I woke up to this email....
 

From a dude just left here last week. Wanted me to give him a referance. Here's my reply for your enjoyment.

Feel free to comment.




At first I was gonna just delete your email, the more I thought about it, well let's just say some things needed to be said. As you can see this email has been forward to several co workers:

A reference for you ? Sure this is how it’s going to read:

1. He was a lazy, lying piece of shit where I was assigned, that though of no one but himself. Seldom made it to work on time, when he did he either slept on the floor or was to busy f***ing around on his ipad to do the job. Causing the rest of the K9 crew to look bad. Scheduled for training ? he might go, but would probably make up some BS excuse like the immature kid that he is and not go. Besides he’s Ab's and already knows all there is to know abt being a handler.

2. Never cleaned up after himself in the building were we lived. And had no regard for co workers when they did, as a matter of fact,he’d go in and make a mess after they took their time to clean it up...then laugh about it. He didn't even help pick up dog crap, even his dog's....he was to busy doing "his things"

3.At team have bbq's he never brought anything to contribute, but always showed up, ate like a f***ing pig, spewing food out of his mouth all over other peoples food, and making a general self centered ass out of himself.

4. Thought nothing of taking a vehicle the team had assigned and being gone for hours like it was his own vehicle. Hell it didn't matter that he had the keys to our office, again...Nothing is more important then doing "his ab's thing"

5. When he left Taji, his room like a f***ing dump, right up to and including a trash can and a trash bag full of "piss bottles", used condoms on the floor, that it took 3 of us 2 days to clean that f***ing mess he just left behind, never mind the fact that 3 had plenty of time to clean it himself. Again his action said "f*** everyone, I'm abs".

6. The list could go on and on but I'm gonna stop with that. Pretty much the guys that are left here couldn't wait for you to leave. You were a hindrance to the rest of us and caused more work for us by having to work "around" you. Your Lie's, thieving, laziness and overall thoughts of no one other then yourself caused all of us more work then what we have to do without you. You're basically a 12 yr old, trapped inside of a 26 yr olds body, and we've all raised our own kids, we didn't come here to raise you.

Help you with a reference ? There it is, be sure to have future employers contact me, I want to ensure that neither I or friends of mine are never down range with you.

And yeah I already know I'm a mean old bastard, guess what ? My God and I are both good with that, I'll repent my sins with Him on judgment day.

seems like poor management, in my job, nobody would still have a job after the 2nd time they did any of those things.

That and contracting now a days, but our boss left the day after him and "they were boys"....mentally too, we had a rash of 12 yr old minds trapped inside late 20's bodies....They're all gone now

I don't get the part "ate like a ****ing pig". What is that supposed to mean ?

This is confusing. Did you wake up to find this email you sent in your own inbox?

I know exactly what it means... he ate like my ex-wife. Stupid c***.

Bro, I got a strong ass stomache, and I couldn't be around when this kid ate... this kid would eat with his mouth open "it helps me to enjoy my food, because the scent improves by me eating with my mouth open and smacking my lips"...chewed food would fly out of his mouth...and spray across the table...or better yet, stand over the food sitting on a plate for others and eat....nasty mofo

Naw the dude emailed for a referance....this is my reply

Lies, thieving, and tardiness? Why was this degenerate not fired?

Sounds like a serious case of blackmail otherwise wtf?

Blackmail ?

Kids these days. Ya gotta love em. No fucking work ethic. None.
Well.. that's not true. But I have run into more than my fair share of the type you've described.

And BTW How the fuck are you Hack??

Yeah, sad thing is these dudes are or were making 90k+...In their late 20's, tax free if they stayed out of the States 330 days. Best job I've ever had.

I'm doing good, hangin & bangin...How abt you, still fighting the battle ?

Good to see you around.

Not too be a dick, but i think you should check your grammar/spelling before you send that...

Damn, you're right...the anger was flowing strong at 4 am...shoulda gone to the gym then wrote it

Some people's sense of entitlement blows me away.... This is what is wrong with our great country (people who think they are owed something, for no reason at all)

writing out emails in notepad before you send them, wait a couple days, then send them. you do stuff on emotion you get 4 kids and a boat on arber day and you don't know why?

Be honest Hack.....Did the condoms have your poo on them?


sounds like a real gem.

Sounds like management material...

lol, no bro....but dude did swing both ways....Yeah he was, came over with me last yr, got a dog a month before me, when I was getting transfered he was my POC here....got here and all these dudes were telling me what a gem he was...I gave him benefit of doubt...he proved me wrong...He was supposed to pick me up off a checkpoint one day....30 mins after I was done, I'm still waiting on a ride, called back to the building, got picked up....Kid left his checkpoint, came in and fell asleep rather then pick me up

Good to see you're still around...spreading your own brand of wisdom

"Ab's"?

gots abs, no pecs............

is all I could think as I read that!!

It's not the email I would have sent but I understand why you did it. It's pretty abrasive and unprofessional in many ways but I hope it will be a wake-up call for him.

heh

Ha! Phil you hit right on the head, which is why I deleted it to begin with and said nothing, then the more I thought abt it....screw this kid, I could've over looked all the rest....But leaving your piss bottles (which I know YOU know what they are) and used condoms were the ultimate "fuck you guys"....

Now a week after you're gone you want to ask me for a reference ?....Roger that, here you go

Ha ha sounds like to me this Kid will end up being in politics an help running our country someday lol but seirously if I acted up like this My dad would have kicked my ass. Funny stuff man got a kick out of this. Also whats the lateset rumors of Randy Moss or Alex Smith coming our way anyone ? just courious !!!!!

How the hell do you get laid (assuming that's what the condoms were used for) when you have piss bottles lying around your house? I'm worried about a pair of workout briefs with a skid mark laying on top of the laundry pile when I have have a date.

No, I have no idea what piss bottles are. I was never too lazy to walk to the head.