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RustShack 05-12-2011 12:15 AM

Judgement Day is coming
 
Some Say Judgment Day Will Take Place Saturday, May 21, 2011
Monday, May 9, 2011 Zondra Hughes
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Harold Camping predicts Christ will return on May 21, 2011.

Judgment Day is just a few days away. Christ will return on May 21, 2011, according to Harold Camping, founder of We Can Know radio.

Camping has been spreading the word about the final days via his Christian Network (that consists of a radio station and companion website), www.wecanknow.com.

We Can Know is the organization behind a series of biblical billboards that bear the date of the Rapture. The organization’s philosophy is that, “We can know something about how God will behave in the future by looking at how He has behaved in the past (Hebrews 13:8). Since He has given advance notice of the precise timing for judgment in the past, we should not be surprised that He is revealing the timing of the end today.”

The We Can Know end of the world campaign has included bumper stickers, pamphlets and even a few mainstream interviews to get the message out.

Follower Kevin Brown said to NPR that God has told him to spread the word about May 21, 2011. “People need to know,” Kevin Brown told NPR, “and God commands us to share the Gospel about the end of the world. He says if we do not share the Gospel then their blood will be on our hands, whether they believe or not. God’s been moving me to do this.”

Camping arrived at the date by the Good Book, which he says predicts that the Rapture is to occur 7,000 years after God’s first warning about the flood. Camping said the flood happened in 4990 B.C., on what would have been May 21 on today’s calendar.

One day equals 1,000 years to God, and God gave Noah one week of warning. And thus, there is a 7,000-year gap between Noah’s flood and the Rapture, bringing us to May 21, 2011.

Not everyone believes the clock will run out on May 21. The American Vision organization points out that Camping initially said the end of the world would occur in 1994.

“In spite of the failure of his 1994 Rapture prediction, Harold Camping is predicting May 21, 2011, as the date the Rapture will take place,” the organization states. “American Vision is so confident that Camping is wrong, we are holding our National Prophecy Conference just a few weeks after his predicted rapture date.”

Judgment Day is also a great week to throw a party, according to the American Atheists, who do not believe in God. The Atheists are hosting a Rapture after-party to prove that Camping is wrong. –zondra hughes

FAX 05-12-2011 12:16 AM

Bring it, Jesus.

FAX THE READY

CrazyPhuD 05-12-2011 12:17 AM

When is repost day? May 22nd?

RustShack 05-12-2011 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 7636089)
When is repost day? May 22nd?

I'm not sure if you are new here, but its everyday my child.

KurtCobain 05-12-2011 12:29 AM

I'll take on Jesus, too.

CrazyPhuD 05-12-2011 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7636095)
I'll take on Jesus, too.

:shrug: why is everyone keep trying to start a fight with the gardener? :spock:

Hammock Parties 05-12-2011 12:34 AM

THIS IS THE TALE
OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!

Jewish Rabbi 05-12-2011 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red 5 (Post 7636099)
THIS IS THE TALE
OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!

This is the tale
of Tony Montana.

Hammock Parties 05-12-2011 12:41 AM

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/...-look-busy.jpg

CrazyPhuD 05-12-2011 12:41 AM

What???

RustShack 05-12-2011 12:42 AM

http://media.fakeposters.com/results...fh6d8bb2ik.jpg

Jewish Rabbi 05-12-2011 12:44 AM

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/e...ddy_christ.jpg

Hammock Parties 05-12-2011 12:53 AM

http://i52.tinypic.com/v3oih5.jpg

Dante84 05-12-2011 12:56 AM

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SLAG 05-12-2011 01:00 AM

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kysirsoze 05-12-2011 01:46 AM

I am half tempted to engage these people on Hollywood BLVD when I go through there, but I figure it would be about as fruitful as posting in the DC forum.

Hog's Gone Fishin 05-12-2011 04:15 AM

Jesus has already arrived in the form of Ricky Stanzi!

Tribal Warfare 05-12-2011 04:42 AM

Damn, this guy must not to be to date. Our lord and savior reappeared in the form of Tim Tebow on August 14, 1987.

threebag 05-12-2011 05:18 AM

Sign him.



And **** tim tebow.

bevischief 05-12-2011 05:29 AM

I thought he was playing for the donkeys

KCUnited 05-12-2011 06:00 AM

Zombie Jesus was first spotted on Easter and like the rest of us, he's an ear first kind of guy.

http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/1...iepainting.jpg

Spott 05-12-2011 06:39 AM

Is he coming back to end the lockout?

Dave Lane 05-12-2011 07:04 AM

No he's just coming to take all the owners up to heaven, because of their kindly, generous natures. After reading their press releases he was forced to return to save them

cookster50 05-12-2011 07:15 AM

Wow, some people need to read their Bible some more.

notorious 05-12-2011 07:19 AM

Water turning to blood:Oil Leak in the Gulf - Check

Earth will shake: Japan Earthquake - Check

Skys will fall: Southern Tornado Jambori - Check

What else? :fire:

DMAC 05-12-2011 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cookster50 (Post 7636206)
Wow, some people need to read their Bible some more.

Yes, it does say 5/21/11 in there.

DMAC 05-12-2011 07:52 AM

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/...pg?w=500&h=335

ShortRoundChief 05-12-2011 08:02 AM

I think this goes without saying, but I'm going to be so pissed if I spend the majority of the last 2 weeks of my life studying and then taking finals.

tooge 05-12-2011 08:04 AM

Jesus and his lawyers
are comin back
novacaine for the soul......

loochy 05-12-2011 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red 5 (Post 7636099)
THIS IS THE TALE
OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!

this is the tale

of the guy

that keeps spamming

every thread

with a tale

of captain jack sparrow

and forgets to turn off

caps lock

Fish 05-12-2011 08:23 AM

Quote:

One day equals 1,000 years to God, and God gave Noah one week of warning.
Well that's pretty convenient math right there. Just like Dog Years...

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-12-2011 08:30 AM

People who predict this stuff are worth quite a laugh. I'm not a bible thumper nor do I profess to know a ton about it but I do know that it does say right there in the Bible that "no man will know the day or time" so when I hear these predictions my first thought is always... well it's not happening THEN.

suds79 05-12-2011 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noonan (Post 7636301)
People who predict this stuff are worth quite a laugh. I'm not a bible thumper nor do I profess to know a ton about it but I do know that it does say right there in the Bible that "no man will know the day or time" so when I hear these predictions my first thought is always... well it's not happening THEN.

Agreed.

I think if you take a step back from it, this Camping guy is just trying to let people know and I'm sure to repent which all in all is a good thing to do.

However, to suggest that he knows the date seems a little crazy to me. As you stated. I don't think anybody has the slightest clue when.

10 bucks says Camping picks a new date of when he knows it'll be a couple of years down the road. After all, he did miss in 1994. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Predarat 05-12-2011 08:35 AM

I bet your ex is going striaght to hell and the first thing she will do there is **** the devil.

boogblaster 05-12-2011 08:43 AM

as long as he takes me and my offspring ill go quietly ....

notorious 05-12-2011 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 7636263)
Jesus and his lawyers
are comin back
novacaine for the soul......

Life is hard...

and so am I

Gotta give me something.....

So I don't die

ToxSocks 05-12-2011 09:25 AM

SHIT!

I totally thought i had another year!

I gotta party hard these next two weeks.

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-12-2011 10:03 AM

Just noticed the "views" for this thread were at 666

ToxSocks 05-12-2011 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noonan (Post 7636410)
Just noticed the "views" for this thread were at 666

Oh SHIT.

IT's ****ing happening man. Shit is gonna get real crazy soon.

GoHuge 05-12-2011 10:32 AM

Yeah nothing to worry about. We die next year all because a group of people that were wiped off the map by over farming, smallpox, and Spaniards calendar ends. Always wondered how they knew when the world was going to end because you'd think they'd wanna be there for the party, but couldn't foresee some Spaniards coming to kick their ass? When this place blows it's gonna blow, but I don't really think it's going to have anything to do with a Guy and His Dad that are floating around in the sky waiting to make their grand appearance either.

philfree 05-12-2011 11:07 AM

Well my dads birthday is May 22nd so he very well could start the rapture the day before. After all he is my dad.


PhilFree:arrow:

Dave Lane 05-12-2011 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 7636295)
Well that's pretty convenient math right there. Just like Dog Years...

But the earth is only 6,000 years old. How did Noah get 7,000 years to prepare? I'm confused

Dave Lane 05-12-2011 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boogblaster (Post 7636310)
as long as he takes me and my offspring ill go quietly ....

Unless he's buying me a really, really cool telescope he can piss off.

loochy 05-12-2011 12:23 PM

Judgement Day is coming.....


.....to an arcade near you!

http://www.bmigaming.com/Images/term...y-1991-f-1.jpg

trndobrd 05-12-2011 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 7636413)
Oh SHIT.

IT's ****ing happening man. Shit is gonna get real crazy soon.


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journeyscarab 05-12-2011 12:34 PM

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POND_OF_RED 05-12-2011 01:08 PM

**** yes. Come pick up your trash Jesus and leave the earth to us free minded people.

4th and Long 05-12-2011 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 7636087)
blah blah blah

Stop trying to steal my thunder. You're only a month + late on the news. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=242419

chasedude 05-12-2011 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 7636247)

LMAO

RNR 05-12-2011 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 7636247)

Got to go with the geek on this one~

suds79 05-12-2011 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider (Post 7636942)
Got to go with the geek on this one~

I think if everything works has in the universe, the geek would be right here.

However, I think something is going to happen sometime before that point, could be a long time from now or not, which will change everything.

... And for the record, I'm betting against it being on March 21st. ;)

notorious 05-12-2011 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suds79 (Post 7637026)
I think if everything works has in the universe, the geek would be right here.

However, I think something is going to happen sometime before that point, could be a long time from now or not, which will change everything.

... And for the record, I'm betting against it being on March 21st. ;)

We need odds.

And a Casino Cash Wager.

RealSNR 05-12-2011 03:00 PM

Sweet. I should have enough in life savings to last me the next 9 days.

Marcellus 05-12-2011 03:05 PM

Cool, I have been looking for a reason to cash in my 401K and blow it all on hookers and cocaine.

Fish 05-12-2011 03:24 PM

That settles it.... no way I'm bothering to pay my bills this month....

Dave Lane 05-12-2011 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suds79 (Post 7637026)
I think if everything works has in the universe, the geek would be right here.

However, I think something is going to happen sometime before that point, could be a long time from now or not, which will change everything.

... And for the record, I'm betting against it being on March 21st. ;)

And that would be?

RealSNR 05-12-2011 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 7637448)
And that would be?

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Dave Lane 05-12-2011 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 7637453)
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Personally I believe everything in that video is far more likely than ANY "god" coming to end the world.

BIG K 05-12-2011 09:37 PM

Though I do not believe any 'man' on earth can predict the coming, since God has said I will come like a theive in the night, I am okay with May 21st or any other day.....My sould is prepared, how is yours? Indianna Jones quote......Either way, we are good here....

Okie_Apparition 05-12-2011 09:39 PM

The rainbow is God's covenant that he will not flood the earth again. I wonder how the republicans feel about the rainbow being strongl;y conected to ga;ys

Dave Lane 05-12-2011 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Okie_Apparition (Post 7638025)
The rainbow is God's covenant that he will not flood the earth again. I wonder how the republicans feel about the rainbow being strongl;y conected to ga;ys

It's cool how much physics he worked up just so he could do that. Light diffraction and everything. Wouldn't it have been much easier to just snap your fingers and have one painted in the sky on the anniversary of said event?

Dave Lane 05-12-2011 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG K (Post 7638022)
Though I do not believe any 'man' on earth can predict the coming, since God has said I will come like a theive in the night, I am okay with May 21st or any other day.....My sould is prepared, how is yours? Indianna Jones quote......Either way, we are good here....

How much sould did he prepare cuz I get hungry sometimes?

BillSelfsTrophycase 05-12-2011 10:38 PM

Skynet has become self-aware


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Crush 05-13-2011 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carls20yearplan (Post 7638091)

I really wish they would make a Terminator movie set in the future as depicted in the original Terminator. If Jesus (Christ or the gardener) decides to come back before they make that movie, I will be really pissed.

|Zach| 05-13-2011 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 7637516)
Personally I believe everything in that video is far more likely than ANY "god" coming to end the world.

Yea dude. You aren't into religion. We get it.

Saccopoo 05-13-2011 01:45 AM

****, I hope so.

I'm tired of paying out the ass for health insurance just in case this shit happens.

007 05-13-2011 02:59 AM

Watched 2012. Lots of splosions and stuff.

-King- 05-13-2011 03:41 AM

My birthday is May 26th http://i55.tinypic.com/2hplx5x.gif

Mr. Flopnuts 05-13-2011 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 7638182)
My birthday is May 26th http://i55.tinypic.com/2hplx5x.gif

1 month to the day after mine.

Earthling 05-13-2011 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 7637044)
Sweet. I should have enough in life savings to last me the next 9 days.

I'd pay ya back double if you can lend me some for a couple of weeks...

MOhillbilly 05-13-2011 07:14 AM

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Earthling 05-13-2011 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 7638266)
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Glad you posted this. I've been wanting to learn this one but somehow keep forgetting about it. :thumb:

Pedro 05-13-2011 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crush (Post 7638162)
I really wish they would make a Terminator movie set in the future as depicted in the original Terminator. If Jesus (Christ or the gardener) decides to come back before they make that movie, I will be really pissed.

No need to be pissed. The movie has already been made.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_Salvation

Simplex3 05-18-2011 02:02 PM

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2011/...ture-tips.html
Quote:

Top Ten Rapture Tips
In preparation for Saturday's Rapture, I'm sharing my top ten rapture tips:

10. Pass gas before leaving atmosphere to prevent embarrassing trajectory changes.

9. Bring a firearm in case some bastard cuts you off at the Kolob exit.

8. Refrain from drinking liquids--God ain't going to pull over.

7. Good manners dictate that you shake Jesus' hand before hugging Ayn Rand and punching Gandhi.

6. Call out greetings to friends immediately after liftoff--in space, no one can hear you scream.

5. To decrease atmospheric friction, refrain from using Cialis, Viagra, or any other hardening agents after midnight on Friday.

4. Wear clean underwear; you don't want to embarrass your mother if you're the bastard who cuts me off at the Kolob exit.

3. Bring a big bottle of Aquafina. Jesus loves a good wine.

2. Don't buzz the Jews.

1. Keep your sunroof open.

Inspector 05-18-2011 02:17 PM

Was the time of day indicated?

I usually mow my yard early in the day but I may need to do it Friday evening.

Rooster 05-18-2011 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inspector (Post 7647340)
Was the time of day indicated?

I usually mow my yard early in the day but I may need to do it Friday evening.

I'm just gonna play it like I did Y2K. Get up as usual and see what happened in Australia during the day. o:-)

Simplex3 05-18-2011 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rooster (Post 7647357)
I'm just gonna play it like I did Y2K. Get up as usual and see what happened in Australia during the day. o:-)

God respects time zones?

Bearcat 05-18-2011 02:34 PM

Posted this in the earthquake thread, but it's too important for people to miss...

Just remember your training from movies like The Day After Tomorrow... RUN. Massive tidal waves that end up flooding land hundreds of miles inland? Run. Temperature drops 200 degrees? Run.

Figures... first Saturday in a month that I don't have stuff going on early in the morning, and I'm going to be woken up by the EOW. I'll log into CP to see what's going on, and will have to read "I told you so" threads from the resident tinfoil. Just wonderful.

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/def...5c085e99b9.JPG

tooge 05-18-2011 02:36 PM

So, how exactly does this go down. I'm in a bbq contest saturday and want to know if I need to turn the heat up on the smoker or not. Is this the sort of end of the world where guys on horses come, then comets, frogs, etc.? Or, is this the kind like in left behind where I turn around to ask one of my buddies for a beer and realize I'm the only one standing by the smoker? Little help here.

Simplex3 05-18-2011 02:38 PM

The only problem with that map that I can see right off the top of my head is that Illinois still exists.


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