My electric toothbrush ran out of batteries
 

Now it's just a toothbrush...

I'm sorry.

I have no idea how teeth were cleaned before the invention of electric toothbrushes. :D

And when an escalator breaks....it just become stairs.

The sad part is, I just bought this bastard a few weeks ago. First electric toothbrush I ever owned. I liked it, but not enough to go buy new batteries for it.

Then you don't have an electric toothbrush, you have a battery powered toothbrush.
If you had electric you could put it back on the charge stand. Sonicare works great.

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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I didn't, but I wanted a regular banana later...so yeah.

(C'mon - next time you rip off Mitch Hedberg, come clean with it)

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."

You should get 1 of those little birds that eat meat from between the teeth of alligators. They require no power other than meat.

I like steak.

Yeah it's one of those 12 dollar pieces of crap that I have. Might as well just get a new one.

I used to do the battery powered ones. They lasted a while for me. Never had major complaints.

But then the wife & I switched to electric. I charge it maybe once a week. Love it. Go that route. Forget the batteries. You'll thank me later.

"I hate flossing...

I wish I just had one long curvy tooth..."

That one seems appropriate for this subject.

Sounds like the wife has been using your tooth brush at night all alone!

Well...she still needs to floss down there.

:D

Improvise....

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^ LMAO

:)