So You've Written an Autobiography
 

So you've written an autobiography and CBS wants to make a movie about your life story.
what actor/actress would be your choice to play you in the made for tv movie?

Yove?

Hmm, what age? Me now? me at 18?

Bugs Bunny. For sure.

you pick your age.

for me it would be Billy Bob Thornton

Yutes

Michael Fassbender.

Goldie Hawn

Matt Czuchry

CBS huh? Kind of limits my options to Tom Selleck, Gary Sinise and Caruso

Guy Fieri

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Harland Williams

Jason Priestley

went CBS because it's the official network for AFC Football.

Jaime Foxx

Paris Hilton.
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John Goodman - that way when people meet me in real life they'll be all like, 'hey, you're a lot thinner and more attractive than I thought you'd be'.

First off CBS sucks, so I would take it to NBC.

Secondly, Dustin Hoffman.

Nothing like me, but that's the point. He is such a great actor he can pull anything off. :D

tron

i only watch NFL on the basic networks so i didn't know there was that big of a difference, thanks for the update.

Liam neeson and yes i will have him say the line i will look for you i will find you and i will kill you.

A younger James Garner, like when he played Rockford

Kirk Douglas.

Brad Pitt

This took 26 posts? Pitt has lost his burst.

My daughters think I resemble, sound like, and display similar humor quirks to Jack Black. That would be a good pairing. If I had any talent, I'd be worth millions like him.

Paul Newman if he were alive today & in his younger years.

yeah

My thoughts exactly. If Pitt wasn't so damn good looking I would have went with Tom Hanks because he's a great actor and can pull off any role. Plus I once lived in an airport terminal for a month and he's got that part down.

Megan Fox? :shrug:

Your thumbs are all weird like that?!

Betty White.

Ah hell no and I don't fake bake either.

Disregard.

I'll change mine to Winona Ryder.

That could be the same actor, couldn't it? :p

Sorry, the network cast Wiley Wiggins instead.

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Oh, I love Winona Ryder. She's on my list.


As for me, it would need to be John Lithgow today for appearance purposes. But I wish it was Matthew Broderick.

Winona Ryder is on your list of people to play you but got beat out by John Lithgow?

Jonhny Depp
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My life sucks. Staring Matt Cassel & 1 flat football. THE END

Zach Galifianakis

Michael Madsen


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Denzel Washington or Jackie Chan.

I would not have guessed jackie chan, but now that you mention it, he would be perfect for you.

Stephen Dorff is about my height and appears to hate his career as much as I do.

He'd have to start loading up on the calories though...

Robert Conrad in his prime.

C'mon people......there's a lot of assuming going on that CBS can afford these A-list actors people have been listing!

This is a made-for-tv CBS production - which should mean actors that are typically TV actors or formerly good-to-great actors who cant get good film roles anymore.

So that said, I'm recommending the following as examples:

Tom Skerrit
Tom Selleck
David Caruso
John Goodman
Keifer Sutherland (my pick)
Ed O'Neill
Ted McGinley
Steven Seagal
Val Kilmer
Anthony Michael-Hall
Tom Berenger
Michael Keaton
And of Course....Shatner!

Steve McQueen

I have Crohn's so Matt Cassel.

Kevin Bacon: For that one degree!

James Spader circa Stargate