ChiefsPlanet Douche of the Year Poll - Round Two - The Skip Towne Region
 

Okay, beer me, here's your poll. You can stop whining now.

Welcome to the final poll of Round 2!

The field has narrowed, but the douchiness has increased. I can almost smell the vinegar.

Top four advance. Vote for as many or as few as you like. Votes remain public. After this round there will be no more multiple votes.

Let's get it on!

In for beer me. Pay me. :D

Beer me is a mother****er

He stole my beer, tried to touch my wife's nipples

smoked all my weed or stole it and gave it away

drank my last beer

left a floater

DOUCHE BAG!!!!

He is in it to win it!

got my vote.

Beer me you got my vote bud

In for beer me.

Yea...**** beer me!

Suck it ladies!

Generic beer me comment.

Thanks frazod. I'll hand out casino cash once the list is complete.

500K for the first 40 votes... the remainder for #41... rep or sexual favors for all after, your choice.

Lets win this ****ers.

I am going to spend my casino cash on hookers, booze and blow for everyone...

I must've missed something. Why's beer me trying to win? Boredom?

Your welcome Zima me :D

Pretty much. Plus I can't win anything good.

In for the win.

I was looking forward to banning the King of the Douches, and this kind of ruins it.

So, I guess if nothing else, I'll enjoy banning the person who ruined it.

Contest ruiner.

I must've missed something. Why isn't your name red?

Allright buddy, I voted for you just because you asked me too. (Oh, and the c-cash for I am a greedy mother****er).
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He'll be out of casino cash before the final round.

It's only a contest to the final 16. I need Phobia or you to grace me with more casino cash to make it farther again probably. You can still do your dirty deeds.

Because I'm trying to win this away from all the people who take such pride in their dounchebaggery.

Yes I will... But Phobia graced me before.... if he loves me he may do it again...

I voted for ya , Hope that's what you want.

Thank you old friend.

I'll start paying people to not vote for you...... :)

No, I wasn't talking to you. That's why I quoted DaFace. I am asking why his name, as a MOD, isn't red.

Alright Beer Me. I'm 17. Pay a brutha.

Well, if I had to guess, I'd say it's because he's not a mod anymore.

Dude, you can give yourself casino cash.

so? I want yours. ALL OF IT!

Your donation is on the way.

Kind of. I'm taking a bit of a break, though I still have admin powers to fix stuff. Not a big deal.

Whoops, I accidentally sent it to Mrs Flopnuts. Sorry bro.

I'll pay everyone who votes for me once its all over... don't worry, win or lose you'll get your casino cash.

LMAO I'm just kidding. Of course, I can always help fund this badboy. :evil:

ROFL

There you go beer me.

He stopped wearing his special glasses and accidentally pointed the flashy thingy the wrong way. :(

I need more votes, this thing is not locked up!

Voted for beer me as well.

There is some doucheness in this.

Thank you. I'm only half way through my casino cash. ****ing slackers.

BTW, I'm still not sure how I'm going to rule on this yet.

This is basically the douchy equivalent of spraying down your uniform with cooking spray.

I just want to do it all at once rather than get confused in various segments. Don't worry KCtatto you'll get you money.

But doesn't that make him...

douchey?

http://planet-quacksilver-forums.104...eeves-whoa.jpg

I dont understand a word you just said.

Yes. But he's also actively cheating!

And in the process, unfairly denying a worthy douche of advancement.

In for Beer Me!

Better?

:evil:

I'm cheating? show me the rules then please.... right here....

Dude, you're worrying about this too much. Besides, you've only got two votes. :)

Where's my cash at?

Yeah the fix rocks

I don't know what you're talking about.

read back a page or two asswad.... you'll get it

:LOL:



Now that is a douche move




funny.

right.

I'll still pay everyone who voted for me. I have a list.

BTW, it should be noted that your humble Douche Master does not have the power to alter the Douchy Poll Results.

It's always awesome when mods have nothing better to do that **** with poll results.

I don't know what you're talking about.

This is true. I believe only Bob Dole has access to modify poll results, so any complaints of tampering should be sent to him.

I believe he has a poll complaint hotline. 1-800-****YOU.

Awww, the douche who ruined the douche contest got out-douched. How douchey. :(


Seriously though, the votes are still there... just click on the number.

Beer Me is the only douche worthy of votes this round.

Dane and Mecca are gone.

GoChiefs and Hootie are not a douches, just immature annoying pricks

And eric007 is a dumb ****

Saul Good is probably worthy of a vote, but I spared him since he is a MUron.

How did I ruin it exactly? We're there rules posted somewhere before? Is a person not allowed to work for votes? Because if thats the case maybe you mods should make that clear prior to a vote. I know it's a simple concept but I would expect it to go over your heads while doing a job for free. You get what you pay for.

Very douchy post.

:thumb:

It's all in good fun, man.

So did Frazod get mad at the results and cry to the mods to change them? :)

Uh, modifying poll results in a public poll doesn't really work.

Yep. It's all my fault.

It's okay. LMAO

Hell, I'd think saying "I was kind of looking forward to banning someone who deserves it, but now I might have to ban beer me" would be a compliment.

frazod just does it for fun... the banning thing didn't even come up until this past week. No one cares who wins or if people actually try to win.

Good luck?

It does if I only look at the numbers..... :fire:

Thanks?

At least if Dane comes in 5th, beer me advancing eliminates someone who isn't even here.

I'll definitely take these shenanigans into account if he ends up bumping someone truly worthy.

Number 26 for beer me

Sorry I didn't see this. I would have voted for you if I know you were going for this epic title. I appreciate your love of baseball.

I know... but I pulled out a pretty good douche post there right?