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Direckshun 12-28-2011 11:03 PM

Shaq's shitty career post-Lakers continues.
 
Now he's stinking up the best show on TV for the next five months, TNT's Inside the NBA with Ernie, Kenny, and Charles Barkley.

How many desperate franchises IN A ROW thought that their dwindling title hopes could be resurrected by bringing in a fat 330 pounder who doesn't practice hard, doesn't invest his attention, has no athleticism and is just a distraction more than anything....

It's one thing when you're ****ing things up for the Suns and the Cavs.

But when you suck up a season for my beloved Celtics, you're on my shit list.

And NOW? Maybe the worst offense of all.

"Inside The NBA" is the best sports show on television. Charles Barkley (Sir Cumference) is the funniest asshole on TV, so brutally honest about life in the locker room, on the court, and his own personal life that I actually DVR this show. Add in Kenny's A Grade analysis of the NBA and Ernie just being your average nerd ragging on Charles...

For years, they did this the right way. They rotated in Magic, Reggie Miller, Chris Webber, and a couple other players. But those guys were my favorite. They are passionate, funny, and they pour effort into their time on the show.

Shaq is just going to be a disaster. You can't HEAR him anyway, his voice only shows up on subwoofers. And he makes Todd Haley seem candid; he just equivocates and shits out platitudes that mean nothing while Charles and Kenny do all the heavy lifting.

**** me, TNT is trying my patience this season.

Thig Lyfe 12-28-2011 11:05 PM

Shaq went to the Syracuse school of broadcasting.

blaise 12-28-2011 11:08 PM

It was totally predictable. Every interview he ever did was, "Mumble, mumble, mumble, Big Diesel, mumble mumble, Kobe, mumble, Phil, mumble." I have no idea why I would want to hear him talk, ever.

aturnis 12-28-2011 11:11 PM

Best show on TV huh? Maybe not. Nobody cares about the NBA.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 12-28-2011 11:15 PM

Awesome Heat fan will not be pleased with the thread title. If he hasn't already told you a thousand times, he was a fan back then too!

Simply Red 12-28-2011 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8242807)
Now he's stinking up the best show on TV for the next five months, TNT's Inside the NBA with Ernie, Kenny, and Charles Barkley.

How many desperate franchises IN A ROW thought that their dwindling title hopes could be resurrected by bringing in a fat 330 pounder who doesn't practice hard, doesn't invest his attention, has no athleticism and is just a distraction more than anything....

It's one thing when you're ****ing things up for the Suns and the Cavs.

But when you suck up a season for my beloved Celtics, you're on my shit list.

And NOW? Maybe the worst offense of all.

"Inside The NBA" is the best sports show on television. Charles Barkley (Sir Cumference) is the funniest asshole on TV, so brutally honest about life in the locker room, on the court, and his own personal life that I actually DVR this show. Add in Kenny's A Grade analysis of the NBA and Ernie just being your average nerd ragging on Charles...

For years, they did this the right way. They rotated in Magic, Reggie Miller, Chris Webber, and a couple other players. But those guys were my favorite. They are passionate, funny, and they pour effort into their time on the show.

Shaq is just going to be a disaster. You can't HEAR him anyway, his voice only shows up on subwoofers. And he makes Todd Haley seem candid; he just equivocates and shits out platitudes that mean nothing while Charles and Kenny do all the heavy lifting.

**** me, TNT is trying my patience this season.


I like this Rose kid, he's way exciting to watch. I tune in when I see the Bulls just to watch him illustrate 'dem skillzz

-King- 12-28-2011 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 8242819)
Best show on TV huh? Maybe not. Nobody cares about the NBA.

You must care because it seems that you are in every NBA thread saying this shit ROFL

I bet you go into gay bars just to say that you don't like whats going on in there.

teedubya 12-28-2011 11:21 PM

Direckshun... tell me how my ass taste. ♪♫

ThaVirus 12-28-2011 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 8242833)
You must care because it seems that you are in every NBA thread saying this shit ROFL

I bet you go into gay bars just to say that you don't like whats going on in there.

For the record, that would be pretty hilarious.

kcxiv 12-28-2011 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 8242819)
Best show on TV huh? Maybe not. Nobody cares about the NBA.

he's just mad because right now its one of the most exciting sports. As much as i love football, Godell is taking alot of the fan fun out of that shit.

Chief_in_Commander 12-29-2011 02:30 AM

best show on TV? Just a little strectch but I agree that the show was entertaining....CAN... YOU... DIG IT??

Fritz88 12-29-2011 03:04 AM

Shaq can be funny.
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Pushead2 12-29-2011 05:08 AM

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Baby Lee 12-29-2011 05:32 AM

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BoneKrusher 12-29-2011 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 8242960)
Shaq can be funny.
Posted via Mobile Device

Yeah.
plus you can understand what he says.

Shannon Sharpe is hopeless on CBS, Buckwheat would be an improvement.

durtyrute 12-29-2011 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8243009)
Yeah.
plus you can understand what he says.

Shannon Sharpe is hopeless on CBS, Buckwheat would be an improvement.

I hate that S.O.B

BoneKrusher 12-29-2011 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by durtyrute (Post 8243017)
I hate that S.O.B

you're not alone man. :thumb:

Pasta Little Brioni 12-29-2011 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 8242960)
Shaq can be funny.
Posted via Mobile Device

Yeah, it's hilarious to guess what shaped turd he has in his mouth when he speaks.

Red Beans 12-29-2011 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by durtyrute (Post 8243017)
I hate that S.O.B

Aids

Fire

Tree

Antifreeze

**** Shannon Sharpe...

RealSNR 12-29-2011 10:22 AM

Remember that time Shaq won another NBA championship post-Lakers?

RealSNR 12-29-2011 10:23 AM

Basically, Direckshun, you're saying that you want Shaq to be GONE FISHIN' amirite?

RealSNR 12-29-2011 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 8242819)
Best show on TV huh? Maybe not. Nobody cares about the NBA.

Nobody cares about your mother's face.

Boom. Raped.

Reaper16 12-29-2011 11:28 AM

I'm willing to let Shaq have some adjustment time before I boldly declare that Inside the NBA is worse for having him.

If anyone in this thread doesn't regularly watch Inside the NBA and/or NBA on TNT then they are really missing out on one of the best shows on TV. I would watch that panel talk about anything. Not having that show on for weeks and weeks was the single worst part of the NBA lockout.

lcarus 12-29-2011 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 8242819)
Best show on TV huh? Maybe not. Nobody cares about the NBA.

A lot of people from Iowa and KC don't, that's for sure.

RealSNR 12-29-2011 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 8243281)
I'm willing to let Shaq have some adjustment time before I boldly declare that Inside the NBA is worse for having him.

If anyone in this thread doesn't regularly watch Inside the NBA and/or NBA on TNT then they are really missing out on one of the best shows on TV. I would watch that panel talk about anything. Not having that show on for weeks and weeks was the single worst part of the NBA lockout.

I really get into the NBA around the playoffs, and whenever TNT has a game on that night I will stay up as late as it takes to watch Inside the NBA. Even if I have work in the morning and it's one of those west coast games that don't get done until 12:30 or even 1 in the morning.

Reaper16 12-30-2011 11:55 AM

This is a show that everyone should watch. They had a guy in a Chris Bosh mask crush Shaq underneath a Christmas tree... as the last shot of 2011.

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lcarus 12-30-2011 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 8243473)
I really get into the NBA around the playoffs, and whenever TNT has a game on that night I will stay up as late as it takes to watch Inside the NBA. Even if I have work in the morning and it's one of those west coast games that don't get done until 12:30 or even 1 in the morning.

I get that the regular season is boring to a lot of people (and even the playoffs to some) but I think the quality of regular season games has gone up in a lot of cases. The Christmas Day games got high ratings and were overall pretty entertaining. The big knock I've heard about the NBA my whole life is "they don't play defense in the NBA". Well now days, that just isn't true for a lot of teams. The good teams DO play defense, or at least give it a hell of an effort. The reason it doesn't always seem that way, is because these are the best ball players on the planet, and they know how to put the ball in the basket. Hard to defend a lot of good players these days without getting a foul called.

I think the main problem with the league is the ticky tack foul calls, particularly on superstar players. Nobody wants to see 80 free throws in a game, when probably half of them weren't really fouls.


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