Nominations for the 2011 King of the N00bs are open
 

It's that time of the year. The Academy is proud to sponser this years edition of the crowning of the 2011 King of the Noobs!

Qualification criteria is anyone who joined after January 1st 2011 to present day.

Dupes are not elgible. As always, the academy relies on the mods decisions on mults, dupes and reincarnations and their decision is the final decision.

You can campaign, bribe, resign your commission, threaten the Academy voters etc.....Just don't forget to vote. Whether you choose to publically declare your candidacy or not is up to you. Although it is highly recommended to not nominate yourself. If nominated, you must run. No exceptions.

I will make a list in this orginal post of the most popular N00bs mentioned in this thread.

When the nominations are closed I'll post a public poll. The candidate with the most votes will be crowned the 2011 King of the Noobs!

Daface's 2011 "Hey, this n00b doesn't suck" thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...g+of+the+noobs

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...the+n00bs+2010

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...the+n00bs+2010

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax


Confirmed nominated N00bs:

BoneKrusher
Setsuna
dirtyrute
rocknrolla
njchiefsfan
chiefsfootballfan
Caseyguyrr
WhiteWhale
lewdog
SuperChief
ThatGuy
Trevortrevo_410

There are two candidates that can't be confirmed by the the mods as 100% n00b. They will be placed in the poll but if crowned King of the N00bs, and its later discovered that they were a mult the title will go to the 2nd place finisher and will be banned. So, this is your last chance to come clean.

I will not out the posters. The mods/admins of the site know the names. I dont see a need to name names without clear evidence.

Oh and Mr. Plow

**** no.

dirtyrute is a n00b this year, right? I nominate him as he is the only one that I can think off the top of my head.

NJChiefsFan

P.S. the extent of my knowledge of most n00bs is about those that post in the Media Center.

I don't really know any of these guys' takes on sports

Except for ChiefsandO'sfan

I don't agree with a lot of what he says, but he sure is on top of breaking news.

takes on sports is not a criteria. If you want to use that criteria, fine and dandy. But, you just have to had showed up here after Jan. 1st. Wjatever criteria you personally measure to deem some poster worthy of King of the n00bs is correct.

Those are the only 3 n00bs that I know or have interacted with.

Seems like the last couple years have been down years for n00bs.

noonan

Hell no! That guy sucked big time...glad he hasn't posted in a long time.

Oh wait, rocknrolla

She's a pretty good n00b.

This is who I would nominate.

I say it every year. But I still think I got robbed in 2005

No offense Mr. Fax

Pussy probably got butthurt about something and left.

Oh, and ChiefsandO'sfan should win this easily.

And if anyone nominates THATGUY, I'll personnaly shoot you.

Thatguy

And thenewserver still got jobbed.

Thatguy

links no trebajos

Yay, another popularity contest.

Don't be that guy.

not posting can = good n00b, no?

You're just mad because you can't win one.


:)

I dunno. You won when you were trying to average 100 ppd.

Why was I thinking he was an old poster reincarnated?

ROFL

n00bs suck these days.

It's a hunch of mine that he's the other Oriole fan who just opened up a new account.

I don't know what you're talking about....

Hell, I don't recall who the other n00bs were, that year.
Wait, do I even know you?

Didn't the Governing board of the Academy issue a ruling that your claims were groundless and you are not worthy to even hold Fax's jockstrap little own his crown. :hmmm:

Is there any way to sort the members list by join date?

He is. He was Hayden2008 or something like that.
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You know me so well....

I'm pretty sure a vote was held that we tied. But the archives don't show it.

WOOHOO! Roofies worked.

INSTA-DQ!!!!

Then he shouldn't qualify. Of course, I'm not sure I'm a member of the Academy anymore, and I'm pretty sure there are no rules. :)

Well fwiw I like the crotchety old bastard you are. No homo.

You added noonan? That's beer me.

Who's the in parrot

Only members of the Academy know who's in it. And only those members of the Academy know the rules.

Noonan is disqaulified because his post count has been merged with Beer Me's

LMAO

NO IT WASN'T! LET ME.... I MEAN noonan BE NOMINATED! I...... umm I MEAN noonan NEVER WINS ANYTHING!

WHY DO YOU HATE ME!!!??? I MEAN noonan... dammit...

First rule of the Academy......Don't talk about the Academy.:fear:

Just another case of the man holding us down....

he is. I still think he's Marty Shook.

"offically" disqualified.

I meant that to be posted in the Academy's forum.

Now that Ofan is eliminated, I nominate Literature. Not positive I will vote for him, but nevertheless I nominate him.

We need DaFace to sort out the madness and tell us who qualifies.

Marty ****ing Shook.

Someone needs to end that ****er's life.

nope. That's Jenson.

Awesome. Do we have any actuall n00bs that qualify as worthy?

For Luv and everyone else

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/membe...joindate&pp=30

Click that, it is listed in order of join date, with the most recent first.

I nominate No n00bs worthy 2011.

Old poster reincarnated.

bobbie. Zionists!

I was just trying to see if SPchief would really shoot me.

P.S. page 32, Pulverizer is the very last person that qualifies.

So scour pages 1-32 for your nominations.

Okay, Jenson is like a nephew to me. No wonder I thought Literature was worth a nomination.

two things from memory lane, then I'll concentrate on the matter at hand...
 

I miss simplex....
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...9&postcount=32


No wonder many of you hate me, over 10k in one year... :facepalm:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...6&postcount=45

good guy. Just not new.

Perusing the rep levels of the n00bs reveals that we are a very open and welcoming community.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/membe...rt=posts&pp=30

same list, ordered by most posts, first page shows all from this year with over 500 posts

We should have an all-decade team... anyone who joined IN the 2000 is allowed in the poll as the poster of the 00's decade.

Not worthless. May be worth considering.

Ban them all & see who we miss

excellent choice. I 2nd it.

Just wondering, but is Okie_Apparition a dupe?

As a matter of face I'll post everyone who has a decent amount of posts and then you can nominate as you see worthy.

ricoswaff
lewdog_5
BmoreBills (made the fat chick thread)
BoneKrusher
tecumseh
Nucky
evenfall (I think he quit CP forever last week)
hometeam
Exoter175
Thatguy
Buckweath
syyrupp-mannn
Backwards Masking
tredadda
WhiteWhale
Dr. Gigglepants
Nickel D
SuperChief
chopper
Jaric
Urc Burry
Trevo_410
The Iron Chief
shadowcat
Caseyguyrr

Jaric, SuperChief.

Old poster reincarnated.

What Academy forum?
http://happyhourmom.com/wp-content/g...top-secret.jpg

blueballs I think

And since Bone Krusher got nominated, I'll nominate Backwards Masking.