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SomeRandomGirl 05-27-2012 06:54 AM

The zombie apocalypse has started.
 
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20...tims-face?lite

Quote:

Report: Miami police shoot naked man chewing on victim's face
By Jim Gold, msnbc.com

A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.

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The Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.

The violence started at 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, just south of the Herald’s offices, the newspaper said.

Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon the naked man mauling the other man, the Herald reported.

The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.

Witnesses said they heard at least a half-dozen shots, the Herald said.

The naked man was later seen lying face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage, the Herald said.

The naked man’s victim was transported to Jackson Memorial Hospital Ryder Trauma Center and had critical injuries, police told the Herald.

Neither man was identified.

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“Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’’ Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police, told the Herald.

A police department news release about the shooting did not include many details provided by witnesses to the newspaper.

Police requested surveillance video that had been obtained by the newspaper, the Herald reported.

The shooting and investigation tied up causeway traffic as crowds were arriving at South Beach for an annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival.

bevischief 05-27-2012 06:57 AM

Keep that shit down south.

rockymtnchief 05-27-2012 07:01 AM

You have to double-tap them zombies to get them to quit eating!

Bwana 05-27-2012 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 8641040)
You have to double-tap them zombies to get them to quit eating!


Or shoot them once, with the .500. :)

CanadianChief 05-27-2012 07:07 AM

They better keep a close eye on the man without a face.

Bob Dole 05-27-2012 07:31 AM

Disappointing video...

rockymtnchief 05-27-2012 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8641043)
Or shoot them once, with the .500. :)

Good point!

Btw...got a new holster for mine. So when you're ready for a duel... :D

Bwana 05-27-2012 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 8641081)
Good point!

Btw...got a new holster for mine. So when you're ready for a duel... :D

Nice!

I picked up two guns at the gunsmith yesterday and dropped off the .500. I'm having them knock down the trigger pull, to around 2-3 pounds. I pick it up Thursday, when it will be zombie ready!

On a side note, I had him hang a 4x16 50mm scope on one of my .22 LR's. I found a round that makes less noise than my pellet gun. The massive rabbit population around here, is about ready to take a hit. :)

http://www.basc.org.uk/filemanager/r...tshooting1.jpg


http://www.gunsholstersandgear.com/w...et_22-ammo.jpg

Lonewolf Ed 05-27-2012 08:15 AM

The only way to stop a zombie is to damage the brain or totally incinerate it! Haven't the movies taught us anything??

Hog's Gone Fishin 05-27-2012 08:24 AM

I guess the victim will think twice next time before he tells someone to "eat me bitch"

rockymtnchief 05-27-2012 08:26 AM

I've used those sub-22's in my lever action and love them. I haven't tried them in the Ruger MKII, though. I'd imagine it would make for a nasty assasin/zombie gun.

Rasputin 05-27-2012 08:36 AM

Does Bobby Sippio have anything to do with this as he is on release?

JD10367 05-27-2012 08:45 AM

Frigging Dolphin fans...

notorious 05-27-2012 08:46 AM

Shooting zombies with a .22 just doesn't have the fun factor like vaporizing the brain with a well placed .50.

Bwana 05-27-2012 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 8641110)
I've used those sub-22's in my lever action and love them. I haven't tried them in the Ruger MKII, though. I'd imagine it would make for a nasty assasin/zombie gun.

I tried some remington subs first, and they were "at least" twice as loud. These CCI's are something else. Kirk was over yesterday and we hung a Hot Seat Exhaust system on the 850. (DAMN!) Here is some goofy son of a bitch, (Mad Dog "E" Carter LMAO ) That hung one on. It gives a decent account of the sound. It should clear the grizzly bears off the path, piss off Ricky Ranger and be great for running down zombies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbfK5QoNF-Y

I also broke out the .22 with the CCI's. He got all jiggy after I shot one and took one of my boxes, out of the brick, for himself. :shake: Nasty bastage!

Gonzo 05-27-2012 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CanadianChief (Post 8641044)
They better keep a close eye on the man without a face.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

http://www.newsgaggle.com/wp-content.../01/Caruso.jpg

boogblaster 05-27-2012 11:35 AM

eat em if ya got em .....

Okie_Apparition 05-27-2012 11:38 AM

What a cheeky bastard

wazu 05-27-2012 11:43 AM

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26...1-dead-1-hurt/

So they were both naked. Guy is lucky that his naked zombie lover went high and not low.

Valiant 05-27-2012 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8641092)
Nice!

I picked up two guns at the gunsmith yesterday and dropped off the .500. I'm having them knock down the trigger pull, to around 2-3 pounds. I pick it up Thursday, when it will be zombie ready!

On a side note, I had him hang a 4x16 50mm scope on one of my .22 LR's. I found a round that makes less noise than my pellet gun. The massive rabbit population around here, is about ready to take a hit. :)

http://www.basc.org.uk/filemanager/r...tshooting1.jpg


http://www.gunsholstersandgear.com/w...et_22-ammo.jpg

http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax

Why not go for the ammo made to kill zombies??

TimeForWasp 05-27-2012 12:00 PM

At least he could face his attacker.

notorious 05-27-2012 12:05 PM

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bA3NypWIJtM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Nightfyre 05-27-2012 12:10 PM

They should probably charge him with defacing private property.

Bowser 05-27-2012 12:22 PM

http://mos.totalfilm.com/images/i/is...s-face--00.jpg

bevischief 05-27-2012 02:23 PM

Who else as here heard brains today?

gblowfish 05-27-2012 02:53 PM

ZOMBIEFIED!!!!

BigRedChief 05-27-2012 05:03 PM

WTF? Naked man shot by Police as he eats the face of another man
 
PALM BEACH POST) — One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp, police said.

The bloodshed began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building. Witnesses said a woman saw the two men fighting and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

http://www.wnd.com/2012/05/naked-man...n/?cat_orig=us

In58men 05-27-2012 05:05 PM

R

LiveSteam 05-27-2012 05:06 PM

So the Zombie apocalypse has started

In58men 05-27-2012 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 8642029)
So the Zombie apocalypse has started

Go to hell

Okie_Apparition 05-27-2012 05:08 PM

Gator fans

lewdog 05-27-2012 05:08 PM

I remember seeing a similar story posted in a thread about the Zombie Apocalypse! I can't believe two similar stories happened so close together!!!

Simply Red 05-27-2012 05:13 PM

Perfectly normal.

Aries Walker 05-27-2012 05:14 PM

Let's see, assuming he survives, I'm putting the over-under on the day he files his excessive force lawsuit against the police department as . . . let's say August 27th.

Unless he's black and the officer is white; then it's July.

Simply Red 05-27-2012 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aries Walker (Post 8642041)
Let's see, assuming he survives, I'm putting the over-under on the day he files his excessive force lawsuit against the police department as . . . let's say August 27th.
Unless he's black and the officer is white; then it's July.

That's my birthday you creep! :p

Rain Man 05-27-2012 05:28 PM

That's it. I'm never going to walk around naked near a Miami highway again.

BigRedChief 05-27-2012 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 8642028)
R

WTF? You have been here for 4 months and you post an "R"? You a dupe?

And WTF, 1500+ post in 4 months? What threads do you post in?

listopencil 05-27-2012 05:35 PM

What an incredible story. I think I'll go start a thread about it.

Frazod 05-27-2012 05:36 PM

NOM NOM NOM

KurtCobain 05-27-2012 05:37 PM

Zombie movies would be waaaay cooler if all the zombies were naked. Well, the female ones, anyways.

Rasputin 05-27-2012 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8642033)
I remember seeing a similar story posted in a thread about the Zombie Apocalypse! I can't believe two similar stories happened so close together!!!

It's becoming an epidemic. We are DOOOOOOMMED

RedDread 05-27-2012 05:41 PM

ROFL at the comments on WND

BigRedChief 05-27-2012 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8642033)
I remember seeing a similar story posted in a thread about the Zombie Apocalypse! I can't believe two similar stories happened so close together!!!

no shit. Got a link to that story?

Rain Man 05-27-2012 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8642074)
Zombie movies would be waaaay cooler if all the zombies were naked. Well, the female ones, anyways.


This is a good point. Plus, it would be more plausible from a plot standpoint because naked female zombies would distract people, thereby making it easier for them to attack.

Valiant 05-27-2012 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8642084)
no shit. Got a link to that story?

five or six posts down??

lewdog 05-27-2012 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8642084)
no shit. Got a link to that story?

Yea got it.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=259921

KurtCobain 05-27-2012 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8642087)
This is a good point. Plus, it would be more plausible from a plot standpoint because naked female zombies would distract people, thereby making it easier for them to attack.

We should make a zombie movie together.

Rain Man 05-27-2012 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8642107)
We should make a zombie movie together.

Okay, but it needs to star Salma Hayek. That's the one thing I can't compromise on.

Nightfyre 05-27-2012 06:25 PM

The story had better be told from the zombie's perspective, then.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2012 06:26 PM

Favabean Chianti Punch

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2012 06:26 PM

Favabean Chianti Punch

Tribal Warfare 05-27-2012 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 8641036)
Keep that shit down south.

I see what you did there

dmahurin 05-27-2012 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8642074)
Zombie movies would be waaaay cooler if all the zombies were naked. Well, the female ones, anyways.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV...0,214,317_.jpg

Rasputin 05-27-2012 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8642074)
Zombie movies would be waaaay cooler if all the zombies were naked. Well, the female ones, anyways.

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k9...enMiniPage.gif

Rasputin 05-27-2012 07:38 PM

http://i1111.photobucket.com/albums/...d/l4h15_26.jpg

Gross

dmahurin 05-27-2012 07:50 PM

NSFW
Http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/2...macarthur.html

pics of the naked zombie dead on the street.

petegz28 05-27-2012 09:19 PM

Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face
 
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26...1-dead-1-hurt/

Al Bundy 05-27-2012 09:21 PM

Well.. R

Al Bundy 05-27-2012 09:22 PM

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=259931

Not to be a dick or anything.

ShowtimeSBMVP 05-27-2012 09:23 PM

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/repo...d/25727255.gif
More repost here

Bugeater 05-27-2012 09:23 PM

Tripost

milkman 05-27-2012 09:24 PM

They're eating faces all day in Miami!

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-27-2012 09:25 PM

At least it wasn't still on the front page... twice.


Wait...

ShortRoundChief 05-27-2012 09:27 PM

Dog
umbrella
monkey
basin

anarchy
stupid
snakes

TimeForWasp 05-27-2012 09:27 PM

I've had my fill of faces. I'm no longer hungry.

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-27-2012 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 8642655)
Dog
umbrella
monkey
basin

anarchy
stupid
snakes

I see what you did there.

ShortRoundChief 05-27-2012 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8642659)
I see what you did there.

:thumb:

Gonzo 05-27-2012 09:43 PM

Again? ****. We're done. The virus is airborne.

CaliforniaChief 05-27-2012 09:45 PM

It's time to save face and close this thread.

Rasputin 05-27-2012 09:45 PM

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p...7/07d33a45.gif

Frazod 05-27-2012 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 8642697)

What the ****? ROFL

Gonzo 05-27-2012 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief (Post 8642695)
It's time to save face and close this thread.

I merged them.

Bwana 05-27-2012 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8642703)
What the ****? ROFL

I think that may be Bob Dole. :eek:

BillSelfsTrophycase 05-27-2012 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8642151)
Okay, but it needs to star Salma Hayek. That's the one thing I can't compromise on.

Only if I get a love scene with her

Otherwise...no deal

threebag 05-28-2012 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aries Walker (Post 8642041)
Let's see, assuming he survives, I'm putting the over-under on the day he files his excessive force lawsuit against the police department as . . . let's say August 27th.

Unless he's black and the officer is white; then it's July.

Al Sharpton is en route

bevischief 05-28-2012 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 8642324)

wtf?

Rausch 05-28-2012 07:02 AM

The occupy movement has gotten waaaaaaay out of hand...

Dave Lane 05-28-2012 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8641092)
Nice!

I picked up two guns at the gunsmith yesterday and dropped off the .500. I'm having them knock down the trigger pull, to around 2-3 pounds. I pick it up Thursday, when it will be zombie ready!

On a side note, I had him hang a 4x16 50mm scope on one of my .22 LR's. I found a round that makes less noise than my pellet gun. The massive rabbit population around here, is about ready to take a hit. :)

http://www.basc.org.uk/filemanager/r...tshooting1.jpg

Where your coyotes at? There aren't many / any rabbits at my farm but there is a pile of coyotes

Bwana 05-28-2012 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 8643047)
Where your coyotes at? There aren't many / any rabbits at my farm but there is a pile of coyotes

They don't seem to make it into the city. We do however, have a bumper crop of rabbits, for some reason.

stevieray 05-28-2012 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8643411)
They don't seem to make it into the city. We do however, have a bumper crop of rabbits, for some reason.

key word is bumpbumpbumpbumpbump


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