Okay, last year, I was on a cambus with Ricky Stanzi
 

I will be answering questions in the next half hour about the experience. For courtesy, please limit yourself to one (1) question, until another member has also asked a question. Thank you.

OK...
What's a "Cambus?"

Was he polite to you, or dismissive and uninterested?

University of Iowa's campus bus rides.

Uninterested. Seemed approachable, though. He had a focus in his eye, but a calm one.

You guys have buses now? What became of the horses?

On cannabis with Stanzi? Do tell.

Okay, I didn't actually talk to him, just watched him a little.

Did he **** your significant other?

Ricky Stanzi demanded the Board of Regents implement a bus program. It was granted.

They must have crappy boosters there if all you get is a bus pass.

Odds of that are 75-80% yes

Most of the booster money was funneled to Stanzi, which he donated to children's football schools in Africa.

Did Stanzi know where he was going and got off the bus himself, or did the bus driver have to pull over and tell him it was time to get off?

OOOoooorrrlllyyyyyy??????

Did he repeatedly pull on the "next stop" cord and make the bell ring as he rode?

What area of the bus did he sit on? Front, back, middle, right, left

I never saw him get off.

Stanzi was the one that ordered U of I to paint everything pink in the visitor's locker room.

Not once did he grab the cord. Must of the time he spent in small talk with a large unidentified black male next to him.

Very front, right bench.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2174828

See???

The only person that Ricky Stanzi can't steal thunder from is Hayden Fry.

Did he thank the driver or just get off in silence?

He must have wanted to get off the bus in a hurry to study film or inspect flag folding at the VFW

Couldn't tell you. Did not see him get off.

Last year I was on some cannabis with Ricky Stanzi.

Fixed.

Eight minutes left. Then I have to mow the yard.

The key ingredient in NOS is stanzi's urine.
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Stanzi's condoms are used NASCAR tires.
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Is the Cambus decorated on the outside with Iowa junk?

Stanzi can't get blow-jobs for fear of concussion.
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I don't think so. Hawkeye colors, yes.

Alright that wraps it up. Thanks for joining in everyone.

May Stanzi be with you

Was Matt Cassel weeping somewhere in the far-off distance at his immiment obsolesence in life?

Do he gots a sexy butt?

What do you feel when you stare into his piercing green eyes? /Athan

CAMBUS - FAIL

Jeez, did you read the article? What a bunch of morons to make a big deal out of that...what a bunch of dumbasses.

"Crambus" is what we called it back in my day. Student buses driven by students. Good times.

Is that 35 year old bus driver with 10 majors that stays in school just so he doesn't have to pay back his student loans still there?

LMAO I know that guy.

Not creepy at all.

BEER ME SIGHTING!:clap:

How are you, brother?

Oh around here for the last few months heh... and pretty good thanks. You?

It was probably mexican ditch weed.

Were you guys on the short bus or the long bus ?

FYP...you're welcome. :thumb:

Was everybody dropping footballs in his vicinity?