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Seriously people....look at this attention whore.

I'll give you $1 for each.

I bid 10 casino cash.

Take it now... likely the highest bid you will receive.

I'd rather have monster cake.

I am also taking bids for my avatar and signature.

Hardly.

Selling my little spot on the internet is not attention whoring. If anything, it's the opposite.

You don't have a signature.

Would you like to own it?

No.

I will give you $11

For $309 I'll bet he does. ROFL

I will give $100,000 of casino cash.

Of all the things we've been through together I can't believe you'd turn your back on me.

I don't believe that you and I have ever interfaced.

The Chicken Brothers?

Are you really this spock like in person?

That is prolly a good thing because interfacing sound sexual and I know for a fact Detox has at least 3 incurable STDs

FYP. And, no.

That makes me sad, Donger. It really does.

I bid $100,001

Hola

Son of a...

I'm going to need to know when this auction ends so I can swoop in a the last second like on Ebay.

LMAO.

Furthermore, if you are going to correct my grammar, your rebuttal shouldn't have a sentence in it beginning with "and."

ROFL

That is incorrect. It is acceptable to start a sentence with a conjunction.

Updated the OP. Also, please state if you are bidding on the Sig, Avatar or the whole thing.

Hola, Los Pollos Hermanos. Tengo que ir a clase de espanol. Hasta Luego.

I beg to differ. The only time that it is acceptable is when you are trying to draw attention to the sentence in question.

It wasn't necessary in this case, Spock, because the only other piece of writing was "fyp."

I trust my English teacher.

Hmmm...

Your English teacher is a filthy whore.

Whatever you want it to be until training camp starts....

As long as it's CP legal of course.

Hawt.

Was/is your English teacher also a Bengals cheerleader?

Hawt.

$140,000 in casino cash for the sig.

Anyone else?

I got 4 million each for both.

Big Baller Over here!

Lets keep the bids rolling, people!

Pm me before you accept any higher bids.

I'll give you 9 mill right now to close the bidding and award me intellectual property.

4.1 million each.

Tempting. Can anyone top this?

You're not just buying Internet space....you're also buying a friend.

Do you not want your team to win?

Let's do this thing before I leave work. All of it for rights.

You already overbid me.

Alright, Deal. And I'm shutting down the thread since the Vets are crying like a bunch of sissies.

Good. merge it with the stripper one.

$140,001

Sorry guys bidding is over. Kurt came to me with an offer I couldn't refuse.

her name was Courtney Love.

Sweet soul.

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