Time to crown the 2011 King of the N00bs!
 

EDIT: POLL ENDS AT MIDNIGHT 12:01 am on CHRISTMAS EVE

The Academy is proud to sponser this years edition of the crowning of the 2011 King of the Noobs!

You can campaign, bribe, threaten the Academy voters etc.....Just don't forget to vote. Any attempt to create n00b accounts to rig the vote will result in disqualification for the candidate.

The candidate who recieves the most votes in the public poll is crowned the
King of the N00bs!

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

Daface's 2011 "Hey, this n00b doesn't suck" thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=249663&highlight=2011+king+of+the+noobs

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639&highlight=king+of+the+n00bs+2010

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222&highlight=king+of+the+n00bs+2010

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Write-in votes:
Backward Masking:

Known Bribes:
BRC: Positive rep for all votes for Bonekrusher

SPChief: Any vote for Setsuna and ThatGuy gets a neg rep from me.

KurtCobain: anyone who votes superchief or rocknrolla contact me and ill text you female nudes.

in b4 pole

Let the douchebaggery begin!

anyone who votes superchief or rocknrolla contact me and ill text you female nudes.
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Vote is not valid if this isn't the winner by default.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...15&postcount=6

What happened to Frankie's Mom?!?

I thought ThatGuy was Dottefan.

this list was vetted by the mods.

Add " the new server " and im in

... leaning heavily toward the "no N00b (sp?) is worthy" option this year.

FAX

Any vote for Setsuna and ThatGuy gets a neg rep from me.

why aren't i on there

what the hell?

I think there are 2 maybe 3 viable canidates worthy. Not so much for their comedic value, but more for their actual insights on sports.

Yeah ... I was wondering that myself.

Are you a mult, Mr. Backwards Masking?

FAX

I'm pretty sure I nominated you. Unless the mods deemed you a mult.

no i have been vigorously investigated by the mods by request on numerous occasions and have come up clean every time.

BoneKrusher is a worthy King. He helps people on the board. A passionate fan and has some football knowledge.

Huh. You probably failed the drug screen.

i would think that test would have disqualified several past winners

I left you off by mistake. But your claims of coming up clean every time is not an accuarte potrayal of your potential innonence.

I will keep track of any votes for you in the opening post.

I could have sworn I was on the list the other day.

That's true, I could be a badass mastermind hacker. or just a hack, heh.

so who are the n00bs worth voting for, really?

I'm solidy on the BoneKrusher bandwagon. No bribes needed.

I qualify too. Not a mult but I was reincarnated.

you aren't the ballot either?

what the hell?

haters gon hate. LEON CANT DO EVERYTHING

I vote nobody, because i cant remember anything any of them has said. Don't want to waste my vote on something I cant remember, or something.

That's when you don't vote and wait for the major bribes to roll in.

****ing n00b's! :facepalm:

I have a girlfriend and she has boobs!

I added backwards masking, whatever that means, to the poll.

Lewdog should win it. But I would like to take 2nd place please. Make it happen!

Dude, I'm sorry I nailed your wife/gf/sister/mom. They enjoyed it. Get over it.

He hates us because of our awesomeness

Where is ChiefsandOsfan? Isn't he a n00b?
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Coming from you, that really stings.

So how many bribes do I accept before I win?

EDIT: I guess I got it all wrong. How many bribes do I turn down before I win?

In talks with these gents for advertising/commercial representation. Campaign underway, etc.

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if i win i promise to make Mark Castle sigs for everyone.

yep.

I waiting to vote till the bribes get good.

i take it you don't want a Mark Castle sig then?

you two remind me of the two dudes from Sex Drive.

What female? random pics from topless honeys dot com I can find on my own.


Hmm, I was going to ask why, then I read a few of their posts....

Bonekrusher and NJ are both worthy IMO, NJ has been a good poster and has brought some intelligent discussion.

No clue who the **** any of these people are...

i usually don't agree w/you, but...;)
sec

could i bribe any of you voters with a Todd Pioli avatar?

vote for me and you'll really piss the milkman off. we all like to do that.

Which one is a KU fan?

Rep for SUPERCHIEF VOTES. Also casino cash.

I'll take the rep, but no need for CC. :)

i voted fo rocknrolla .. just because i liked the name ......

Anyone want to buy my vote?

I'm now open to bribery. You want me on your team.

****ing N00bs!

Dear n00bs,

You want Pestilence on your team. It seems his candidate always ends up in the top 2.

I seems I am out of it. BoneKrusher is the clear favorite and some guy named "No N00b is worthy this year" is in 2nd.

I have only heard of 3 of these noobs.

Psh.. please.

NJChiefsfan is a damned good poster. He offered up a lot of quality posts during the playoffs in the Cardinals thread.

I will say that you partially redeemed yourself with this post.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=309

:thumb:

Why is this guy not here?

ChiefsandO'sfan

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=17481

Reincarnation. Not a n00b.

Where's the "No Bribe Is Worthy This Year" choice? I knew I'd lose last year when the pole was set, I knew I'd lose bad when Shogun votes resulted in his Ex-GF's nudes.. Reading back, Bosschief was getting folks drunk on his tab...

2009: Booze
2010: Boobs
2011: BRC Rep

These bribes have lost their burst...

here's you guys a hottie:
http://i42.tinypic.com/vcz7gp.jpg

vote for SUPERCHIEF !!!!!
Here's my official bribe :

nude pics of i girl i know, some veeeeery explicit


a bunch of reps all through january and febuary



100k casino cash
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Damn. Saw this just after I voted. And I bet they were Lumpy pics......:facepalm:

I'd vote for him...

Stupid nOObs. Where's Skip Towne when you need him?

And if I am forgiven, just pm these!

thanks. LMAO
that pic was taken on a bad day. ;)

I'll need to see the pics first.

FYP

The Delivery of said bribes are not the issue... The issue is that (and maybe I just missed it) is that there isn't 1 n00b offering anything themselves...

I am totally in for this and will give him my vote if provided the above.

BoneKrusher gets my vote. The DT sig sealed the deal. Very nice.

Hello
i offered to make anyone that voted for me a Mark Castle or Todd Pioli sig.

Thanks + Rep.

You do look good in green.

To answer Pms....

It's not a girl I've showed anyone before.