Best website to find NSA hookups?
 

Hey, just wondering whats the best website to find no strings attached hookups?

I've used craigslist before and it did work out one time (banged a freaky indian college chick that I met on there)

Not really wanting to use craigslist anymore though because I get too much spam(or bots) in my responses.

Is lavalife legit? I came across it on the web.

Or is plentyoffish the way to go?

Btw, I am the guy that was having issues with my sex drive. Well, I am happy to say that is all cleared up and I am ready to start ****in again:clap:

1st!

Chiefsplanet.com

Denise is hot and willing to go -- you're on the right site.

Luv is around here somewhere, hit her up

Sluts a plenty on Plentyoffish.

OKCupid is decent.

I'm getting old, I thought NSA meant National Security Agency when I read the post.

...and it's called a club/bar/pub last I checked. Gotta be better than getting ass raped by a 6' 4" 245lb transvestite eventually. But no, craigslist should be good.

Heh. Paging the Pimp of CP, GoChiefs.

grapegatorade.com

Already weighed in, Cpt. Conspiracy Theory.

POF EDU: HOW TO **** HOT GIRLS

Note: if you’re okay with ****ing fat girls, go to town. They’ll let you sheath your cock in them on that site if you have a face. That’s the requirement. A face.

1. Make Profile


a. Pictures

i. Three pictures is enough. If you’re good looking/jacked, you can do two. If you aren’t, three is better.

1. You need a face picture. If you’re hot, then this is easy and you should know what to do. But really no matter what, take one with your cell camera or laptop cam. No high res shit. Put a bit of an angle. If you have a non goofy smile, go for it, otherwise smirk. If you’re really goofy, always go with black and white.

2. 2nd picture: you with friends. Find one where you think you look the best. If you don’t have any of these, I don’t know what to say. Forever a scone.

3. 3rd picture: if this is necessary, either you doing something fun; or if you have a good body, you in a wife beater, or you from a vacation pic at the beach; or, you playing with an animal or some shit like that. Girls love that shit.

b. Profile

i. Never say you are a smoker. I don’t care if you smoke. Never do.

ii. Say you’re looking for Dating

iii. Say you want children, no to drugs, yes to having a car

iv. Interests

1. For the love of god, do not say things like “movies/chillin/working out/lounging/music” – be specific. Say quirky shit. Instead of working out, say competing in <a sport>. I don’t care if you don’t compete, say it. For music, poke fun at a musical taste. Etc.

2. If you use the word “chillin” anywhere in your profile, I’ll find you, and throw a javelin into your sternum. Unless maybe if you’re black. That might fly. I don’t know.

v. “About Me” – most important section


1. WHAT TO NOT DO


2. I pulled this off the first profile I found in a random search: “Hi ladies! I'm a really nice, down to earth guy that enjoys a nice dinner and a movie, an occasional bar/club night. Sometimes I just like hanging out, watching movies, and listening to music and working out. I also like walking my dog. I enjoy my job especially since it's a family owned business.”

a. This is ****ing terrible. It says nothing specific, it isn’t funny, it’s boring, and any remotely hot girl will laugh at it.


3. WHAT TO DO

a. Spell correctly. Capitalize correctly. This is maybe the single most important part of POF to land a hot remotely intelligent girl. Even a dumb girl will see your shit and realize you’re not a moron. I can’t emphasize this enough.

b. For your actual “about me” don’t be timid and cute. Don’t be honest. Be funny and either arrogant or quirky.

c. Example: Hey, I’m [Lolsrofls]. You’re already here, so keep reading. Most of the girls on this site are a waste of time. I speak three languages, I’m in law school, I’ve been robbed 7 times in three different cities, I cook better than anyone in your family, I spend my free time at the animal shelter, and I love 90s cartoons. I live in a horrible city, with horrible people, horrible buildings, horrible everything. If you’re horrible, this won’t work. If you have kids, this won’t work. You’re getting 100s of messages on here a day, and they’re miserable. Here’s your chance – find something interesting, or don’t. Wasting time on a dating site is the worst. Don’t be a stranger…say hi ☺


4. FOR THE FIRST DATE

a. For the love of Shiva do not say “go to the movies.” Don’t say “whatever you want.” Be assertive. Any variation of:

i. First dates need two things: (1) we need to be able to talk and get to know eachother, and (2) we need to have fun. Movies are the worst, and every guy on here wants to see a movie. Awful. Lets go duckpin bowling in the ghetto. Lets grab coffee and find some weird event to crash. If we can’t talk and have fun, I can’t get to know you. And if I can’t get to know you, then what’s the point of this? Let’s have fun. If you can’t come up with anything, you know I will.


5. FOR MESSAGING

a. Your subject title: NEVER NEVER NEVER put “hi/hey/sup/lol/hola/heyo/:0/

b. In the message itself: never ask her what she likes to do or generic things about her profile, or give huge compliments. READ HER PROFILE, I DON’T CARE HOW ****ING STUPID IT IS. Find something else in there, and make your comment about it. Say this horse girl says she loves frozen yogurt, I don’t ****in know. So say: “Hey, cute profile. The last time I got frozen yogurt, the cashiers got in a fight and I ended up standing there hungry while they both got fired. Come hang out this week, lets get coffee.”

c. Be quick and to the point. When she writes back, I don’t care how reeruned it is – ask straight up for her number so you guys can coordinate hanging out. If she won’t give it to you, she’s not interested, move on. If she does, you’re golden.

d. In person, I have no advice. Either you suck at talking to women or you don’t. Finishing is up to you.


6. CAREFUL

a. Girls with only face pictures: most of the time, they’re ****ing fat as shit. Also beware that the girl might have put up her BEACH SUMMER 2007 LOL PHOTOS and she’s fat as hell now. That’s why you start with coffee or drinks. You can make up an excuse easily and leave Starbucks if she’s chubby.

b. Hot girls that respond too slutty or enthusiastic: probably troll accounts. Just ignore these. One of the funniest nights I’ve ever had was at my buddies’ place with about 6 of us slamming 40s, he made a fake profile, and watched the messages reel in. We responded super sexually, got the guys to give us our number, then had my gf call them on the phone and **** with them. Hot girls NEVER give it up easy. You have to hang out with them first.

c. If my fatass balding friend can follow this, and **** a skinny 9/10 girl and have her drive him home, suck his dick and clean his room, you can too. Just come home after a night of drinking, or when you’re feeling good or buzzed, and find as many hot girls as you can through searching.

MESSAGE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. GO THROUGH THESE STEPS. Shouldn’t take you more than 30-40 mins. So much easier than spending $80 at a bar and wasting 4hrs on one bitch. In a week, you might get a few responses, and you can go from there. If you don’t get anything, just keep doing it. It’ll come. That’s all this is, is persistence. You have nothing to lose and 40 mins a few nights a week to put in

Oh look who knows all about sexuation...

wow

have you tried www.hitthegymgetajobmeetrealgirlsyouloser.com?

As an addendum to #6, always assume they look as bad or worse than the worst picture they post. They, unfailingly, haven't lost a few lbs.

This girl drove 2 hours in the rain to have dinner with me, sucked my cock, ****ed me, and left.

(nsfw)

http://i43.tinypic.com/2hnnlmo.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/ofngjo.jpg

True story. LMAO

Bro i've been using Facebook.

I'm old and been married for 18 years, so take this with a grain of salt, or a block. If I was looking to hook up with gals NSA, I'd spend my time OUT looking, rather than on a computer. Talk about a waste of time. If a chick can't take herself out in public to be seen, then I don't want her.

Dude, take it from me, as a 22 year old straight out of school, no one wants actual human interaction anymore unless its absolutely necessary. It's all about waiting until the very last possible moment.

Totally agree. Also the ratio of men to women that do online dating are a HUGE disadvantage to men. You have better odds of reaching your potential or even out kicking your coverage by going out in public. Usually with the online thing you have to go beneth your standards.

While you sit around believing that all the good girls are being taken.

By you?

I like to put a picture of me choking a fierce animal of some kind. Sky diving. Around a bunch of other girls. Think the Dos Equis guy.

rethink your life.

LMAO

I assumed this was some sort of "electrical" thread or something. Hadn't clicked on it til now.

Computers are way faster. You're out of your element old man.

Go to the bar?

Work conventions

Would you really stick your little pecker into a girl who broadcasted free vagina for the taking on the internet? I think I'll pass.

Most of them don't broadcast it.

Hey i already have my woman

Umm yes?

If a girl really drove 2 hours to be with you it's probably because she already used up every tiny pecker that was a closer drive. Lets be honest, you're not exactly the catch of the decade. I know we don't always agree but surely you agree with that...

Hey, that's Mecca's girlfriend!

She was only 19. How slutty could she be?

Most likely she wanted an older guy.

Same here. I thought he was looking for surveillance gear.

I didn't mean you personally, rather the generic "you" referring to all single lonely guys sitting home night after night hoping someone e-mails them a nice girl. Sorry for confusion.

I think men and women who do this should re-evaluate their life.

Think about it....why would a "hot" chic would can get a pickle at any sports bar in their metro area cruise websites for dong?

They're broken, diseased or up to no good.



no way I'm fishing in the same pond as the gochiefs and mecca's of the world.

Because it's easier?

Chicks on these sites literally have their inbox flooded with messages. They can pick and choose the best looking guys out of hundreds.

Plus, some girls are anti-social, introverted, etc.

Also, some of them are cheating! LOL! Good times.

Disagree actually. For women, online dating is much easier for them. They have their pick of the litter instead of waiting for a guy to hit on them. They can go after the most attractive guy as possible. They can determine what they do for a living, essentially a good idea of their wealth, and and understanding of where they come from right from the bat. Online dating for women is basically getting your pick of the litter and everything you shallowly want. Instead of picking the wrong average looking guy at a dimly lit bar while being intoxicated who claims to be a rich venture capitalist but is really just good at manipulating women using emotional stimuli.

Back in my day, you had to walk 2 miles uphill, both ways, in the snow to pull strange. ;)

Even then I'll bet he fought you like hell.

Tell me more about these cheating girls.

I lost my virginity to a woman who invited me over to her "brother's" house after she put his kids to bed.

Anyway, there is a long history of people, both male and female, using dating sites to cheat. Lots of stories.

People that say "Go out and meet girls" are out of the game. go over to sosuave.com and check out the field reports. You have to have facebook/pof/texting game these days.

here is what you do. Hit on every woman in real life until you get rejected. Put up a decent POF account and hit on every woman. Don't bug them too much if you get numbers. Ask them out. Get in good. Touch them sexually. Then make a movie.

If the internet existed back when I was single, I would've spent every hour of every day on dating sites.

You never called singles lines?

Those were all the rage.

An attractive woman can get laid in 1 second, no matter where she is. They can date all the men they want. They can date attractive men. They can date wealthy men. If they are sluts, they can slut around with the most attractive men they want. They don't need to hook up anonymously by driving 4 hours. I call BS.

for the same reason a loser like this dude would

Sweet timing for this thread.

Going for coffee at 8

:)

*not because of this thread... but because I already understand the rules described previously.

When was that? I think that was more of a late 90s thing, and I haven't been single since 1991. Back in my day the best way to score was to go to the Amazon and present pigs and chickens to the fathers of tribal women.

LMAO

http://i40.tinypic.com/eth15e.jpg

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=9295

one time i banged a really sexy girl of POF, unfortunately for me, she was so hot, i turned into a one pump chump

Who cares? Her loss.

Better than using your hand.

no doubt

First off, oh well.

Second off, can't go out with your gun loaded, especially if she's hot.

LMAOLMAO:hmmm:LMAO

People actually meet of Craigslist?

Every time I tell a woman what I do for a living they just become nymphos at once. It's crazy!

Gay dudes use it like Chiefsplanet.

Here's your NSA!!!!

http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/1015...9_625x1000.jpg

You kids and your okcupids and match.com's.... In my day, we used AOL member profile searches for picking up local tail.

Okcupid works better than POF IMO. Theres more fat chicks though.

Enjoy the fatties do you?

I can confirm this for two states.. there truly are a lot of fatties and unfortunate looking women alike on these sites.. I've had sexual relations with a few sexy ladies on okcupid, match, and facebook.

If you like MILFs, internet dating is fun.

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http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_i...606497975.jpeg

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Depends how fat. I send them a generic line and then they usually blow me with quickness.

Oh no doubt. First lady I met on match was a just turned 30 year old, no kids, who was pretty fresh out of a divorce.. You'll see a lot of those on these dating sites and that can be really bad if you're just looking for a hookup.. I found this out the hard way; though I knew it before going in, unfortunately.
She sucked at giving head and was timid around the asshole.. Things didn't work out.

That's really too bad... I mean what more could I guy want than a fresh divorsee

Come on man, you and I are about the same age. Didn't you ever use AOL, ICQ or Mirc chat back in the day to meet girls? A/S/L ?
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lol

a/s/l/pic?

Never. Not once. I pulled plenty of tail in real life. I'm not even very attractive but chicks like me for some reason.

I thought I caught the stench of womanizing douchebags.

girls love showing off the boobies on POF and okcupid

Smells salty.

Just tell the married ones that if you wanted a blow job you'd do it yourself
You'll have to beat them off with drapery swatches

If you have game you can get chicks on any site. I pulled a chick from twitter.

Me too, idk what it is that they see in me.