Woman claims yogurt was tainted
 

I know this is technically media but this is something you may need to be on the lookout for...
http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/crime/w...rt-was-tainted

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:Lin:

"Why does this yogurt taste salty?"

Heh. I wonder what they put in their chocolate mousse samples.

Well....we know the lady knows what jizz tastes like.

So the victim is familiar with the taste.....


I'll bet the current boyfriend that she won't blow because"she doesn't do that" is a little disturbed today.

come and get it!
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Splooge in yogurt...


the oldest trick in the book.

All kidding aside...

How could she tell? Seriously. There must of been a lot of this guy's fun-juice in the sample. Either that or the guy drank a shitload of Red Bull or something and it gave a distinct taste to the yogurt.

Regardless, this is exactly why I never try free samples at the grocery store. There are some real freaks out there. What if that was a child instead of a grown woman? ****ing sicko!!

maybe there was no yogurt at all in the "yogurt"?
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If true the dude gets charged with battery? Should be a salt in there too wouldn't ya think??

Silly lady. That cup was clearly labeled; Blowgurt.

FAX

i always figured gonzo was an energy drink kinda guy.

He was giving out taste testes.

I don't know what you're talking about.

o:-)

Every Navy enlisted man has to do a three month stint of endentured servitude to the cooks, referred to as "mess cranking." A guy in my division jerked off in a lieutenant's ice cream while he was temporarily assigned to work the wardroom. Apparently the offending jiz was gobbled down without comment or complaint. :D

Kind of makes one wonder what kind of shit restaurant workers have done to food I've eaten. I'm always very polite to wait staff/people working the counters.

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First in with a "Spaceballs" reference. :D

:D

Yes, thank you. Perhaps next time I'll go search the internet for a youtube clip someone else has prepared to better display my wit.

guess she didn't like the 'original tart'

I would rather watch a video entitled "Woman Claims Taint Was Yogurted".

ROFLROFL

As soon as I finished reading this sentence, it echoed in my head in Stewie's voice.

had a buddy thatd put pubic hair in peoples mayo.

i hope you put extra emphasis on the "had" in that sentence.

Should have had some strawberries before-hand, Ernesto.

A little off, but you can get AIDS from swallowing semen, right? I got into an argument with some friends a long time ago, they claimed you couldn't but I don't see how it would be any different than taking some splooge in the vag or petootie. Doesn't everything that you swallow get "absorbed" by your intestines?

I find it interesting that the crime that he would be charged with for this is the same as it would be if he had spit saliva into it.

Found a highly detailed analysis to this question here:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_ge...rough_oral_sex

Sounds like it's purely a risk of if you have cuts or sores in the mouth, as stomach acid kills the virus.

Garcia - A typical Raiders fan.

I think your greatest likelihood of infection is through exposure into the bloodstream. So you wouldn't get it from swallowing. You could get it if you had an open sore or cut in your mouth, though. The reason that AIDS passed so readily among the gay community was that rectal sex often causes tears... thus allowing exposure to the bloodstream.

I'm just making a guess here, though. Not sure if I'm correct.

Ok, so only if you have a cut or open sore in your mouth, otherwise stomach acid will kill the virus- good stuff.

Not to hijack this thread here, but how about vaginal intercourse? I see how a woman would easily get HIV/AIDS if a man splooges in here, but how about a woman passing it to a man? Is the virus in her vaginal juices or only when she has an orgasmic discharge? Either way, does it travel up the urethra and into the bloodstream or do you have to have an open sore as well?

I think it can only be transferred thru blood

speaking of how it's transferred I have always wondered..

if a mosquito draws blood from someone with aids and then gets some from you, can aids be transferred that way?

He is a raiders fan

Yes. You can get it from toilet seats too.

If the gal is wrong, I hope they release her name. If she is right, I hope they string Garcia up by his apple sack. In any event, she seems to consider herself an expert on the taste of man juice, this should be fun either way.

What escapes the issue is that Anthony Garcia has two outstanding warrants which one of them is to have sex with a child. Did the hiring person check his background ever?

I thought it couldn't be transfered through Mosquitoes? Something that they would die first before any thing like that could happen?

And you'd think a SS# would be flagged somehow when you get a job and you have felony warrants.

you would look like this chick you cockjockey :D

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The woman filed a complaint alleging the yogurt tasted like sperm.


I can hear the officer now "so you've given a lot of blow jobs eh?"
"in your expert professional opinion was this sperm"

In the newscast they did say it was Greek yogurt.

All of the vendors trying to pawn a cup of soup, a bite of sausage at the stores have a gimmick.

I wonder if this guy said "Get it while it's hot"

Idiot! Creamed his future.

This thread is full of win!!!