NSFW: Uniformed Cop caught on camera having sex with woman on car-hood-
 

Click on link for pics ( you perve)


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...ar-hood-756390

New Mexico investigators are seeking to identify the uniformed State Police officer seen in surveillance photos having sex with a woman on the hood of a car.

The cop was filmed mid-tryst by a camera that county officials set up to combat vandalism attempts at an adjacent public property.

As seen above (click each to enlarge), two surveillance images were released yesterday by the Santa Fe County Sheriff’s Office showing the officer engaged in the daytime coupling. And, yes, that appears to be a Chihuahua (or another tiny dog) watching the action.



Can they call it doggy style???

Were they Mexican?

I hate Mexicans.

Carlota is a perv :p

She was driving on a suspended license.

Well, Ive certainly been known to indulge....:D

They were New Mexicans.

Do you hate them as well, or just Old Mexicans?

How else is she supposed to get out of the ticket?

BTW, judging by the side boobs, legs and **** me shoes....I'd probably hit it too..

Bow chicka bow ow.

lmfao...is that a dog between his legs...err...feet in that second picROFL
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To Serve and Penetrate....

She deserved it. /CrazyCoffey

LMAO

That gave me a chub.

I like the little dog trying to get him a peek. You go, cujo.

The dog is in both pics and it is hilarious! Dog was learning some 'tricks" shall we say???

What is it about New Mexico?...a Phoenix cop was in the paper today for having been busted in New Mexico over the weekend for soliciting a pro, who was really an undercover cop.
Seems they agree on a price of $45, he gave her a $5 deposit, told her to wait til he came back. Cuffed and stuffed.

Too much information we don't know yet....

Nice...

Good for him.

Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

George Costanza: Who said that?

Mr. Lippman: She did.

George Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Mr. Lippman: You're fired!

George Costanza: Well, you didn't have to say it like that.

You have the right to remain moistened
Every thrust you make will be held against you

Is that Coach Haley?

He was just doing a body cavity check for suspected drugs.

I'm Sorry

Duh #Winning

damn you. That was going to be my joke. Although i was going to go all out with a picture of his face photoshopped and everything.

Did Bachman's husband get to you?

Is this the new method of Tasing?

That is my thought on what was going on. She paid up, he collected, and the dog got the spillage.

ROFL

I just went from six to midnight

No question. She's got the arms up in the 2nd pick as well.

I can't blame the man - best work day ever.

I wish all jobs had benefits like this.

Pig


/Omaha

They're "Breaking Bad" over there.:rolleyes:

Where's the video?

This

I can't masturbate to these pictures.

At least at that moment he thought so......now probably not so much.

Looks like she was part of an intensive police probe.

Maybe he was on his lunch break, ergo his own time and we should just all leave him alone, give him a high five or ask for her number?

[/nice]

times have been tough on the little guy.

Seriously, where's the video? I am starting to chafe here.

See, what happened was, she said "**** the Police" and he made her stick to that statement (as well as the hood of the car):thumb:

Try some slippery lube!

Nah the dog is just calling next.

Welp, no drugs in there!!! More places to check though!!

update....officer did not commit a crime.


http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/crime/c...t-commit-crime



Cops: Sex officer didn't commit crime



SANTA FE (KRQE) - He's in uniform, in public, and definitely caught in flagrante. But investigators claim the state police officer caught on camera having sex on the hood of a car did not commit a crime.

The story has gone national, and state police are not happy about it.

The pictures show a state cop wrapped up in an inappropriate position, having sex on the top of a car in public.

The photos were taken by a security camera at the out of the way Canyon Ranch, which is owned by Santa Fe county.

State police are not releasing the officer's name, but News 13 has learned it's Bert Lopez. The 8-year vet was state police officer of the year in the Santa Fe district in 2010. Even though state police won't confirm it's him, NMSP Sgt. Tim Johnson did tell News 13 that Lopez is currently, “On administrative leave.”

Johnson wouldn't say if the officer was officially on duty but did say “An employee who did something like this in uniform would be considered on duty.”

The pictures surfaced about two weeks ago, and Johnson said, “An internal investigation was initiated immediately.”

State police have completed that investigation, and johnson says “At this point we do not believe any criminal activity occurred.”

State Police are not identifying the woman in the pictures, and won't comment on her relationship to the officer. They do say the woman was not involved in any of the officer's cases.

Santa Fe County Sheriff Robert Garcia said he will not cite the officer for indecent exposure or public lewdness because there was no victim; no one was around to see it.

But millions of people have seen it now. And comedians are having a field day.

After talking about the racy photos, comedian Craig Ferguson told his audience, “Just goes to show you that I will do anything to get out of a ticket.”

CNN Correspondent Jeanne Moos even got in on the action, doing a segment on the photos for the national news organization. Sheriff Garcia told News 13 Moos even asked him Wednesday if the Chihuahua, seen in the pictures, was a police canine.

It may seem funny to a lot of people, but not to state police. “It's unfortunate, the department is embarrassed. During that bad decision there were probably 400 other officers out doing their jobs and making the correct decision,” said Johnson.

The officer could be fired over the photos for tarnishing the badge and embarassing the department.

Now that's copulation.

Definitely a sticky situation for everyone involved.

I figured she just refused the breathalizer test. ;)