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Tony Sparano fired
JayGlazerJay Glazer
Dolphins have just fired Tony Sparano has their head coach. Todd Haley not the only one today |
copycats
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we're trendsetters.
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I like Sparano. We could do a lot worse imo.
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haha gochiefs.
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They want dibs on Ferentz...
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Ours was a louder firing!!
... wait does that make us weaker? ****! |
Let the bodies hit the floor...
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LMAO
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****ing Dolphins trying to steal our spotlight. **** you Miami, today is our day!
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They want to make sure they can compete for a coach-I said that earlier as to why we fired Haley today rather than waiting
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Tony is in Overland Park. I talked to a guy who saw a friend of his who knew.
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Carl Peterson strikes again.
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Wow, surprising given that the Dolphins have played hard lately and won a fair few games over the second half of the season. I expected the axe to fall on him after the season, not during.
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Fischer will end up in Miami with RG3...
...DOH!!!111!!1 |
They are trying to get to Fisher first.
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Haley to the Dolphins, Sparano to the Chiefs. I called it!
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Given the timing I think they are definitely trying to beat us to the punch on hiring the best available coach out there.
I think they will make a huge push for Cowher or Fisher. |
mortreport Chris Mortensen
Also, #Dolphins owner Stephen Ross plans to hire former Chiefs prez Carl Peterson to front office role once held by Bill Parcells #NFL32 |
mortreportChris Mortensen
Also, #Dolphins owner Stephen Ross plans to hire former Chiefs prez Carl Peterson to front office role once held by Bill Parcells |
Come on Norv! Lets complete the trifecta!
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awesome. Carl is going to sweaty while wearing his black leather coat down there.
The Dolphins will win a superbowl in 2031.. |
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Watch Carl sweep in and draft a QBOTF ahead of the Chiefs...
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Peterson, Ireland, Cowher to Miami. Makes sense.
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greggrosenthalgregg rosenthal
Firing Sarano will probably please Dolphins fans ... until they see the hire of Carl Peterson (per @mortreport) |
I'll take Sparano as the o-line coach.
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KK just said King Carl might be the guy who hires the next Dolphins coach.
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Bring him in for a look?
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Cowher makes the most sense for Miami. 3-4 defense is in place. Peterson isn't a major control freak, they have worked together before and Miami has alot of the pieces in place.
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Sparano's probably had his boxes packed since the first week. When they called him in he probably was like, "Yep, this is it? Ok, see you around."
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Just talked with a contact at the Dolphins...Carl is in...Jeff Ireland To stay on as GM...Jeff worked for Carl at the Chiefs.
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Well, doesn't that mean that some of the top coaches might not want to go to Miami now either. Peterson=Pioli as far as control freak.
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So are we supposed to say "Bring him in, he's better than what we have now."
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pioli is the next one canned
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This is obviously a copycat crime.
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Dear Long Suffering Chiefs Fans:
I am very pleased to now officially be in charge of the greatest team with the greatest fish, check that, I mean fans, in the NFL: the Miami Dolphins. I staked my claim today by firing head coach Tony Soprano, check that, Tony Sparano, showing everyone in South Florida who is boss. I fired him even though he kicked your midwest country bumpkin butts in Arrowhead. Fear Me, this is my universe now. I will be interviewing all the big names in coaching: Marv Levy, Marty Schottenheimer, Dick Vermeil, Buddy Ryan, Mike Ditka and Jimmy Johnson for this very lucrative position. I will also be offering non-trade contracts to Marcus Allen and Joe Montana to see if they'll help me bring some credibility to this Cuban Backwater Swamp Hell. I plan to live in Boca, and only touch down in the stadium parking lot via helicopter. In the meantime, see you in the draft room, boobs. BTW: I left KC with a wheelbarrow full of money. Literally. Tell Junior Hunt he can sniff my lemony fresh ass. I'm a headliner again baby! Sincerely, Carl "Delano" Peterson The Big Black Leather Fish of South Florida |
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Was waiting for that. LMAO
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