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KCrockaholic 07-24-2011 08:42 PM
One long lockout, and Jay Cutler is still a giant douchebag
 
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shu...urn=nfl-wp3792

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You've heard of the phrase, "outkicking your coverage" as it doesn't apply to football, right? If not, it's one way to describe that interesting phenomenon in which a guy somehow manages to become involved with a lady who's decidedly out of his league. Happens all the time, as it did to Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler(notes), when he hooked up with MTV/UPN/straight-to-DVD television personality Kristin Cavallari in the fall of 2010.

After a whirlwind courtship, the couple got engaged in April when Cutler popped the question in Mexico. Things appeared to be moving along very well. The NFL lockout certainly gave the two more time to be together, and according to People Magazine, Cavallari was busy planning the wedding that was supposed to happen soon.

However, we now have a sad update: Per that very same fountain of celebrity information, the wedding's now cancelled, and it was Cutler who broke it off.

"She got dumped," one source told People. "She's absolutely devastated. She can't believe this is happening. "She was planning her dream wedding, the date was set, the location — everything was set. She's in shock that the dream wedding she was planning is going to end this way."

Just last week. Cavallari tweeted this bit of excitement about her engagement party:

For those interested in the registry, the couple was set up at Crate and Barrel, as well as Williams-Sonoma.
For wedding guests willing to dig a little deeper, the soon-to-be newlyweds are also asking for a Williams-Sonoma copper stockpot ($429.95), a Williams-Sonoma 19-piece knife block set ($2,799.95) and a Breville smart oven ($249.95). For those who can't splurge, a $2.95 Crate & Barrel teabag rest plate shaped like a teapot also made the cut.

And then, out of nowhere, whammo. People also reported that Cavallari was spotted at The Beverly in Los Angeles on Saturday night, commiserating with friends and very much without her ring.

We dare not speculate what happened, but from Cutler's standpoint, this isn't just outkicking your coverage … it's punting to Devin Hester(notes) at the same time. A very strange occurrence, so close to the event.
I don't care what happened behind the scenes. Jay Cutler is a giant douchebag.

milkman 07-24-2011 08:53 PM
Yeah.

Don't care.

listopencil 07-24-2011 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by KCrockaholic (Post 7768799)
I don't care what happened behind the scenes. Jay Cutler is a giant douchebag.
Yes. Yes, he is.

Okie_Apparition 07-24-2011 08:59 PM
Big Ben's wedding has more options than this...well, maybe a ****lery joke

lcarus 07-24-2011 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 7768820)
Yes. Yes, he is.
I can't even tell you how many times I tried to tell that to my buddy who is a Denver fan while he was still a Bronco. He would have none of it.

Pants 07-24-2011 09:04 PM
Yeah, if you're a starting NFL quaterback, there is no such thing as "outkicking your coverage" or having a girl who's out of your league.

Writer = reeruned.

SoCalBronco 07-24-2011 09:28 PM
Jay isn't a douchebag. If he didn't feel marrying her was right for him, it was better to break it up now than after they got married and/or had a child.

kysirsoze 07-24-2011 09:53 PM
Of all the reasons I might have to think he's a douche, deciding to not marry a reality TV star is not one of them. I'm actually stunned by his sound judgement.

Crush 07-24-2011 09:58 PM
He dodged a bullet there. You can almost see the antifreeze-infused STDs coming from her crotch.

-King- 07-24-2011 10:02 PM
How does that make him a douche?

stlchiefs 07-24-2011 10:03 PM
Big letdown on that article. I missed the douche part I guess.

Dr. Johnny Fever 07-24-2011 10:03 PM
I'd never defend Cutler... and I'm not. But a rich, professional athelete dating a tv star isn't exactly "out kicking your coverage" even if he is an ugly fugger.

Sure-Oz 07-24-2011 10:04 PM
Pretty sure Jay is still holding out for Phillip Rivers

kysirsoze 07-24-2011 10:04 PM
I'm just not sure why the writer here is white knighting so hard. Who gives a ****?

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-24-2011 10:05 PM
God I ****ing hate the off season.

Param 07-24-2011 11:15 PM
As a starting QB in the NFL, he is now free again to bone more hotties.

BWillie 07-24-2011 11:24 PM
Seems like he made a good decision. Pro Athletes shouldn't get married..at least 99% of them.

KCrockaholic 07-24-2011 11:28 PM
I don't know what the backstory is. But how can anyone deny that Cutler is a douchebag? Do I need to remind people of who this person is?

And I'm not calling him a douchebag for this. I posted this cause it was random football related news. I'm calling him that because he is the prototype douchebag.

Param 07-24-2011 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by KCrockaholic (Post 7769134)
I don't know what the backstory is. But how can anyone deny that Cutler is a douchebag? Do I need to remind people of who this person is?

And I'm not calling him a douchebag for this. I posted this cause it was random football related news. I'm calling him that because he is the prototype douchebag.
Sounds like the author of the story is horny for the girl. How does this make sense.

"become involved with a lady who's decidedly out of his league. Happens all the time, as it did to Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler(notes), when he hooked up with MTV/UPN/straight-to-DVD television personality Kristin Cavallari in the fall of 2010.

It's not like Cutler dropped Jessica Alba.

KCrockaholic 07-24-2011 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Param (Post 7769143)
Sounds like the author of the story is horny for the girl. How does this make sense.

"become involved with a lady who's decidedly out of his league. Happens all the time, as it did to Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler(notes), when he hooked up with MTV/UPN/straight-to-DVD television personality Kristin Cavallari in the fall of 2010.

It's not like Cutler dropped Rebecca Alba.
In all honesty, Yahoo has the WORST writers in America.

SoCalBronco 07-24-2011 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by KCrockaholic (Post 7769134)
I don't know what the backstory is. But how can anyone deny that Cutler is a douchebag? Do I need to remind people of who this person is?

And I'm not calling him a douchebag for this. I posted this cause it was random football related news. I'm calling him that because he is the prototype douchebag.
Nice job giving detailed reasons as to why he's a douchebag.

Oh wait...you didn't.

4th and Long 07-25-2011 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by SoCalBronco (Post 7769160)
Nice job giving detailed reasons as to why he's a douchebag.

Oh wait...you didn't.
http://archive.chicagobreakingsports...rclockblog.jpg

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/rock...x400-50796.jpg

KCrockaholic 07-25-2011 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by SoCalBronco (Post 7769160)
Nice job giving detailed reasons as to why he's a douchebag.

Oh wait...you didn't.
It doesn't need explaining unless you've been living under a rock for the past 5 years or so.

Hammock Parties 07-25-2011 02:26 AM
Just gained mad respect for Cutler. **** that gold digger.

Jay Cutler can get any girl he wants.

Hammock Parties 07-25-2011 02:28 AM
hahahaha

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/...37_468x874.jpg

.....**** you Kristin.

MoreLemonPledge 07-25-2011 03:05 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IZZarGqKu3...tlersucks1.jpg

MoreLemonPledge 07-25-2011 03:06 AM
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_as...1589/gq-jc.jpg

MDHQ 07-25-2011 07:20 AM
Good news- lockout is ending this week.

Rain Man 07-25-2011 07:49 AM
it took him this long to realize that he can do hot-tub foursomes with triplets, and enjoy evenings with women from all seven continents simultaneously? that's more dumb than douche.
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Rausch 07-25-2011 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by noonan (Post 7768986)
I'd never defend Cutler... and I'm not. But a rich, professional athelete dating a tv star isn't exactly "out kicking your coverage" even if he is an ugly fugger.
This.

Radar Chief 07-25-2011 07:57 AM
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LMAO

the Talking Can 07-25-2011 07:57 AM
um yeah

a nfl qb dating an F list reality star has been is not 'out kicking your coverage'....it's slumming

Rausch 07-25-2011 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 7769407)
um yeah

a nfl qb dating an F list reality star has been is not 'out kicking your coverage'....it's slumming
I've only heard one guy use this and it was in reference to his fiance spending like mad and expecting a $#it ton of stuff they couldn't afford.

I figure Guntler could have afforded it...

Brock 07-25-2011 08:31 AM
So what, he would have been stupid to get married, like most people who get married.

Rausch 07-25-2011 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 7769471)
So what, he would have been stupid to get married, like most people who get married.
Only 1/2 of them are stupid.

The other 1/2 were smart enough to find a stupid person to marry them...

jspchief 07-25-2011 11:01 AM
Ya, I'd "slum" that.

http://www.bartcop.com/kristin-cavallari-01.jpg

Rausch 07-25-2011 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 7769731)
CP first: Rausch can honestly state he's hit better than that pic...

jspchief 07-25-2011 11:12 AM
...http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp...avallari-1.jpg

Bowser 07-25-2011 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 7769736)
CP first: Rausch can honestly state he's hit better than that pic...
Fender bender? Hit her with the shopping cart at the store?




I keed, I keed.......

Bowser 07-25-2011 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 7769767)
Tits are too big and floppy. [/Omaha]

vailpass 07-25-2011 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Pants (Post 7768844)
Yeah, if you're a starting NFL quaterback, there is no such thing as "outkicking your coverage" or having a girl who's out of your league.

Writer = reeruned.
+1.
Nor is there anything wrong with someone realizing they aren't ready to be married and calling it off. Would it be better if he hid his feelings then got a nasty divorce later on?

Pants 07-25-2011 11:19 AM
Pretty sure that girl had half of California in her, too, so maybe that played a part in his decision. Not sure how secure he is about things like that.

loochy 07-25-2011 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 7769767)
No. It's female. /Omaha

Reerun_KC 07-25-2011 11:22 AM
What is funny is watching a bunch of middle aged men act like a group of jr high girls...

This is priceless...


Seriously, why would any man really care about this?

loochy 07-25-2011 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Pants (Post 7769787)
Pretty sure that girl had half of California in her, too, so maybe that played a part in his decision. Not sure how secure he is about things like that.
Note to self: Move to the half of California where this is happening.

Pasta Little Brioni 07-25-2011 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by MoreLemonPledge (Post 7769269)
ROFL Alright Hamilton!!!

listopencil 07-25-2011 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 7768978)
How does that make him a douche?
It doesn't. He already was a douche.

listopencil 07-25-2011 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 7768838)
I can't even tell you how many times I tried to tell that to my buddy who is a Denver fan while he was still a Bronco. He would have none of it.
I didn't see it at first. But time went by and he appeared more and more douchey to me. By the time he left the team I was happy to see him go.

bevischief 07-25-2011 07:10 PM
This thread is full of gay.


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