Do you turn into a big whining bag of goo when you are sick?
 

So I've broken bones, 14 of them to be exact, and never once whined or complained. Been stabbed, punched, tazered, maced... no problem.

I get sick with the flu and I am an inconsolable mess. All I want to do is pout and complain about how much everything hurts. Making it even worse, my wife is the worst nurse in the world.

Will someone please bring me chicken broth and sing me soft kitty please???

No.

Suck it up, wuss.

:)

Dude, share some of these stories. This is the stuff that makes people interesting.

When I get sick I just drug myself up to the gills and want to be left alone.

I want to know more about this.

When I'm sick I want to be completely left alone. I'm told I'm not normal. Like I didn't know that.

I do. I go through alot, but when i get sick, im a huge wuss lol. Im just dont handle it well, i bitch all the time haha. People avoid me when im sick and i dont blame them. haha

I have been everything but tazered.
As far as sick goes. I like to go to work if I can,& make everyone one else as miserable as I am.
I am kinda sick that way.

I actually cannot remember the last time I was sick.

I've been shot, stabbed, drowned, gutted, decapitated, burned, and made to sit through an entire episode of Law & Order (the really bad one). Did I complain? No. Not even when I got the leprosy and all the flesh fell off my body and I had to go to class with nothing but bones and eyeballs.

Take some Nyquil or something and pull yourself together, man.

FAX

Pussy

No, I pretty much shut down and go into zombie mode.

I just don't get sick.

The last 2 times I've been sick enough I couldn't get out.... 2 years ago my ex wife brought me medicine... last year my best friend did it... I left money outside the door and they left the goods outside and knocked to let me know it was there or texted me to let me know. I don't want to see your stupid face if I'm miserable nor do I want you to see mine and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT COME IN!

Funny thing is my ex took the money but my best friend didn't.

Tell us the cool story about the time you were jogging on private golf course property, whipped they guys the finger and called them assholes when they informed you were on private property then threatened to call the cops when they approached you.

GoChiefs is crazy yo!

I despise getting sick. For some weird reason, my legs always get really sore, and it drives me insane. My wife gets tired of my whining when I'm sick to give you the idea.

Come on Mr FAX, get real. No one that saw that episode of Law & Order lived to tell about it.

I don't get sick. If I do, I don't tell anybody I'm sick. Sleep it off. That's the only way.

Nah, I pretty much just ignored them and jogged off, and then I laughed at the guy on the golf cart chasing me down the public road.

I swear I'm dying everytime. I tell my gf to bury me with my DT jersey on.

I used to get pissed off when I was sick. Now I just accept and cope when I am sick.

I'm sick right now. I don't usually get sick but when I do, I am irritable as shit. Everything pisses me off.

dickwad



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I went to bed around 10pm last night and did not get out of bed other than to throw up or shower until about an hour ago. I can only spend so much time in bed.

That kind of sick SUCKS!
Hope you feel better by morning.
God I hate puking

The worst part about being sick is...daytime television.

I tend to go the opposite route. I just want to be left alone.

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yep.

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Not if you have Military channel

yup yup

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Just not the same without that neuterin' Bob Barker.

Isn't that the truth. I've been home the last three days with this nasty cold that's going around. Probably could have gone in, but coworkers want nothing to do with me coming in and getting them sick. All i can think about when I'm sick is how much I take for granted the times of good health.

Based on those symptoms, I can safely assure you that you are becoming a fan of the Kansas Jayhawks. Sorry to break the news.

Says a guy with a depressed looking Manning avatar. 2 titles since the last...

:D

I've had my fill of winning...the real birds of the red variety haven't disappointed lately ;)

The last time I got the flu I was at work and threw up 6 times. I even threw up once when I was 30 foot up in the air while I was in the bucket.

SCARY!!!

Is this one of those threads where pr disappears forever after making it and we're all left to wonder if he died of some disgusting disease?

We haven't had one of those for awhile.

Yep. When I'm sick, stay the hell away from me. Don't even ask me to do anything or expect anything of me.

I'm not going anywhere. If I do die from this obviously life threatening flu... wifey has instructions to post and tell everyone of my demise.

After I died from watching that episode of Law & Order, some bad people removed my arms and legs and replaced them with a bunch of paws. Then, they took my head off and slammed a dog's head right there on my neck stump. They put me in the circus and called me the Mysterious Dog Boy From Tanzakistan. It cost a quarter to see me and fifty cents to whack me with a stick. I was never happier than I was that day when I came back to life and left that circus. But, I learned a very valuable lesson, though. Because today, even after years of plastic surgery and intensive psychotherapy, I can still make money charging people to hit me with a stick.

FAX

Well then you've got that going for you... congrats. The Royals aren't supposed to suck so much anymore. Excited for baseball season more than usual. I really think we're going to surprise some folks this year and then not so much of a surprise beyond. Bring it on.

I'm not kidding. I'm coming to Nashville in September and we'll smoke pot and drink beer together. Then your posts will make perfect sense.

Got hit with the flu Sunday morning, managed to only puke twice, but the second one did the most damage in I sprayed all over the bathroom, strained my chest and back, and felt 50% worse than I did after the first puking incident.

Honestly, if given the choice of getting pepper sprayed or flu, give me pepper spray.

And yes, I also turn into a bag of overly whiny goo as well.

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I don't get it

As long as I have Nyquil for home use and Dayquil for when I have to be at work or somewhere else I'm fine. And a large bag of Halls cherry cough drops.

I turn into a asshole and want to be left alone, if not you will feel my wrath. Ask my wife.

The short answer to the question in the post is absolutely. I also try to medicate heavily and sleep as much as possible.

There is no way you've been tazed with no problem.

signed Frank Gallagher.

I just want to be left alone. I can take care of myself.

Unfortunately my wife and kids are all needy when they are sick, so when we have a bout go through the family, I have to take care of everyone even though I feel like shit and want to be by myself. Of course, I become a raging asshole then.

I'm with those the like to be left alone. However if I am not left alone, I do whine and bitch just to make those bugging me leave me alone. Its slightly a passive aggresive approach, but it works.

I've been sick with a bad cold for the past week. Still went to work and also played hoops 2 days this week. It sucks but you just gotta plow through it if you can.

Also, I was sick over New Year's and drank lots of vodka at Mr. Plow's. Damn, that Plow is a bad influence on me.

When I don't feel well I get more horny and I just want to curl up in bed and have a nice whack off to a juicy fetish fantasy involving milfs in peril. Then I take some nyquil.

I try to pass off my sickness to one of my co-workers. Then I feel all happy inside.

Like others leave me the hell alone,I stay over medicated with Nyquil as I love that feeling of drifing off to never never land.

I get really drunk
'cause if I am gonna feel like shit I want it to be my fault

I was home sick yesterday with something I got from my wife who was sick on Valentines Day. We had fever, vomiting, chills, and diahrea. She somehow managed to stay at work all day. I had to go home early and just made it into the house before the first projective vomiting started. When she got home she gave the the fifth degree and said I should be cooking dinner.

On Nyquil right now. Drowsy as shit but can't sleep. Pissed off.

Do you turn into a big whining bag of goo when you are sick?


No, but my wife sure as hell does. I hate when she gets sick

Answer to OP:

yes.

JHT you guys don't have to put up with my 15yo sick daughter that is wicked when she don't feel good. That is the battle of my life!! !

When I get sick she laughs at me no sympathy whatsoever. :shake:

I agree with the OP. I broke the outside of my shoulder off and worked through the whole thing. I get the flu, though, and I'm a human disaster.

I don't know why you people choose to get sick in the first place. I don't see how it's ever enjoyable, so I never do it.

^

Did you hit anybody with it?

Sick again. WHAT THE ****.

Running a 102 fever. I hate working in a cube farm getting everyone elses bullshit. Doesn't help that the wife is a schoolteacher and brings this shit home for me either.

i JUST GET REALLY DRUNK,
CAUSE IF i FEEL LIKE SHIT
iT HAD GAWD DANNED BETTER BE MY FAULT

ROFL

102.2 now. At what point does this shit get dangerous?