from someone wanting attention.

Laz is the Chiefsplanet "White Knight"

So let me get this straight.

People that stuck up for badgirl = White Knight?

So, the entire premise revolves around the knight actually wanting to copulate with the female? That's silly.

Yes. If the girl has a genuinely indefensible position, and yet some pathetic mouth breather sticks up for them on the internet, they are a "White Knight".

ROFL

So is white knighted the new term for e-cockblock?

Only if "White Knight" means "moron."

In their head they are cockblocking, but not really.

In my instance I was talking to a girl about her and her sister who make films. After a few posts she mentioned they were twins. Before I got on with my next comment I posted a cartoony picture of a guy with hearts in his eyes, just as a joke, then I started talking about film again.

All of the sudden The White Knights of The Internet were alerted at their home base. They donned their armor and rode forth across the great plains of the internet. They found me and then slayed me, for a man who makes a joke about sex on the internet, no matter how innocent, is not a man who should walk this great Earth with the rest of us.

I guess it mustve touched a nerve when a white knight called you out...

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...51yBX4XvaQ&t=1

LOL u mad

Analnathra uthasbethud dothyelddeenthey.

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5 star thread, would read again.

Look into the eyes of the dragon and despair. /Merlin

LMAO

I'm surprised anyone got that.

Ive never seen it spelled out before, but somehow (magically?) when I read it, I read it in Merlin's voice INSTANTLY!

I was actually thinking of Helen Mirren (sp?).

I still don't get what a white knight is.

ahhhhhhh...

I love that movie...LOL i might need to download it....

If anyone is interested this appears like a valid link::

http://torrents.thepiratebay.org/584...05.TPB.torrent

(requires a bit-torrent client, like uTorrent or Vuze)

It's a black knight but with legs.

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Someone who defends people without actually having reason to do so just so they look good.

a knight that is not able to take advantage of affirmative action

Ah, thanks.

You know because in history a white knight is supposed to be a hero. But in reality is just a dick/attention whore.

How do you know if a White Knight is really a White Knight? Or if hes just a Dbag?

No dumbass, it's so the lady will **** them over the internet.

I usually cannot tell the difference.

It's okay, everything will be ok. None of these jackasses will ever hurt you while I'm here, Shogun. I will be your protector for life.

EDIT: will you please **** me?

Thanks Kurt, I will buy you a cat.

Close enough.

I was White Knighted all over in this thread

next time duck!

Eleventy!!!!1111!!!!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=171604&highlight=Cockblock

Did they Burn your Chargers hat?

Of course there are two sides to every story...


http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pix_plz.png

ROFL

rep.

Just because Buck wants to have problems with White Knights doesn't mean you can make cum jokes. GTFO the internet.


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I'll go get my boys & we'll fix those jackoffs, Buck.

You dont deserve this.