Okay Florida CPers
 

I'll be there in two weeks! Three nights in Orlando, one night on Daytona Beach, and then one night in Sanford (where my airport is at). Let me know if anyone wants to get together. I'm going to Universal Studios two days.

I will definitely be there this time. You name the place and I'm there for sure.

will you be wearing your red/white and blue thong micro-bikini this time?

and if you happen to miss this thread about her Florida trip, there's sure to be 3 or 4 more in the next couple weeks

I don't want to scare people. :p

Wait...hold on....

You are going to Florida??!?!?!!

Planning before and asking questions. Got everything decided on and booked, so I'm set to go! I got a oceanfront room on the beach in Daytona. I'm just super ecxited.

Wow, thanks for reminding me. I'm about to head to California and I would've forgotten mine.

Wait, what are the exact dates again? You can't call a party without dates.

Wait. What? I thought you were laid off. Did I miss something?

Please don't start.

I meet you over by the Roller Coaster there at Islands of Adventure luv.....ill be wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt. See you soon. Cant wait!

going by yourself? CPers, whats the over under on stories of guys Luv met in Florida? Whats the over under on stories that turn out badly?

Luv is not drinking in Florida, so 0/0.

don't start what? I'm confused.

Anyhoo, have fun.

...chicks...

Can you start about five more threads while you're in Florida? Thanks.

treading on your turf?

Watch out for the tar balls on the beach.

Having recently been to Florida, I can clear up some misconceptions for you before your visit.

1) Not everyone is a Jewish grandmother. Do not ask every random old lady you see if they are verklempt. Apparently that sounds like a rash commonly spread in nursing homes and these old ladies will show it to you if they get the impression that you are a nurses aide.

2) Cuban cigars are illegal there, despite the close proximity to Cuba and large Cuban population. Also, sticking them up your rectum in order to evade cop searches can increase your risk of colon cancer. It also makes you feel ridiculous when the jury is being shown the surveillance tape as evidence of your crime.

3) Do not go to Miami. I went to Miami, and I asked people to take me to the good side of town. In the good side of town, you will only see half the people on cocaine and be robbed half as as often as everywhere else. People mistakenly think that Miami Beach is okay. If you find yourself on Miami Beach, it is best to swim out into the ocean in order to get bitten by a shark and saved by the Coast Guard.

4) It is futile to point out the differences between the real Mongolia and the DisneyWorld Mongolia. The workers do not care, it makes the children cry, and requests to personally visit with Mr. Mickey Mouse on the matter will not be granted.