You know you've posted on ChiefsPlanet for too long when...
 

I'm thinking this has been done before, but oh well. Deal with it.

Anyway...

You know you've posted on ChiefsPlanet for too long when _________________.

Fill in the blank.

you mention antifreeze more than 5 times in one hour.

You have 8000+ posts and remember maybe 50.

When you turn to your significant other post-coitus and say "Rep".

When you say "Laugh Out Loud" instead of actually laughing out loud.

You've made around 500 posts.

You miss the days of Packfan, Taco John and jalepeno cheese balls.

you wonder while pooping if anything interesting will happen so you can start a thread about it.

You remember when Dane wasn't a pedophile?

when you use the phrase "die in an AIDS tree" in real life conversation.

when some low level co-worker, comes up big with an idea or execution etc and you yell "KEEP ****ING DOUBTING _________"!

When you constantly play the "Would You?" game in real life.

come home form suregey and logoninstea d of goingb to bed. iim' asoo o fickiitg
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When you look at a new co worker and think n00bs.

Kids leave for school and all you can think of is.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ombstone03.jpg

LMAO

You know you've posted on ChiefsPlanet for too long when you have been around for at least one of Skip's house fires.

got this shit from facebook. lol

You can name more CP'ers than your own relatives.

You say "that needs to be gif'd up" during a game.

You remember the Chiefsplanet meltdown when Grbac (Grplunk) took over for Gannon...

...when you start telling a story (in real life) about something that happened to someone from this board

:D I've done that so many times. Most notably the "Wendy Meets a Draftabulator" thread..

I'm pretty sure that didn't happen.

...when CP is the first place you turn for legal, marital, parental, medical, interpersonal, end-of-life issues.

Oh, Im pretty sure it did. It was the end of the world around here--and rightfully so.

Gannon last played for the Chiefs in '98.

you have bookmarks to certain threads in the pictures forum.

FYP

You see pics of gals and automaticly think, she is a candidtate for (type) pic thread!

When you look forward to reading Knowmo's daily posts.

I know. I remember that hell that was marty replacing Gannon with Elvis...maybe Im thinking moee of the Grbac meltdowns this board had when he was here...and Gannon killing us in oakland--but I didtinctly remember the early days of the board freaking out over grplunk.

You know you've posted on ChiefsPlanet for too long when the people you tailgate with no longer look at people weird whenever people walk up asking for "luv".

... you actually wash your legs because of something you read here.

ROFL

/Thread Over

Carlota - did you used to be on the radio in Fresno? KRZR, I think?


sorry to thread jack; your name sounds familar etc.

Yes sir--thats me.

You throw your shoulder out trying to hit your buddy on a 75 yard seam route.

When you have to fight to keep your inner McCloud from coming out.

I just usually wipe when my inner McClouds come out.

....when some of the regular posters on here now were only 6 or so when you started posting yourself. :D

Yeah, no kidding. It was almost as bad as when Carl drafted Blackledge.

When your initial urge is to reply "Repost."

Your coworker screws up in a presentation and you scream out "NUTHOOKS"!!!

When you hijack a thread for no apparent reason.

....you think of this place when you see any Gatorade commercial.

Well maybe you do....... :D

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

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You know you've posted on ChiefsPlanet for too long when you see guys like this and think "the draftabulators"....

I thought your name sounded familiar ;). I was in Lemoore from 97-00.
really enjoyed listening to that station. Brad Giese(sp?), Jen Lipp, one other guy from the morning show; I remember your name (forget when you were on etc), and then the afternoon show called the Meatshop.

loved the Chuck Heston Mini-Disasater Theater thing they used to do on the morning show.


thread jack over. :D

yeah yeah--Im clealry meshing this board and the old KC Star board together--eat a dicko:-)

When you want to pick a fight with a chick, about 20 posts in.

:thumb:

no idea why I did it...lol. I just saw the name Carlota for some damn reason it sounded familiar to me after 12 years etc.

Almost over: I still do a show in Fresno and Lipp is on that station..cool chick.

...you see something you think is gay and think "NTTAWWT".

When you can finally make fun of yourself.

Don't know. I haven't posted too long yet.

You knee jerk type that. LMAO

The secretary goes to the copying machine and you shout Print Em every damn time.

NO, it was a well thought out statement.;)

:LOL:
Yeah, ... you've been here too long. LMAO

You here about a potential new hiring and think the Deal is Done.

Start your office memos with OK Gang...

Whenever a friend of yours posts something on Facebook that you've already seen......and you scream REPOST!

....half of the derogatory statements you know (or use) came from things you read on here.

LIKE

When you cant tell the difference between the old board and this one--yeah Ive been here a minute--wayy before my avatar says...I remember this is where I found out about Sept 11th..And I had been here for awhile at that point.....yeesh

....you read something really cool on the internet and think, "I wonder if that's been posted on the Planet yet."

I've done that. Inside jokes that no one gets are the best!!

....when your daughter starts posting at a rate of 10,000 posts per year.

Isn't that "ghey" according to the lexicon?

When you can't decide what's for dinner or what to wear without creating a poll first, making it single elimination.

I really wish I knew who you were before Lemon Pie.

Chiefzilla.... Not 1501.

I posted even less under that user

When you see a thunderstorm on the radar and think of teedubya.

... you tell someone in person they're "and" idiot. And even though there's no pronunciation difference, you know in your head you said "your" instead of "you're".

Actually, there is a pronunciation difference. Or maybe that's just me.

Hope you get to feeling better SEC

thanks...that looks pretty stupid now that i'm starting to come down a little. feel like my head's been put through a meat grinder.
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..when your oldest daughter graduates and you realize she was 7 when you joined the planet...

When you tell someone to eat a bag of dicks, get AIDS and die in a fire.

When half the responses to your posts are "who'd you used to be?" and then half your rep comments turn to "holy shit you're still alive!"