Ive got $500 riding on The Broncos winning this weekend
 

and the Texans winning. Well actually I only $20 riding, but I could win $500:thumb:

GO BRONCOS AND GO TEXANS!!!! OMFG I cant believe I just said that....:evil:

I think the donkos will win too.

This makes Durty sad

Wow you are brave. But for $20, not a bad bet IMO

i agree.

Its a Long-mother****ing-shot, but boy if they did, my parlay has serious legs becasue I think the Texans can beat BAL.

Some dude at work said "this chick is betting with her ovaries". I disagree. If I laid a hundy down, then Id agree.:thumb:

me too

You might as well took Twenty out of your pocket and tossed it on the ground.

Broncs are gonna lose

there is something special about that Tebow kid, he's a champion. I fear for our future.

Shit, I could of gone to a bar and blown that on a beer and a shot of tequila. Big Whoop. This bet is F.U.N.

Does $20 sound like a serious bet to you, or someone just having some fun??? the latter my friend--the latter...

Ever since he was drafted I've said this.

The beer and Tequila sound better.


Shots of Templeton for all.

Good luck with your wager.

If I were a gambling man... I'd take Denver and the points as well. Is it still 13.5? Higher... lower?

Both of those teams will lose by at least 2 touchdowns this weekend.

Still 13.5 as of this morning.

I'm putting a $20 money line bet on the Donkeys tonight for a friend who lives in Denver. If he wins, I'm gonna be pissed.

It sounds like treachery to me. It sounds like the footsteps of a traitor. It sounds like the Soviet Union making a secret deal to split Poland.

Money Line is the only way to go if youre just having fun. If you are all serious and shit, and getting technical about it, then points I guess. But I dont really care personally. $20 for FUN and a good laugh. Im all for it. I hate the Broncos, but what fun is it to bet the Patriots? ;)

LMAO

Ya but she said she was doing shots with us later, so its oK

Shots of good tequila too!:thumb:

Vegas has got the Bronco believers by the balls.

1.....ONE good game by Tebow against a defense that had it's head up it's ass leads to this.


Bet rational thought, not emotion.

BTW, 20 bucks would be a fun bet. Good Luck!

Thanks but for me, my bet was all about the longest shot on the board. This parlay equals the longest shot according to the sportsbook, so I went for it. Sometimes, if I bet the horses, Ill put $$ on some crazy ass 100-1 shot, just to have a good time. I dont bet sports often, if ever, so I dont really have too much emotion over it. Just enjoying the smile the bet gives me before the games even begin.o:-)

so both the texans and the broncos would have to win to get those 25:1 odds? that's a fun bet, I might check it out online.

Yeah I have donks losing by 28 or more.

I can see the texans winning if their running game explodes.

Good luck chica.

You should'a just sent me that 20. You'd have had about equal odds of getting 500 back and I'd get some bbq.

yeah, parlay.

You think the odds are that overwhelming that Denver gets beat by 14 or more?
*edit* never mind, looks like Carlota is playing the money line.

Thats no Fun for me...

Brady is going to light the Broncos up in his house, but what the hell. Like you said, it's all in fun.

How about this - if the Broncos win, then Carlota owes us all a shot of her good tequilla. Deal?

Yep, and so are the Texans IMO. Sorry Carlota, good luck.

I am the guy that put a hondo at 15-1 on the Chiefs going to the SB this year. :D

I like doing those bets--season long bets. Those are fun too because they arent serious bets really.

Thanks. Its a longshot, but what the hell?;)

yes, when I come to see the Chiefs in KC..considering this upcoming season:thumb:

Good girl.

What, me eating bbq doesn't give you warm fuzzies? What's wrong with you?

Im a tad off balance...

Ooooooo, you gotta come for the bash, if Joe has one this year. I'm bringing the margs!

Seriously considering it...

Nothing wrong with this. I did the same thing with the Mavs during the Finals when I was there last summer and it paid off. :thumb:

Last September I put $20 on the Texans at like 18-1 to win the Super Bowl,problem is I also made 4 other bets at the window at the time and committed the cardinal sin in Vegas and walked away without viewing my tickets and I'll be damned,my Texans bet was entered as the Cowboys instead.:banghead:

Not really giving the Texans much of a shot now but yeah those season long bets are fun to follow...when they're entered right.

Look on the bright side darlin' if the Donks do get beat you can look at it as $20 well spent.The Texans on the other hand,I would really like to see them advance.

Use to like you but if same as me.

They are ****ed.

Broncos lose, Texans win.

I call material for a show she is/was ****ing up.

How does one interpret the pic of the ticket in carlota's original post?

+550 Money Line Bet?

Broncs will lose. Tebow's done, son.
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how can i make this same bet

Yeah..what does that mean?

I think that it means if you put a buck down on the Broncos winning, you get back $5.50, but I'm not positive. Nzoner, Carlota, Dartgod, or any other number of more serious gamblers around here would know better than I.

Thanks. That sounds familiar.

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I was having fun watching tebow ruin the raiders year. I also enjoyed him sending Big Bunghole walking off the field in disgust.

I'm done with him now. I hope the real jesus (Brady) destroys them now. I mean humiliate them bad. To the point the donkeys give up at halftime and just run tebow 20 times in the second half.

God brought Tebow the the wins. Then he humbled him with some frustrating games. Now the Broncos win the Superbowl.

Pats should be favored by 15+

Of course that being said I wish you nothing but luck on your bet! Hell it's $20 - may as well give it a ride.

So, wait... if you bet $20 and the Broncos and Texans win, you get $500?

Shit, I'm a Patriots fan, and even I'd plunk twenty bucks down on those odds. Why not?

I must be missing something. So the parlay is both teams win in order to win. So if that happens wouldn't the bettor win 5.5 & 3 for every dollar bet? So 8.5 x 20?

I'm a complete gambling noob so I'm sure I completely missing something

If you bet $10 on each separately, then yes. But since both must win in order to collect, the odds increase exponentially.

It's basically a +2500 money line bet

Thats the Broncos money line bet, but I added The texans to the ticket. BOTH team have to win for me to collect.

I dont bet sports very often and Im really reeruned when it comes to odds and all that stuff. I just know that if I out $20 on those two teams, because they are the biggest underdogs, I score the most. So Im going for it! o:-)

I think the points are -13.5, but they are dropping too because people are betting the Broncos right now.

Given the possibility of a neutralizing blizzard, $20? Sure, why not.

Still, that money'd be better invested in scratch-off tickets or a stripper's g-string, both of which are for suckers.

I know you said this is just for fun, but parlay bets are for suckers.

I once watched a Chiefs line drop by 2 points in a little less than 4 hours at Caesars and it takes some serious money to move a line that much.I'll be damned if the Chiefs didn't lose the game outright and it was supposed to be considered an easy bet against the Jaguars.

I'm thinking in this case another 1/2 to a whole point could drop before Saturday's game.

Suckers are people who truly believe they are going to win. I am having FUN. if I win GRAVY. If I dont, I dont give a shit. Im not that serious about it. I had FUN. Period.

True but fock it,every visit to Vegas during NFL season I still dogear 5-20's for 5 parlays just for fun.

That's why I put the disclaimer in there. Just like most of the bets on a craps table, they are sucker bets. But fun to cheer for, and even more fun when they hit :D

Almost all gambling is a sucker bet. Those Texas Hold Em 3 Card Poker tables??? What a ****ing joke, but hey if you know it and are having fun with it, ***** it.:thumb:

Almost?

Do tell :)

:)

This Tebow thing really is nuts. I was in a Wal Mart tonight with my kids to pick something up for my daughter. My son had a Bronco hoodie on with a big logo on the front. Neither me nor my daughter happened to have any Bronco gear on. We were approached several times and sucked into football conversations throughout the store. It was all positive stuff, mostly about Tebow.

One of the times we were standing near the book stand. I noticed the Tebow book, picked it up, read a few pages. I looked around and realized that several people were doing the same thing. I have to say it felt weird. People were standing around and talking about the book. I live in Northern California. Pretty far North. It's Niners/Raiders territory up here. It is very rare to find fans of other NFL teams in this area. They don't sell Bronco gear of any kind up here except in specialty stores.

The sad part? American culture loves to put it on a pedestal, then tear it down and laugh as it falls. And Tebow actually seems like a nice kid who is pretty clueless about the meteoric level of fame he's quickly acquired. I just hope he keeps the same level head about it all after his 10 minutes of fame are up...

Not wise,Tebow is not the team.He beat a old slow steelers d thats all.Wilfork will crush him,then god will come down and beam him up to the mothership.Brady will smoke the weak denver defense.My god hype will make people do crazy things.Thats all Tebow is,not some godly hero .Hes a special needs qb.

I think he will. He's not a normal kid.

Die donks, ****ing die. I'll never root for them

If the line is 13.5 and 25-1, I would have thrown a hundred down!

Dammit I should of bet.. Would of been rich.. Pcked the niners to wins also..

FUN!

ROFL 46% completion rating isn't going to win a playoff game against a complete team. that was a fool's bet.