Spinoff: What has dog done for you?
 

I'm a happier man because of dog. On the few occasions I've been lucky enough to hunt with dog, it has certainly made the experience more fruitful and more fun. I feel safer with dog in my house. My kids play with dog. Best of all, everyone believes in my dog.
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dogs make me feel great; eager to see me each day. protective. know when I don't feel well; or know when I'm in a bad mood and try to play/cheer me up.

I love Dog.

I prayed to dog for a sign the other day and ended up with poop on my carpet. Thanks dog!!

God gave my first dog cancer.

Dog > god.

Dog woke me from a nap during MNF with a nasty fart.

I'd like to take a moment to thank Dog for retrieving those pheasant for me several weeks ago. And also for swimming out in the cold pond to bring me all those dove I shot.

However, Dog also chewed a hole in my good thermal socks while deer hunting last weekend. But I trust that it was likely to teach me a lesson about something or other.

All in all, praise Dog.

Cancer is the #1 dog killer.

LMAO

My dog ate my hollow choclolate easter bunny. I was mad so I put out a bowl of antifreeze. Maybe that was an over reaction but he never did that again.

Was watching Air Bud the other day after smoking a bowl and dog told me to never give up.

Dog answered my phone for me.

my Dog never asked me for money so he could build a tax-free Dog House.

Dog rules because he acts as though you have been gone for weeks even though you were gone only long enough to check the mail.

exactly^
and, he thinks you're the smartest person in the world.

Dog is my co-pilot but has, on several occasions, tried to lead me into traffic.

Dog wakes me up in the middle of the night puking up various items he assumed were edible earlier in the day. If not for dog I would be too well rested and missed out on many quality late night movies.

I open Chinese restawant and dawg incwease bisness thiwty pewcent!!!

Way to ruin the thread you ****job.

LMAO

I almost started this exact thread earlier. Stupid minds and all...
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Well aren't you a precious little douchebag today.

Dog never judges me. I'm teh awesome to dog. I can curse dog and dog is cool with it as long as I give her a piece of cheese. I can get drunk with dog and dog doesn't say "another?" when I grab my 10th beer

You can tell people are unhappy when the say dog gone.

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Obligatory picture of the one true dog.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/phot...pit_bull_2.jpg

that's a pit bull for the dumbasses out there.

Dog taught me that if it really itches that bad, do the carpet humping thing.
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Dog made this a better thread.

Dog ****ed my mother.

Dog hasn't done shit for me, other than cost me money and leave ****ing Dog hair all over the damn house. Plus Dog expects us to feed Her and give Her attention and throw the stick 375 ****ing times in a row.

dog loves stick.

I am on your message board, posting on my cell phone. Sitting at the Dr.'s office. What a PITA.
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I would have guessed Chevy.

I would like to thank Dog for protecting my house and family.
I would like to thank Dog for always being glad to see me pull in the driveway when other family members might have a stick up their collective a$$es that day and are just waiting to lay their day on me.
I would like to thank dog for keeping me warm in bed when I cant seem to wrestle the covers back from my blanket stealing wife.

She licks the cows butthole nice and clean.

I miss my dog. Mack passed away about ... oh ... 6 months or so, ago. Even now, when I hear a noise outside I think he's at the back door.

I swore I would never get another dog after Mack, but I'm beginning to falter.

FAX

That's it? Pffffft.

Dog made it so I turned a job offer down. Dog better learn to make money soon.

Heh, just finished eating Chinese, and picked up our new rescue dog from PETCO, 1/2 block away. Spayed, and shots for the year. (Maybe that crunchy stuff in the Honey Chicken was one of her dew claws.)

Chocolate Lab and Beagle mix.

Welcome home, Ella.

Her Mom, the beagle part, weighed 18 lbs, carrying her litter, when rescued.

Way to go, and how timely for the OP!

Buck, my constant companion. Retired professional herding dog raised by goats on a ranch in the Santa Cruz mountains. Smartest dang dog in the county. He don't look like much, but this is one rabbit-killing SOB who commands respect from much bigger dogs. Could outrun whippets when he was younger. Helluva dog.

http://i426.photobucket.com/albums/p...Duck2/buck.jpg