Uh, WTF Time Magazine
 

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http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine...120521_400.jpg

http://www.time.com/time/magazine

Hot.

ROFL

This belongs in Dole's WTF of the day thread.

Holy wow!! LMAO

Motorboat those bad boys kiddo!!!!

got milk?
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That kid's like, "I get to suck a tit and get on the cover of a magazine?! Hell yes."

Damn

Was wondering when this was gonna pop up hah. I was going to start the thread but decided against it hah.

I don't even know anyone that breastfeeds lol everyone I know tried it then said **** that it hurts hah

Quick! Start photoshopping!

there are more pictures of more mothers and kids that time mag took. Look and u will find more kiddos sucking on the teet.

He's totally going to jam that left hand down her pants.

4321

:eek:

he's 3 years old, which isn't totally unusual. I've read of kids as old as 5 and 6 still nursing. Ours stopped at 18 months of his own accord, we were hoping to make it to 2.

I got next........

Screw that! One word... "TEETH"!

I stopped breastfeeding my son after 1 month, (I was passing along too much estrogen).

If I am Time Magazine's Man of the Year, I'm requesting this photoshoot.

room for one more at the table!
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That won't **** the kid up or cause him to catch any shit from the kids on the block.
Guess he can always come back with "oh yeah? Well my mom's a piece of ass!"

ROFL

Buckle up, Mister. I'm a messy eater.......

Look at his face.....that's not even his Mom. :D

Kid's three and still breast feeding? Seriously, WTF?

And I guess I'm just getting old, but I think that's a pretty ****ed up thing to put on a news magazine cover.

GET OFF MY LAWN

nom nom nomLMAO
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Dude, at least the kid is not 6-packin' his Mom........

I bet she calls him Sweet Robin.

fat /omaha

We are watching the death throes of the magazine industry. Desperate times they'll try anything. Has anyone picked up a Time lately? It's like 20 pages thick.

I can't remember the last time I bought ANY magazine or newspaper.

That shit's as dead as 8-tracks to me.

I read that Selma Hayek is addicted to nursing. I sent an e-mail offering my services but haven’t heard back yet. Any day now though, any day.

Economist is good... Time, Newsweek... tripe in comparison.

I still get Forbes and Smart Money in hard copy. I like to keep them in the shitter at my office. Call me old school....

Meh. I've had better. /kid in CA who got mom-head

she comes from a long line of Milkers

"If I were that kid, I'd breast feed until I was 16 or 17."

If anyone can name the movie that quote comes from...

Bachelor Party?

Well, that didn't take long.

:grr:

http://theactresszone.files.wordpres...gelaaames3.jpg

"Is that the foot-long"

"And then some..."

"Lay that pipe, and drive it home!"

LMAO

Wassup old school.

"Gentlemen....start your boner's"

:LOL:

I'm going to have to net flix that movie this weekend.

Ah yes - back when Tom Hanks was still funny.

I was thinking he was 5.

3 is still too old, I think

I was breastfed, but I believe my mother stopped when I was a year.

Certainly doesn't belong on a magazine cover.

That said, the comments are hilarious, guys. Keep 'em coming!

http://lightbox.time.com/2012/05/10/...-gal-viewagn#1

rest of the Time Magazine pics

We need a Cassel sucking pic...

From Me Myself and Irene

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Don't know why this one didn't make the Time cover...

I recently spent a couple days at one of my client's office getting some things done. Hadn't ever met his wife before, but she does the books and is in every so often. They've got a cute little kid that is 22 months old (didn't know at that the time but I put him around 2). I had been talking to her for about 15 minutes and the kid climbs up on her lap and she whips out her floppy tit and little man goes to work. This all happens and she never breaks eye contact with me. Guess dude just needed a few pulls off it because he gets back down after maybe 30 seconds and floppy tit is stowed away. I thought that was strange and figured he wasn't that hungry, but when the whole thing played out again 20 minutes later I've got some serious WTF going through my head.

Now I don't know what the official time frame is for weening a kid of the tit is, but when they can walk, talk, and crawl up on the mother's lap (unassisted) I think we've gotta be close to shutting down shop. Especially when it is no longer a breastfeeding session and it has been reduced to a few pulls off the knocker. Reminded me of a guy bellying up to the bar just asking for a shot.

Am I the weird one or is that..........hell IDK how else to say it other than just kinda ****ed up?

Kids are sooooo lucky. Nice ones on that chick.

LMAO Your wording made me laugh.
And agreed, when it turns into a self-serve operation it's time to dry it up.

It's ****ed up and frankly it's indecent. I'm not going to whip out my crank and starting pissing on the floor while I'm having a conversation with with somebody. I really don't see how this is any different.

This is a civilized society, and we aren't animals. Go breast feed your ****ing brat in private.

if they could put beer in those things you'd have to decapitate me.

No. Its ****ed up. This post is hilarious though LMAO

I know exactly what you're saying hah.

I was thinking the same thing hah

This is great. We're starting a psychological revolution where women's boobies are concerned. Maybe in 20 years it will be PC for women to go topless in public.

Where were these hot horny 20 something teachers when I was in pre school? Wait a minute, thats his mom!? YIKES!

No doubt hah

+1 hah

LMAO

i'd somehow imagine it voiced by Sinatra, 'a real piece a cooze this one...'

ROFL

I've witnessed similar, sooo perfectly worded, puts me right there with you.

Lucky kid.

Mikey likes it.

Niceeeee

Sucking on an A cup? What's the most he's going to get out of each one, a shot glass full?

It's good to breastfeed. I don't see what the big deal is.

Hey!

It is, but you have to draw the line somewhere.

This picture crosses it.

Plus, the boy is 3. That's really pushing it.

lol, maybe in the Appalachian Mountains where you live, but here that's not cool.

too fat

Those are AAs man. That's 2 shot glasses. BAM!

Why?

The picture is meant to be controversial. It's a magazine cover, not an accurate portrayal of breastfeeding in their home.

The World Health Organization recommends breastfeeding until two years of age and beyond.

If the mother and child are still comfortable with it, then what's the problem? You recognized the benefits of it.

Hell, i couldnt imagine the shit i would get from my friends growing up. As it was, i took alot of shit in the 80's from my mom pulling my ear in front of my friends when i went out to play when i wasnt supposed too. lol I hear it TIL This day and im 35. haha

In the article, the mom says she breast-fed from her own mom until she was six. Her dad was some kind of nutritional scientist and encouraged it.

And she has a web site: http://iamnotthebabysitter.com

HOT

i'd hit it with the kid attached

Damn right!

While poundin' Mom from behind you could slap her on the ass and yell "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" and then for good measure slap the kid on the ass and yell "AND WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"...

If the kid is old enough to talk, it comes off the tit. I don't care how "nutritious" it's supposed to be. It's just psychologically freaky. I think it has more to do with mothers who don't know how to let go. (Or maybe they just really get off on having their nipple sucked. In which case, get out of the way, kid, daddy can take over from here...)