Mutant chicken egg
 

I was at Kroger today. Eggs were on my list. I walked up the the eggs, and selected a carton of the jumbo eggs. I opened it up to make sure none of them were cracked. I was shocked to see a giant mutant egg inside the carton. I was very happy to buy this carton to get the egg home and examine it more carefully. Anyone ever see anything like this? Would you eat an egg this big?

What are the odds!

i would....







.....the whole thing.

Ive seen eggs from production reds half the size of a base ball.

In this case, 1 in 12 :)

The thing is that those jumbo Kroger eggs are all almost exactly the same size, egg after egg, dozen after dozen. If one egg was a little bigger, no big deal. But this thing is gargantuan.

the chicken that laid that egg was pumped full of growth hormones . If you ingest that egg then one of two things may happen, you could have a stroke or your penis will enlarge. Is it worth the chance ?

Was it a double yolk? Alot of the time those are double yolkers.

I used to work at a Chicken Farm. 10's of millions of chickens. Now it's run by the mexican population that has apparently named our area as the american-side meeting grounds.

Those eggs are very common. The cooler eggs are the ones with no shells. They only has the sac around the outside. Somehow they don't break and can make it all the way down the belts to the lifts before getting broken. Those things are cool. You can see right into the egg and see everything.

My grandmother used to raise chickens. Every once in awhile a chicken with lay a double yoked egg. I bet it's one of those.

Ya ever seen an ostrich egg before?

Eagle

happens all the time.

Maybe it's going to have a double yoke. Or more even.

Haven't cracked it open yet. It is fairly common to have a double yoke from this brand of eggs. Maybe one in every two or three dozen.

Pics or it didnt happen.

I googled it, and it doesn't really approach the world's largest chicken egg, but it is the largest I've seen by far. My first reaction upon seeing it was a non-chicken egg slipped in the carton by some prankster.

want

It's a raptor egg, don't let it hatch you'll be sorry.....

I've got two cats. That poor lizard wouldn't see morning.

one of them T-Rex eggs I bet.

DC

Was the egg marked with an * ?

Damn steroid usin' chickens, anyway ...

You got ripped off they were all supposed to be that size.

There seems to be some faint blue ink on the end of it. Might have been a * before it smeared. What is the significance of a *?

I eat pterodactyl eggs every morning.

Let us now have a moment of silence for the poor chicken that egg came out of.

Lets hope she had an episiotomy.

I'm thinking Barry Bonds laid that egg.

EDIT: Ah, shit. 4th and Long and I ran my route just shy of the sticks.

What if that were scrambled in mid-air?

Pics of what? The chickens or the mexicans? LMAO

LOL at you city folk, we used to get eggs on the farm that had three yolks in them, now it isn't extremely common depending upon the size of your flock, but we'd get one a month or so.

The best all around laying hen IMO.