Penis Freckle.
 

WTF, man?

I just went to go take a leak and discovered that i have a ****ing penis freckle. An ugly, brown freckle on my shaft. It's towards the base on the west side, and it's ugly.

My rod is a thing of beauty. A sight to behold. I take great pride in how pretty my dick is. Seriously, the doctors did a great job on my cut and Lord blessed me downstairs. I wouldn't change a thing about my cock. Until now at least.

Now i have this atrocious thing just hanging out and uglying up my wang. I'm pissed!

It's like a big scratch on a new shiny black paint job......ARGH!

It's a toooooma

my boss is takin a crap and it smells like catshit.

You know what, someone once told me that those kinda freckles are "Angel Kisses".

Does that mean an Angel kissed my love stick? Maybe it's a blessing?

Just chop it off.

Here's a link for once you figure out what it really is: http://www.stdmatch.net

Beat me to it.

Maybe your penis needs less sun

This is serious. I can't be a penis model with this thing uglying it up.

I never got a bass & don't feel in the least bit cheated.

heh. oops.

I'm serious too. Get an exacto knife and cut right around the freckle.

I'm not even a guy and the thought of that made me cringe.

And leave a scar? No way.

Then again...chicks dig scars, right?

You wanna be a crotch model? You've got to man up and take some initiative.

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For when the erection hits.

I have often wondered if such a thing existed. Sure enough.

It's probably just HPV, everybody has it.

Sounds more like a penis liver spot.

Dear God please lift this lockout and let a new CBA be signed. If not I fear where CP is going to go.

Another Detoxing penis thread. Shocker.

****in wow.

I believe baseball players piss on hand warts. Give Hootie a call

Say Whaaa?

This is my first Penis THREAD ever.

could be worse. could have hair on your helmet/mushroom tip. just tell the ladies its a beauty mark.

It's just a speck of excrement from a previous foray

Wrong. You made a thread just last week informing all of us you were getting ready to play with your pens. No judgment man, it's just clear you got cock on your mind a lot.

it might be a tick. had one on my bean bag once where my 3rd nut used to be.

To be fair, that was my saying good bye for the day thread. But still a valid point.

Again, no judgment. Your penis threads get tons of responses. Lots of people here have dick on their mind a lot.

Genital warts? :shrug:

I got cancer of the prick /Lefty Two Guns

Talk radio today said Pete Carroll wants to pick up his old qb Matt Leinhart for the Seattle Seahawks. This in turn (they say) would make it easier for Arizona to aquire Kevin Kolb which in turn would make Larry Fitz a Cardinal for life.

I wouldn't worry about it. I've had many girls think my penis was just a freckle too.

Ahhh Detoxing...that's call HPV...aka gential warts.

Do not mutilate your dick.

Get some ACV(apple cider vinegar), cotton balls, vitamin e oil, and get to rubbing the ACV on the infected area until slight bleeding. Use the Vitamin E Oil to keep from scaring. Eat lots of Carrots, Mustard, and Brocoli for 90 days and the problem goes away

Does you hand have freckles? Perhaps you have the famous jumping freckles.

If you would stop walking around naked outside, you wouldn't get freckles on your pecker.

meh, just get a tattoo to cover it up

When it comes to freckles, the rule is that anything unusually colored (e.g. reddish) or unusually shaped could be skin cancer. When you look at a freckle, they should be rather uniform in that, if you were able to fold the freckle in half, it should fairly line up. A freckle that looks like Ireland is bad news.

If I were you, I'd find a local dermatologist. Preferably one with hot nurses and receptionists. Walk in with your erect dick in your hand and yell, "I need someone to take a look at this!" They like that.

folding it in half might hurt a bit though

Only when it's erect.

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I got a dark spot on my shaft as well, but its a scar from frostbite gotten during a 6 mile run outside Fairbanks AK in the winter.

Runnin in the cold with your wang out huh...

Heh, yeahh

Y'all are a bunch of deformed mofos.

Actually had a pair of two layer shorts under sweatpants on, but it just wasnt enough for a long run at 20-30 below or whatever it was.

My thoughts and prayers are with you Detoxing.

Thank you. Like i said before, Hopefully it's an Angel Kiss. Maybe the heavens are blessing my penis.

You should probably take a picture of it and show everybody.










Or just PM me.

Have a rat gnaw it off.

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ROFL

Uh oh. Detoxing has the Mark of Cain. It really is true. The world is going to end on May 21st.

50 percent of people will have HPV at some point in their lives. Its not always visable. One can also be a carrier.

And sometimes it is just a freckle hiding as secret, but deadly, cancer... :hmmm:

One time I was peeing and was confused because It looked like I could see the hole but it was coming out next to it. I have a freckle on the tip.

Penis freckle was my "pet name" for one of my old girlfriends. I never understood why she didn't like it.

So, they can just appear? I'm going to start putting sunscreen daily on my little guy.

Can a thread about Detoxing's penis get 100 posts? Maybe.

ThaT'S A FRICTION BURN FROM JERKING OFF YOU DUMBASS !

And the story keeps changing..

If you didnt shave. You wouldn't know it was there.

This could be the name of a band.

You've got the shaft cancer. The only cure is to chop it off.

Blemish stick ftw. :thumb:

mix a little antifreeze in with your jergens and liberally apply it to your lesion thrice daily for 10 days. that should completely remedy the situation

Never jerk off with a Sharpie in your hand.

This is sage advice. I did that once and my junk looked twice the size.

LMAO

well you have that problem so what my rod is all powerful the ladies love to grab it like a stick shift.

I had a similar thought. They remove warts and moles with liquid nitrogen so.....

Go get a few b#s to see if it will disappear.

What's a womans favorite thing to come out of a penis?























The wrinkles!