Time to vote. Who is the Planet's 2011 MVP?
 

EDIT:
The Academy declares the voting period over at 10:00 pm on Sunday night(central time).

The Academy is proud to present this years candidates for the esteemed title of Chiefs Planet Most Valuable Poster.

Time to vote on who brings the most football knowledge, humor, enjoyment etc. to you in this community. No criteria for how someone is the MVP, that is for you to decide with your vote.

As always, Public bribery and general "shenanigans" are allowed and encouraged. Exceptions are creation of new accounts to rig the vote and any other non-public underhanded rigging. Anyone caught will have their candidate disqualified.

Winner will have $50 donated to the charity of their choice.

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=255561

2010 Nomination Thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...aluable+poster

2010 Final Poll thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=240345

Known Bribes:

If bribes are made, I'll put them in the OP.

Chit. I already voted.:facepalm:

Oooh, glad I read that just before I voted for beer me..



If the price is right my vote can be swayed..

I'm going to say Hamas because he's gone for a year :D

"shinnigans" ? you mean shenanigans?

Pointing out the sloppy posts of the Chairman of the Academy is not good for your nomination chances of a successful campaign. :p

Kind of a tough year. Though I picked someone to vote for, I'm not sure anyone on the list did anything especially noteworthy this year compared to other years. Lots of solid posters, to be sure, but having a truly special year? Meh.

This has a sort of passive aggressive tone to it, is this your angle to get more votes your way? Or maybe it's because my mom is part jewish and that's how I want to read it....

Meow that's a bunch of shenanigans!

Interesting....my choice is pretty much down to 3 people on here and they were easy to pick.

Yes. I think. Or maybe all of the above.

Well, there you go....

Not that I expect any votes meow, it would be cool to get a few.

No capone? WTF???? That's not right.

Nice intro, now tell us what you are prepared to do.

Where's Fax? EDIT: Never mind just have to learn to read

To bring the BOOM Ch Ka

Is that what would Elliot Ness do?

No, it's Deli Creeps with Buckethead. As found in Buckethead land thread in CP media center.

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BOOM CH KA!

Well, I tried to ask what you were prepared to do, like Sean Connery did in the Untouchables...

That movie sucked

im open for bribes

I'm not bribing for this one. It's not as fun as DOTY, heh. Plus I don't deserve to win.

we need a "what are you a communist bastard" smilie for my response to this.

Oh, I may have been a little harsh on that movie, but in comparing it to all the other MOB movies it just didn't stack up to them. & Kevin Costner just wasn't that good in it. JMO.

See, I knew I wouldn't get any votes, but you my friend are worthy of some votes. Your drumm solo act is one of a kind.


2011 was a lame year with shitty QB play for the season so it just wasn't a good year for that many posters in general.

2012 is looking better provided we don't **** up the draft & we get healthy for the season & Cassel dies from catching the AIDS.

Kurt Russel wasn't that great in tombstone either, but both movies had awesome one liners, solid supporting actors, serious and yet almost comic bookie plot lines. Both classic guy movies though. Young guns is another, although the difference between main and supporting actors are a bit more leveled.

If they have to bribe you for a vote, then they probably don't deserve to be poster of the year.

I know dat's right.

Rain Man is piggybacking on cdcox's grand football scheme.

He's a fraud!

I may just vote for Hootie meow that he has his own Planet to dwell..

Two words:

Inside. Information.

I voted for The Bad Guy.

Cassel SUCKS!

I have a big man crush on tk13. Name your price for a tk13 vote and I'll probably pay it.

I voted for Milkman because I mainly use this place for football discussions and I think he is the best football mind on the board.

I only typed that because I know he will never come into this thread, regardless of the outcome.

Oh my goodness gracious, the anticipation is killing me. WHO WILL IT BE?

TK13, people. $10,000,000 to every TK13 voter.

I'm not cheap, but I can be bought. (Well, ok, I'm cheap.)


Done:-)

Let me see the money first....

PAY ME DAMN YOU

*scratches arm furiously while looking out the window*

Bad Guy is pretty valuable for his info. ChiefsandO's too, for those of us who are too big of a dunce (or just too lazy) to check twitter.

Give me all of your casino cash and I will vote for tk

And really, what exactly is ChiefsPlanet? A distraction. A distraction from real life and all the other crap we just plain don't want to be a part of or deal with at that particular moment. That being the fact, all of us here are MVP's, for all of us individually make ChiefsPlanet what it is collectively. You're welcome, Planet, for me stepping up and doing my part to entertain and distract you.

who are you again?

The guy from the place with that thing.....

I voted for Lumpy, just 'cause I'm hoping for salacious pics. Since the rest of the options were guys, I didn't want naked pics of them. (Mostly.)

I have pretty good legs. Just saying.

I'm more of an ass man. But if they're shaved, toss up a pic, we'll let you know what we think. :D

Given that it's cold here, I finally broke down and bought some of those running tights. Now, I wear shorts over them because no man should walk around in tights in public, but they're quite flattering in the calf and thigh areas, and they're really quite comfortable. I understand now why superheroes wear tights.

Plus, they hug the package and make things look bigger.

So I've heard.

After being invited to participate in a Civil War Reenactment of the 1864 Battle of Franklin, I was persuaded to purchase a set of grey leggings to go with my tunic. It turned out that they were about two sizes too small.

It worked out okay, though. On account of the fact that, after gandering briefly at my bloomers, the North surrendered on the spot.

FAX

I'm out...
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I may try an experiment at some point. Before a short run I'll buy an enormous sexual toy, tape it in the general vicinity of my nether region, and wear the tights without shorts. I'll see if women disproportionately start chatting me up.

Buy a long pepperoni and strap it to your leg. :D

oh yeah, about that; your credit card company canceled payment. You are no longer welcome at this establishment no matter how well you use your thing

All bribes paid to this point.

Since there isn't a Killer Clown option, i chose to Fax it in.

Looks like Rain Man is going win this thing..

So congrats R.M. you deserve it for your outstanding contributions on Chiefs Planet! :thumb:

my vote goes to whoever ran Dane out of town.

Nah - we're making good progress with the TK13 campaign. Only ten to go.

Vote tk13 for a nice surprise.

2.53% of the vote! I'm the Rick Santorum of CP cool kids polls!


PBJ

edit... 2.44%!

Cyber-Handjobs for everyone!

Hey, I'm right up there with Hamas so ****ing cool!

Ya know 1%ers are bad ass dudes :evil:

Like anyone outside of a few people had a chance anyway heh. Judging from the low number of votes I'd say not many care at any rate.

Rock on & beer me, er I mean rock on beer me I forgot I don't drink...(any more for now)

I don't drink as much as my name may suggest. I chose the stupid name about a decade ago and I hate it. Oh well.

Yep.

I got a few post counts in on this deal & a rep to boot so **** it, it's been a win for me. That's what's it all about. No body cares the troubles I've seen...
oh wait going into a song & that's kind of monologing it up.

It's a honor just to be nominated... and a little silly.

:)

I'll sell you Rain Man for fifty bucks. But we're talking real bucks, not casino dollars. Depending on how the voting turns out, it may come with an MVP trophy.

I liked your old username. What would you like it changed to?
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Am I the only pathetic loser who voted for himself?






Oh wait, it looks like Clay did too. LMAO

Then everyone would just wonder why Rain Man became an moran overnight lol. I don't need that kind of pressure.

Please don't kill yourself, dude. It's not that big of a deal...

Okay, it really is a pretty deplorable act but I'm trying to talk you off the cliff.

I'll leave it as is, it's what people know me by... whether that's a good thing or not I don't know. I've been Dr. Johnny Fever and noonan before but it's fine.

Okay, $25. But I can't go lower than that.

It's tempting. You're driving a hard bargain.

done

I can't believe FAX got 9 votes. I've never seen him start a good football thread. Ever.

Alrighty, I'll bite...one vote for tk13. :D