The Best Offer
 

So far for this money Gonzo gave me, the best offer I have for it is to own the name of a poster for six months. That could be pretty fun.

Can anyone top that offer?

Give it to me and I'll abuse the poster of your choosing with the abuse that you choose.

Name your terms, I'm up for about anything.

Why? Just to piss off some people. That's why.

I'll give you 6 months with avatar privileges as well.

So that's what it takes to get the mods to abuse FOR you. Give them the money they gave you, then let them wreck havoc. It's like a Ponzi scheme, only in reverse!

Hmmm, not bad. Pesticles has a natural ring to it.....

I'll up it to one year, and I'll root like I'm a Chief fan during our 2 games against eachother this year.

I'll top anything the n00bs offer.

And I'll change the Chargers logo in my sig to a Chiefs logo.

I'll draw Paint pictures of stick people chicks stripping.

You should really do that anyway.

On top of that, I'll donate $5 to CP in your name so you can have donater privs.

Wouldn't you rather abuse a Nebraska fan for six months?

I'll draw a Paint picture of a stick Kyle DeLexus sucking a dick.

I'll do a year with avatar, Sig, and profile pic privileges.

Indeed I may, Thunder Collins' Manwhore.

You really should do that anyway. NTTIAWWT

Alright, who'd you give the $300 million to?

So far, I've helped everyone out by doling out some monies equally. I really need to read the other thread carefully and see WTF this is all about, and to whom I should REALLY be giving my money to.

TEST -

The next picture of great tits I see in THIS THREAD gets 25 mil. GO

Damn you Bug!!




I mean, thanks. :drool:

Did I say tits? I meant ass. GO

Ummmm, I didn't get anything.

Pesticles? LMAO

I withdraw my offer.

Also, if you get Bugeaters name, sig rights and avvy rights I demand you go anti-husker.

Off the top of my head, I've came up with TigerFan and Thunder Collins' Manwhore. I'm sure I can do better.

Not to sound like an old lady waiting on Matlock or anything, but I've got to go watch my show. Game of Thrones does not wait for anything. I'll be back....

I was only offering my name. I need to keep some dignity.

Yeah, about that. My debit card expired and I got a new one. I need to re-up. Cool suggestion, though....

It's good to see your sense of humor is intact!

Speaking of which. Dany, completely nude. This is worth some casino cash.

NSFW.

http://i.imgur.com/r9thr.jpg

GAH!!

The first link you had was better.

I didn't get any

You don't deserve any!!

yeah I should, I barely got any for my name change and sig change. bowser might like to add to my embarrassment and change my avatar and tag line under the username

For the rest of your cash you can have detoxings sig and avatar rights til training camp and my username for a year. Also my info, bio, etc. and i'll spam anyone who has ill words with my man bowser.

You're not even in this competition, dillweed. And shouldn't you be busy coming up with the next game?

I need this cash.

If you take a peak at bucks newest thread in the media center, you'll see a hint on the next game.

This,

but we all know he doesn't really even care about this game.....

Oops, I forgot to add this;

:p

You may thank me anytime...

Enjoy the cash.

The next game is going to be based on some stupid shitty cartoon?

You're a good guy Gonzo.

I think you missed a post by me in there. Maybe my third or fourth. The next game is your worst nightmare.

Post whoring again?

One last time.

So clear your schedule.

**** that Kurt.

Come up with something original, that doesn't require me to be online every waking moment.

Can their server handle it? I hope not.

I've been working on it. Spent some money on it. It should hold.

I'm not a big fan of post whoring either and agree with this last part. It's spring and weekends are getting busier and busier.

Then don't do it. The score can be 13-5.

We have some good original ideas, but you'd think to save the best for last.

13-5...WTH does that mean?

Besides, this is survivor, you're supposed to survive what is thrown at you.

One team posts 13 times and one team posts five.

I can probably bang out 13 posts on my own.

Oh ****, yall better watch out for bugeater.

Forums.dbzsc.com

That's what we'll be using.

Let's make a game where people get mad and upset at each other!

Dude, if it's a post whore contest or one where I need to be on all day, **** that, I'm not playing.

I don't even care if we lose. Vote me out, I don't give a ****.

yup. I'm working 12 hour shifts the next 4 days. I'm out.

Yeah......find something original. I don't have the time this week for post whoring.

OMG ALL THE VETS COMPLAINING AGAIN ALL THEY DO IS BITCH

Ok, no postwhoring.

I've gone through almost half a billion. Who needs more? And more importantly, what do I win for being such a generous guy with monies I didn't come by in any fair way whatsoever?

And should I have given Sofa more than just 837 bucks?

I'll take all your willing to hand out! :D

That seems more than fair if you give me a big chuck of your nest egg.

Yes.

Hook it up or I'll give snaggletooth your number. :D

juicy

Anyone have a count on c-cash? I'm wondering what the Vet's lead is like.

Over $1 Billion.

Call it now.

Damn....I'm getting beat out by Omaha? :facepalm:

So did anyone else get their money from Buc EYed Pea?

She still has a shitload of cash, so it doesn't look like it.

I'm really too lazy to keep tabs on anyone's sig and/or avatar for an extended time (even though I did like the Pesticle thought, with an avatar of some Rottweiler's sac, heh), so I'll make it easy -

The ninth person to post after this post gets the bulk of my cash. So whomever claims post 89 gets the loot.....