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J Diddy 03-08-2011 03:21 AM

Grandpa Jeff here
 
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile..._4370742_n.jpg

Say hello to Adalyn Grace.

Sincerely,
a damned happy grandfather

Phobia 03-08-2011 03:23 AM

Wow. You're old. Congrats!

J Diddy 03-08-2011 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7473977)
Wow. You're old. Congrats!

Thanks. She's perfect.

Saccopoo 03-08-2011 03:29 AM

Dude, you need to grow some grey or stop using Just For Men so much.

Start looking the part of "grandfather."

J Diddy 03-08-2011 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 7473979)
Dude, you need to grow some grey or stop using Just For Men so much.

Start looking the part of "grandfather."


I'm representing a new generation of "pappys"

Phobia 03-08-2011 03:56 AM

I used to wear a "Grandpa" shirt for a joke. Dug it out of the closet a few months ago and realized I have 18 and 19 year old daughters. Don't wear it any longer.

J Diddy 03-08-2011 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7473987)
I used to wear a "Grandpa" shirt for a joke. Dug it out of the closet a few months ago and realized I have 18 and 19 year old daughters. Don't wear it any longer.


My daughter is 19. The guy she's lived with for the past 2 years is the father.
If that's a problem **** yourself to death on a jagged rock. Don't disrespect my family, one who sucks the penis.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 03-08-2011 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 7473997)
My daughter is 19. The guy she's lived with for the past 2 years is the father.
If that's a problem **** yourself to death on a jagged rock. Don't disrespect my family, one who sucks the penis.

:popcorn:

kstater 03-08-2011 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 7473997)
My daughter is 19. The guy she's lived with for the past 2 years is the father.
If that's a problem **** yourself to death on a jagged rock. Don't disrespect my family, one who sucks the penis.

Is she hot? If a yes/no answer is weird for you, I'll simply take an answer that involves the number scale.

J Diddy 03-08-2011 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 7474000)
Is she hot? If a yes/no answer is weird for you, I'll simply take an answer that involves the number scale.

You know I saw I'm a grandpa. Proud of my grandbaby and you say this? Some crass comment about my daughter?

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 03-08-2011 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 7474000)
Is she hot? If a yes/no answer is weird for you, I'll simply take an answer that involves the number scale.

Also, pics taken before she ruined her body are preferred

R8RFAN 03-08-2011 04:48 AM

Congrats!

J Diddy 03-08-2011 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lemon_Pie (Post 7474005)
Also, pics taken before she ruined her body are preferred

d

I tell you what, pussy, they're here at my house. Come pick em up.

J Diddy 03-08-2011 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 7474006)
Congrats!

Thank you for having class that these pricks i've been assoicated with for damn near 12 years don't. You're alright in my book.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 03-08-2011 04:56 AM

I hope she's worth the trip.

LiveSteam 03-08-2011 04:57 AM

dam shaken grandpa syndrome

J Diddy 03-08-2011 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lemon_Pie (Post 7474009)
I hope she's worth the trip.

douche

R8RFAN 03-08-2011 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 7474008)
Thank you for having class that these pricks i've been assoicated with for damn near 12 years don't. You're alright in my book.

Enjoy the gift God blessed your family with and don't let anything else matter.

RNR 03-08-2011 06:38 AM

Congrats, I became a grandpa myself last summer. You will have no luck fighting the urge to spoil the kid ;)

Gonzo 03-08-2011 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 7473997)
My daughter is 19. The guy she's lived with for the past 2 years is the father.
If that's a problem **** yourself to death on a jagged rock. Don't disrespect my family, one who sucks the penis.

I don't think Phobia was giving you any shit here. It's just one of his random posts.
Anyway, congrats.
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bevischief 03-08-2011 07:18 AM

Congrats.

Bugeater 03-08-2011 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 7473997)
My daughter is 19. The guy she's lived with for the past 2 years is the father.
If that's a problem **** yourself to death on a jagged rock. Don't disrespect my family, one who sucks the penis.

Holy overreaction!

milkman 03-08-2011 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 7473997)
My daughter is 19. The guy she's lived with for the past 2 years is the father.
If that's a problem **** yourself to death on a jagged rock. Don't disrespect my family, one who sucks the penis.

Didn't know that grandpas suffered postpartum symptoms.

Get a grip.

luv 03-08-2011 07:32 AM

I didn't realize you had children older than your youngsters. Congrats, Pa Pa!

HonestChieffan 03-08-2011 07:32 AM

very cool all good!!

big nasty kcnut 03-08-2011 07:34 AM

dude relax phobia just messing with you. Need to relax and enjoy the grandbaby

kepp 03-08-2011 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7474052)
Holy overreaction!

Hormones

Saulbadguy 03-08-2011 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 7474003)
You know I saw I'm a grandpa. Proud of my grandbaby and you say this? Some crass comment about my daughter?

Pics please.

Okie_Apparition 03-08-2011 07:51 AM

This grandchild is nice and all. But using this as an opportunity to throw gang signs IS NOT COOL. That gang you're so ****ing proud of is in for a world of hurt. BELIEBE IT

Sofa King 03-08-2011 08:07 AM

Congrats on the kid!



LOL @ the overreaction.

Hydrae 03-08-2011 08:22 AM

Being a Grandpa is great! I have 2 granddaughters now and they are so much fun. Everything they say about being a grandparent is true!

Congrats

seclark 03-08-2011 08:31 AM

grats grandiddy.:thumb:
grandkids are the best. spent saturday w/my 4year old grandson. had a blast. he called me sunday and said his mom told him he couldn't say "peckerhead" any more.
again, enjoy.
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Old Dog 03-08-2011 08:36 AM

I think the overreaction weighed more than her.

Congrats though.

REDHOTGTO 03-08-2011 09:00 AM

congrats man, i have a 18 & a 21 yr old daughters, i aint ready to be a grandpa yet !
hope all works out well

DaFace 03-08-2011 09:01 AM

You post a thread at 3am and expect the first responses to be cordial? Dude, you've been here. You know how this works. Man up.

Congrats on the rug rat, though.

Lzen 03-08-2011 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 7474013)
Enjoy the gift God blessed your family with and don't let anything else matter.

This. You make it hard to dislike a Raiders/Tarheels fan. :thumb::thumb:

Congrats, Jeff.

You are too young to be a grandpa, but I guess things are like that these days. I told my son (18) that I better not become a grandpa any time soon or I may have to kill him. :evil:

Halfcan 03-08-2011 09:05 AM

Congrats-you have a real cutie there!!

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 03-08-2011 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by REDHOTGTO (Post 7474156)
congrats man, i have a 18 & a 21 yr old daughters, i aint ready to be a grandpa yet !
hope all works out well

Quick! Get this guy a jagged rock!

Over-Head 03-08-2011 09:08 AM

congrats :thumb::thumb:

Iowanian 03-08-2011 09:25 AM

Congrats on the kid.



Did they give you a cigar or Tiger Blood to celebrate?

""GRANDPA HEAH NOW! HELLO #WINNING!"

R8RFAN 03-08-2011 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lzen (Post 7474160)
This. You make it hard to dislike a Raiders/Tarheels fan. :thumb::thumb:

Congrats, Jeff.

You are too young to be a grandpa, but I guess things are like that these days. I told my son (18) that I better not become a grandpa any time soon or I may have to kill him. :evil:

I am hoarding rep for a March Madness run.... I usually lose it all during that time as I make new friends here LMAO

Fish 03-08-2011 09:41 AM

Namechange: GrandmaLover

Lzen 03-08-2011 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 7474270)
Namechange: GrandmaLover

ROFL

Iowanian 03-08-2011 10:16 AM

badgrampy

WV 03-08-2011 10:22 AM

Congrats....I can't imagine my little girl having little ones....double edged sword here.

kstater 03-08-2011 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 7474003)
You know I saw I'm a grandpa. Proud of my grandbaby and you say this? Some crass comment about my daughter?

I take that as a no?

Bill Lundberg 03-08-2011 12:47 PM

Congrats Jeff - You did overreact a bit to Phil, but you by no means deserve the abuse you're getting. Enjoy your grandchild.

WebGem 03-08-2011 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill Lundberg (Post 7474728)
Congrats Jeff - You did overreact a bit to Phil, but you by no means deserve the abuse you're getting. Enjoy your grandchild.

Dude he asked for it. And I don't mean by just making the thread, post #7 came out of nowhere.

Iowanian 03-08-2011 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebGem (Post 7474720)
So she got knocked up by some random 'guy'? Congrats to your daughter, she's now in the running for scumbag of the year.

Oh BTW that's the ugliest baby I've seen in ages.


You're pretty much an asshole.

I hope your next fortune cookie says
"Ruffie in your low mein make you sleepy. Soon I ruin your mud vein"

J Diddy 03-08-2011 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebGem (Post 7474720)
So she got knocked up by some random 'guy'? Congrats to your daughter, she's now in the running for scumbag of the year.

Oh BTW that's the ugliest baby I've seen in ages.

You know this morning when I posted this I was a little tipsy and probably over sensitive. I'm sober now and not so much. It is quite funny.

Bill Lundberg 03-08-2011 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebGem (Post 7474734)
Dude he asked for it. And I don't mean by just making the thread, post #7 came out of nowhere.

I don't disagree about post #7, but as a father of a daughter I'd chalk it up to emotions running high at an intense time for his family and cut him some slack.

J Diddy 03-08-2011 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebGem (Post 7474734)
Dude he asked for it. And I don't mean by just making the thread, post #7 came out of nowhere.

Lol, came out of the bottom of a bottle at 3 in the morning after a night of celebrating. Like I said I apologize for over reacting. I expected after one of those "what the hell did I do mornings" that I would get a piling on.

DaneMcCloud 03-08-2011 12:54 PM

Does she smell like pepperoni or Canadian bacon?

:p

Congratulations!

J Diddy 03-08-2011 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 7474759)
Does she smell like pepperoni or Canadian bacon?

:p

Congratulations!

Like perfect!

thanks

DJ's left nut 03-08-2011 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 7474003)
You know I saw I'm a grandpa. Proud of my grandbaby and you say this? Some crass comment about my daughter?

Dude.

Are you new?

(but for real, congrats)

BigMeatballDave 03-08-2011 01:00 PM

Grandparent @ 36? I'm 40. I cant even imagine. But then my son is only 12.

Jenson71 03-08-2011 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCD (Post 7474777)
Grandparent @ 36? I'm 40. I cant even imagine. But then my son is only 12.

What is taking so long?

BigMeatballDave 03-08-2011 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 7473997)
My daughter is 19. The guy she's lived with for the past 2 years is the father.
If that's a problem **** yourself to death on a jagged rock. Don't disrespect my family, one who sucks the penis.

LMAO Well, you got the crotchety old grampa act down.

Congrats on the grandbaby.

DaneMcCloud 03-08-2011 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCD (Post 7474777)
Grandparent @ 36? I'm 40. I cant even imagine. But then my son is only 12.

I'm 45 and my daughter isn't even 3 years old yet.

I (hopefully) won't be a grandfather until I'm at least 70, which is kind of a drag.

BigMeatballDave 03-08-2011 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lemon_Pie (Post 7474179)
Quick! Get this guy a jagged rock!

ROFLROFL

BigMeatballDave 03-08-2011 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 7474796)
I'm 45 and my daughter isn't even 3 years old yet.

I (hopefully) won't be a grandfather until I'm at least 70, which is kind of a drag.

Holy crap. I cant imagine chasing a 3 yo around at this age. That sounds exhausting. :thumb:

'Hamas' Jenkins 03-08-2011 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 7473997)
My daughter is 19. The guy she's lived with for the past 2 years is the father.
If that's a problem **** yourself to death on a jagged rock. Don't disrespect my family, one who sucks the penis.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Bump 03-08-2011 01:23 PM

congrats! It's good to see that you are proud of your daughter and grandbaby, I've known some people from my hometown that kicked their children to the curb for having kids young or simply before marriage and that's sad IMO. Have fun being a grandfather!

Pants 03-08-2011 01:28 PM

36 years? I wonder if you're the youngest grandpa in the history of the world. That's awesome for your kids and grand-kids though. Nothing better than young parents and grandparents who can stick around for a long time.

Dayze 03-08-2011 01:29 PM

Congrats Gramps!

now...shouldn't you be yelling at some neighborhood kids to get off your lawn?

:)

J Diddy 03-08-2011 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 7474874)
36 years? I wonder if you're the youngest grandpa in the history of the world. That's awesome for your kids and grand-kids though. Nothing better than young parents and grandparents who can stick around for a long time.

I intend to make grandpaing look good.:thumb:

J Diddy 03-08-2011 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 7474878)
Congrats Gramps!

now...shouldn't you be yelling at some neighborhood kids to get off your lawn?

:)

silly man

they're all in school. I got to wait until they get home.

Iowanian 03-08-2011 01:34 PM

III will beat you.

seclark 03-08-2011 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7474896)
III will beat you.

:LOL:

Inspector 03-08-2011 01:50 PM

Grandchidren are the reward for not killing our kids.

Congratulations!!! I have 5 myself (3 girls and 2 boys)

Inspector 03-08-2011 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCD (Post 7474777)
Grandparent @ 36? I'm 40. I cant even imagine. But then my son is only 12.

Good grief!!

He's younger than 2 of my kids.

That makes me a little uneasy for some reason......

Phobia 03-08-2011 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 7473997)
My daughter is 19. The guy she's lived with for the past 2 years is the father.
If that's a problem **** yourself to death on a jagged rock. Don't disrespect my family, one who sucks the penis.

Wow. Certainly didn't intend any disrespect. I'm probably not too far behind you. That was my point.

kstater 03-08-2011 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7474986)
Wow. Certainly didn't intend any disrespect. I'm probably not too far behind you. That was my point.

Pics??

Phobia 03-08-2011 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 7474987)
Pics??

You want pics of me with machine guns or just pics of me drinking a beer?

KCChiefsMan 03-08-2011 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7474992)
You want pics of me with machine guns or just pics of me drinking a beer?

um, pics of you drinking beer with a machine gun. :thumb:

R8RFAN 03-08-2011 03:22 PM

http://www.40cozy.com/wp-content/upl...wesomeness.jpg

kysirsoze 03-08-2011 03:30 PM

At this rate you'll be a great great great grandfather at 90. Holy shit.

KurtCobain 03-08-2011 03:37 PM

Grats diddy, I know you've got some problems with an ex wife you're trying hard to to decapitate, but at least this is a pot of gold in your life! New baby cures things.

Hooray!

J Diddy 03-08-2011 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7474986)
Wow. Certainly didn't intend any disrespect. I'm probably not too far behind you. That was my point.

Like I said Phil I was drinking. I know you didn't mean any disrespect. Just a little emotional.

I apologize for overreacting.

J Diddy 03-08-2011 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 7475194)

mecca?


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