This IS real life
 

I work in property management, and I see some seriously bizarre shit from time to time in my line of work. This is top ten probably though.

Last Friday, I had a resident at one of my properties report that someone had tried to break in to their storage unit. The thieves were unable to get inside of the unit, but had damaged the lock, and the door. I don't know if they got scared off by something or what.

I asked the lady if she had called the police, and she said she had left them a message. :shrug: I told her that I would send maintenance right over and have them make sure that her storage unit was secure.

Yesterday a police officer comes into my office, and asks what I know about the incident. I told him what I knew, and talked to him for a min. He, and I both thought the situation was very strange.

Today maintenance had to go back in the laundry room(which is where the storage lockers are) in the basement, for an unrelated issue. They brought me back this note that was attached to the storage locker door.

Keep in mind that this woman is 37 years old, and seemingly mentally competent.

Oh yeah... The smiley face at the bottom... It's smeared blood.


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WOW. that's all I got

lol

awesome.

WTF.

Scorpions can contract rabies? Boa Constrictors with AIDS? I had no idea.

That is great stuff. Looks like something my 9 year old son would make.

They didn't bury that criminal very deep.

FAX

Love.

LMAO

I'm honestly confused about what to do. I'll probably wait to see if she calls, or comes in asking about her sign.

I can't have people making tacky signs like that and hanging them in public view, not to mention smearing their blood on it.

Ahhh...that's awesome. I started a maintenance job a little over a year ago and I've seen some crazy shit myself. Hell we had a homicide in one of our units last summer, that's always a treat. There's definitely an entertainment factor in that line of work.

Demonpenz was consulted, had to be it.

99.9% chance one, or several, of the sons made that sign. Alcohol was probably involved.

And assuming I'm right about that, one of them is a Planeteer.

Dear Chenza,

I want for that lady write some work letters for me


See what she would charge to compose a letter I can use to respond to any complaint email or letter, and another to reject unqualified candidates for positions.

k thanks bye

Nah, no mention of antifreeze.

This is a woman that lives with her elderly mother in a 2 bedroom apt. She may have brothers, but I've only ever heard her talk about her sisters.

Aids boa constrictor does sound like something you'd say. LMAO

does her teenage son attend a KC area school? I forget his name....

this woman thankfully has no children. also, she is Caucasian.

Also, I would like her to compose a letter of recommendation on my skillz for any job review or client negotiation.


And another for when brideowanian is angry with me, ask her to entitle it "Get out of jail free, I was just having a beer with my brother"

Is she single? Do you have a pic of her?

Bad Girl's writing skills seem to be improving

I have no idea. No.

She is an obese, white woman.

The boa having AIDS really isn't that big of a deal. They don't bite. Now if it had genital herpes or something, that might keep the guy away.

When I do not pay them, please have her compose a letter to request payment for services rendered and post it here...then I'll use that too.

Is he 'obese' like Adele or obese like those hippos that ride the carts at Wal Mart?

Walmart.

LMAO

Awesome.

This clearly wasn't where we live haha.

Lol good stuff

I wanna break into it now

Heh, nope. Plenty of morons here though. You should come through to watch a game and have a beer sometime homes.

I know man. The thing I just can't understand is the mindset of people that want to destroy the place that they live at. Inside, and outside. I can't even imagine what it would be like if some of these slobs owned homes.

I'm so high right now and that story had me rollin! :rofl:

I'm kind of worried about that boa constrictor. It hasn't been fed. And the poor bastard has Aids. Somebody needs to check on it.

I hope you all die in a pit of Rabid Scorpions and Aids infested Boa constrictors.

LMAO

And rabid scorpions and AIDS boa constrictors enter the CP lexicon forever and ever.

Thank you crazy lady.

First it was sharks w/ laser beams attached to their heads...

Then Scorpions w/ rabies?

Now it's Boa-constrictors w/ ****ing AIDS????








Mother of God......what will come next?

Crocodiles with Tuberculosis.

LMAO

i like her .....

BEP?

I'm getting somewhat aroused by the fireplace poker threat.

PETA is on their way to this storage facility as well as the cast from Storage Wars.

This is fantastic.

Yes sir. I don't have any idiots in my building, but I have one apartment that has been vacant since June right across from me.

I want a snake that spit antifreeze. Make it happen.

lol

When I got to work this morning I told my staff that if this lady asks about her sign they should just tell her they never saw it. She didn't make a new sign as of today, and hasn't contacted any of us about it.

I have my fingers crossed though. This broad has a great imagination, and I want to see what she comes up with next.

This is the best thing ever.

And this guy.

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