Voice of the Chiefs Mitch Holthus reminds us to drink the koolaid.
 

Careful...it's laced with failure.

he should have to say that while standing next to Cassel...

Yeah, well....
you can't buy Kool Aid at Arrowhead. But they WILL sell you a Coke for $7.

The video wanks had to produce SOMETHING for this week because, it's their job. You can't polish a turd, man. But you have to try, because that's what they were told to do at work this week.

Winning cures everything.

Oh good Lord...

Thought he wanted us to eat KFC and then he said something about us having pride.

Yes, you can.

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Well I would say the Chiefs organization did polish a turd last year. His name is Cassel.

I actually posted this link in another thread. Of course, no one paid attention.

You have so many posts that with each post you make, you lessen the value of your previous posts.

You:
1 post / 52000 total posts = .000019223 Post Worth Factor

Me:
1 post / 5000 total posts = .0001939 Post Worth Factor

OP:
1 post / 415 total posts = 0.002409 Post Worth Factor

LMAO at that goofy older woman in the Chiefs' "commercials" on their webpage that lead into the videos...

"I can't be more excited about this 2011 season. We're BACK!!"

Yeah lady... we're back alright....

Really Mitch? :rolleyes:

I was thinking about that lady the other day. I would have thought they took her down after training camp, but nope.

Either way, talk about premature ejaculation by the Chiefs media. Holy shit. If I believed in jinxes and that stuff, I would send anthrax to the kcchiefs.com staff who made that video.

We're BACK! The Chiefs are BACK!

The funny thing to me was, the Chiefs were running those ads in the second half of the Detroit game. We're getting beat 48-3, and here's this lady screaming "We're BAAAACK!"

Brutal.

It's moments like that which give me a glimmer of hope that we might really be in the running for Luck.

Mitch...the Anti CP.

Seriously, I haven't seen propaganda that bad since Baghdad Bob.

Wow that had to be tough to do that with a straight face.

Mitch's thoughts - "WTF am I going to talk about this week? I know! Pride! Can't take that away."

Expect courage, heart, determination and love of the game all to come up in the following weeks.

Chiefs Koolaid= Antifreeze right now

I hate that commercial!! It is so annoying! Couldn't they have found someone better to do that commercial? I just want to throw something at the screen when I see her talking about the Chiefs!

TOUCHDOWN.....KAN...SAS...CITY.. An absolute BULLET from Luck to Bowe.. Wow Len, this kid is special.... :grovel::grovel:

Meh. Thats what they have to do. Hell, I am rooting for a win every week. I just don't expect it.

thats more like it:cuss::cuss::cuss:

TOUCHDOWN.....KAN...SAS...CITY.. !!!! Oh but it looks like Andrew Luck is down and holding his knee. That can't be good Len... Wait now it looks like Andrew Luck has actually been run over by the medical cart. Well I guess the Chiefs' bad luck continues... Oh my goodness! Andrew Luck is trapped under the cart and being mauled by a tiger. How is this even possible?

I miss Kevin Harlan, he was my favorite. He was so much better. Holthus is boring and makes me want to cut myself when I listen to him doing play-by-play and just talking. Come back, Kevin!

LMAOLMAO You shut your whore mouth!!!

good god what a reach.

and it's only week 3

LMAO

Sounds like a George R.R. Martin version of a Chiefs season.

I prefer we drink the antifreeze so we can draft Andrew Luck.

Mitch has to be drinking heavily by this stage of his career. Four shit football losing seasons in five years? Gods..

I get a laugh when that commercial is played. It needs to stop airing ASAP just for the sake of the Chiefs.

Sounds like 3rd Reich propaganda.

NO MATTER WHAT THEY TAKE FROM ME
THEY CAN'T TAKE AWAY... MY...DIGNITY! (/mitch holthus)

Would a bullet to Baldwin suffice?

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Mitch has gone full reerun.

ROFL

"Ill Prepare for this game like its the Superbowl...because...its the Kansas City Chiefs"

I like Holthus. He's doing his job. The Chiefs could go 0-16 and he'll still find something positive to say. He works for the team. As bad as the Royals have been, and they've been historically bad over the last 15 years, I've never heard Denny Matthews slam the team, and I'm glad.

I know blind homerism is not respected and laughed at, but it makes me happy.

When the Chiefs start giving a shit in their performances, then so will I.

We know at least one person is preparing for the game this Sunday. Wish it was Cassel.

Aren't we about $35 million under the cap? $8 beers and $10 hotdogs?

I'm sure glad the Hunt family cares so much about putting a top notch team on the field and isn't just in it to make a buck.

talk about damage control....yikes

REETODD....