****Official Apology Thread*****
 

It's time for everyone to own up.

Did you give Whitlock shit for making up the Egoli stuff? It's mea culpa time.

Did you defend the Cassel trade and contract? Own up.

Did you excuse the Tyson Jackson pick? It's time to pay the piper.

Did you claim McCluster was Wes Welker/Devin Hester? Accept your lashings.

Did you excuse 2009 as an evaluation year? Confess your sins

Did you absolve Pioli of his coaching hires? Prostrate yourself.

Did you make the argument that Pioli was beyond reproach because he's the GM, former executive of the decade? It's time to eat shit.

Let he who is without sin throweth the first rock. And I shalt smoketh it.

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This space is reserved for my apology in thinking Vernon Gholston was an elite NFL pass rusher and Jimmy Clausen could be a franchise QB. Near Pioli levels of fail.

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:facepalm:

I'm sorry they added those ugly blue M&Ms. Seriously, those things look like cancer pellets. I don't eat them.

In on the Tyson Jackson. Although he's playing better than I ever thought he would, I'm still in on the lashings.




If Pioli would draft a qb early I'd absolve some of this. If not, he is most def. Carl 2.0.

I had a ham sandwich for lunch

I thought Jimmy Clausen and Brady Quinn were going to be Franchise QBs. I apologize...

IF you actively openly argued that Vernon Gholston should be drafted... Confess your sins...

LMAO

He already did.....dipshit.

tomorrow is taco tuesday

I thought that Crystal Pepsi was going to take over the world.

And I wanted to craft Wendell Bryant instead of Ryan Sims.

No, I didn't.

But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I'm sorry I watched any Chiefs football this year.

I thought Dwayne Jarrett was going to be the man.

I apologize for that.

Then again there's still time. :p

Poop

Oh noes....

When is Mecca gonna admit he was wrong about Hali?

I liked drafting McCluster. Then he ran that punt back on MNF and I was proud.

I apologize.

I am sorry I gave Failoili a chance...

The trade for Cassel, Jackson Pick and not adding any depth to this team really took a toll on my fandom.

I gave Cassel a free pass until the last few games last year. I sincerely apologize.

Did you worship at the alter of Vernon Gholston? Own up

I'm sorry I have opinions and express them on a football message board... please forgive me! :deevee:

All the stupid Patriot trolls that came to this place should have their balls placed in a vice grip.

pawnsmoker, reerun, that really dumb Pats fan who never shows up any more....

Pioli lovers in extremis


it's hilarious how the one really dumb pat's fan is too embarrassed to even show his face now...

WTF?

Do you even read anything or just feel the need to compare your posts to KCChiefsfan88 and blindly post random shit?

Yes..it is..and I'm so EXCITED!!!!

.50 tacos...best day of the week here in Bend :)

I thought Crystal Pepsi was a stripper in Warrensburg

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Whitlock is still a ****ing racist reerun. I won't apologize for ripping on him. Ever.

Did you give Whitlock shit for making up the Egoli stuff? It's mea culpa time. No but I did ask him to corroborate his story and he never did.

Did you defend the Cassel trade and contract? Own up. Nope

Did you excuse the Tyson Jackson pick? It's time to pay the piper. Yes

Did you claim McCluster was Wes Welker/Devin Hester? Accept your lashings. I didn't even know who he was but I admit when I saw his highlights from college I was a little excited. Now not so much

Did you excuse 2009 as an evaluation year? Confess your sins Yes

Did you absolve Pioli of his coaching hires? Prostrate yourself. No

Did you make the argument that Pioli was beyond reproach because he's the GM, former executive of the decade? It's time to eat shit. No but I thought he deserved more than 1 year to bash him

Let he who is without sin throweth the first rock. And I shalt smoketh it.

I apologize

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QFT

Clausen at 5. You got me. I'm so very sorry. Desperation is rarely the answer.

I owe a sincere apologize to Marty, Gun, and Vermeil plus A half hearted one to Herm.

Same here.

I defer to football professionals and don't take even the most knowledgeable fan's opinions seriously. Certainly not my own. None of us have the benefit of a professional staff and mountains of professional analysis that even the worst GM's have.

It's a comically absurd if you take your football opinion seriously when compared to a professional NFL front office. If you have ever taken your football opinion seriously or expect that others need to, then you owe us all an apology.

Oh, and this message board and KC's media are far better now that Whitlock's professional trolling is gone.

Another winner in the CP reading comprehension sweepstakes.

no one cares

I just took a HUGE shit. Where should I mail my apology to?

See above.

Pretty much all this.

I backed DMC until game 1 this year, what a turd.

I still think Whitlock is reerun, even a blind squirrel finds a nit every now and then.

I liked McCluster pick. It's pretty clear this year that I was wrong. He's good at spinning, but I don't think that's worth a 2nd round pick. :)

Can this extend to baseball? There's a certain Bautista doubting thread that Hamas still hasn't apologized for. :)


Did you give Whitlock shit for making up the Egoli stuff? No, not at all.

Did you defend the Cassel trade and contract? I wanted to believe that Cassel was good. Really. Not sure I ever fully did, though.

Did you excuse the Tyson Jackson pick? Yes, regrettably.

Did you claim McCluster was Wes Welker/Devin Hester? No, haha. Not even close...hated that pick.

Did you excuse 2009 as an evaluation year? Yes. What a waste.

Did you absolve Pioli of his coaching hires? No, didn't like them from the beginning.

Did you make the argument that Pioli was beyond reproach because he's the GM, former executive of the decade? No, but like any GM he deserved some time to show what he could do. Hasn't been much.

That's because I still think Bautista is dirty.

So are all you guys going to apologize if they draft a QB in the first this year?


No way they draft a safety top 5...

"You know how I feel about taking a safety that high."

Yes, if they do draft a qb I will gladly apologize. Over and over.

I thought Ken Dorsey could be a productive NFL QB. Sorry.

Did you give Whitlock shit for making up the Egoli stuff? It's mea culpa time.
He is a racist piece of shit. Adds very little value in anything related to sports or the Chiefs.. When qouted as gospel, credibility takes a hit.
Did you defend the Cassel trade and contract? Own up. Threw a huge freaking fit, wanted Sanchez.
Did you excuse the Tyson Jackson pick? It's time to pay the piper.
Didnt know what to think, wanted BPA or impact player.
Did you claim McCluster was Wes Welker/Devin Hester? Accept your lashings. Stoked about Dexter, loved the pick. Now must face the music.
Did you excuse 2009 as an evaluation year? Confess your sins Anytime you take over for Herm you get a free pass for one year.
Did you absolve Pioli of his coaching hires? Prostrate yourself. Sick of this coaching staff.. And if I remember correctly it was a decent hire at first.
Did you make the argument that Pioli was beyond reproach because he's the GM, former executive of the decade? It's time to eat shit. I dont think this highly of my opinion on a message board to be this big of a prick.

I would bet real high they won't be drafting a QB first round this year, real high.
I would be pleasantly surprised if they do though, but I would also be pleasantly surprised if I win the lottery, and I don't buy tickets.

You Thought Vernen Golsten was going to be good.

i totally owe fatlock an apology

everything i've heard on the radio today is that Pioli has been undermining Haley in the press for two years and wanted to fire him last year

Why would anyone apologize to Whitlock? He's a butt-hurt dumbass

I really thought Eric Berry was going be the man.

So do I, but that doesn't change the fact that you were wrong about him.

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I don't ever remember denying that Pioli exercised a super-sized ego.

I don't view that as THE REASON the Haley hire was poor. Nor do I view it as a necessarily bad trait.

I did not.

Yes I did. I actually defended the 2009 draft for the most part.

Tyson Jackson has been a pretty good LDE for us, but he will never justify the #3 pick. I don't think I believed it at the time, either, but my hope in Pioli was a lot larger than it is now.

For the record, and I hope OTW and others can remember, BJ Raji was the pick I wanted there.

I expected more Sproles than anybody else. I didn't like the pick, period.

I will say, however, that I overestimated his speed from the time I saw him at Ole Miss was his speed. He's clearly very quick, but he lacks speed. And he is only effective when the rest of the offense is clicking.

I did, but because of the circumstances. 2009 was clearly a tutorial on how not to transition a franchise.

His coaching hires haven't been that bad. Weis and Crennel worked out, it's not necessarily Pioli's fault Haley drove Weis off.

The Haley hire was clearly the questionable one of the bunch. I throw that in with Pioli's utter lack of preparation during that 2009 offseason.

I believe no one is beyond reproach.

But Pioli's job has been to assemble talent for this team, including coaching, and maximize the talent once we've acquired it.

Our QB position is still a mess.
Our RB position has improved since he's been here, but not thanks to him.
Our WR corps has definitely improved.
Our OL corps has definitely improved, though it's still a weakness.
Our DL corps has definitely improved, though it's still a weakness.
Our LB corps has definitely improved.
Our secondary has definitely improved.

His last two drafts have been very strong. And his free angencies have been very underwhelming, but have followed his philosophy, which at this point dictates that be the case. He's landed us some contributors through free agency anyway, just no game-changers. Again, that's a philosophical disagreement more than it is a criticism of execution.

**** Whitlock. He can die in an aids fire.

Only thing i ever said was that they were going to use McCluster in a Wes Welker type role. T hey did try, and it didnt work.

The only thing i despise them for is qb Matt Cassel. The rest wouldnt look to bad if we had a qb worth a ****.

he felt good about it, obviously...

he did it and had actually been part of an organization that had done it before

His spin move is very ineffective actually. He just spins to the ground mostly.

I am not apologizing for sh*t. Since I have no authority in how the Chiefs' success is determined, I don't believed I need to be sorry for anything I predict in how well the Chiefs will do season by season. Blow it out your ass if you think I owe anyone an apology.

TO BEAT THE MAN YOU GOTTA BE THE MAN WOOOOOOOOOO.

I'll be happy to blow it out of my ass noob, but you'll be catching it with your mowwwf!

It's therapy you stupid mother ****er.

I'm sorry your team ****ing sucks.

You luck guy you, your coach is on solid footing.

Sorry Pioli has modeled this team after your life.

no one cares what you think

I'm sorry for you

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Not sorry for me

Whitlock is the loudest one in the room
probably the Zarda baked beans

Chunk love Sloth!

I'm sorry that 41 years ago when I was a stupid little boy who just started to watch sports for the first time that I picked the Chiefs as my favorite team

I understand the fault in standing behind most of these draft/personnel decisions.

But...

I still don't see why McCluster is considered a bust, when his second year isn't even over.

Absolutely, I did. I don't blame Pioli one bit for the impression he gave Whitlock. He was educated on JWhit's stance in advance and didn't give him the time of day. Who cares what Whitlock thinks?

Absolutely not. I was happy they didn't spend another 1st round pick on him but I thought this was mostly how it would turn out. I just didn't think he would be quite this bad.
No. I couldn't understand why we took him there anyway. I didn't want him even if we gave a 2nd rounder for him.

Nope. Couldn't understand the pick, still don't. Was hoping for the best. Would be okay with it if he were a 4th round selection or later.

Sure. Why not?

Why not? His hires have made sense each time. They just didn't work out for various reasons. Sometimes you're going to have personality issues. Sometimes a coach peaks at the coordinator spot. Not every hire is going to be Bill Parcells. Even Bill Parcells wasn't a good hire at some of his stops.

The fat lady still hasn't sung on Pioli. Even if he hires McDaniels (which I do not advocate) and we go 1-15 in year one, the team may become competitive in following years. The NFL is a fickle business. NFL "experts" look foolish all the time. Elvis Grbac was within a stone's throw of taking the Chiefs deep into the playoffs. There are no absolutes or guarantees in the NFL. That's why it is the best sport by a wide margin.

Did anyone really seriously defend the contract? I know I wasn't in love with the trade but thought it was defensible prior to the contract. I'm still not sure how the contract hasn't sunk Pioli.

I liked McCluster, and I wanted to draft Clausen or Sanchez.


Other than that, I am in the clear.

Hamas happens to be right because he happens to despise everything about the Patriots and the Patriots' way. **** him.

The Patriots Way is Tom Brady. Everything else associated with the concept is hubris.