Notorious Pervert Suspected In Walmart Toe Suck
 

JULY 13--A man posing as a representative of the “America’s Funniest Home Videos” TV show tricked an 18-year-old Georgia woman into allowing him to suck her toe inside a Walmart in Georgia, police report.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...-sucker-356129

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Do you like Cheetoes?

Not really... I like Chester though, he is Kewl:thumb:

This is toe-tal nonsense.

Who else immediately though that Notorious was sucking toes at Wal-Mart?

LMAO

Speaking of Cheese Whiz...

Nailed it.

I can look forward toe see this on Josh 2.0 or True TV Worlds Dumbest.

The real question is, if this guy is an accomplished enough toe sucker, could he garner enough positive consumer reviews to phalanges list?

I can't believe R8ers has emerged from his mourning of Ben Davidson long enough to post anything this trivial.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

They should close down all Walmarts.

Uh-oh.......

Rex Ryan should be back at NYJ headquarters preparing for training camp, not vacationing down in Georgia

Wait a minute……has anyone seen CP's own Notorious today?:hmmm:

If I was going to start a gang, "Notorious Perverts" would be a great name. Is it already taken?

your gang sign could invovle sticking a finger somewhere.

That would be a good name for a fantasy football team.

I was thinking Dick Morris. Rex works too.

This dude makes foot fetishists look bad. Or....if you already view them as bad...worse

Like no one's ever done this before...

there's nothing like a good ol toe sucking at your local Walmart.

I cant believe the girl fell for it, even for a second. Yeah like getting your toe kissed or sucked by a creepy lookin old guy at Walmart is gonna end up on Americas Funniest Home Videos LOL. Theres no laugh track and goofy voiceover that can make that not seem....weird

He is pervert. He is most danger toe suck!

I think that boat has sailed.

I've always thought that was weird. Foot fetishism is the most popular fetish by a long shot. Thanks to the internet it's recognized and prevalent. It's hard to believe that some people still think of it in terms of "good" or "bad"

you perv

I like womens feet if they are taken care of. Not more than tits legs or ass or anything else, but I'll suck a ****in toe if it floats her boat. I mean some women go to a lot of trouble to make their feet soft and pretty. I dont appreciate it as much as Rex Ryan or this Walmart creep do but I'm still ok with it

I agree. When i am judging a woman's "hotness" Hands and feet are parts of the body i look at as well as the obvious.

I don't want any sausage fingers tugging my meat. Short, stubby fingers on a chick is such a turn off. Same for ugly feet.

BAN!

and then some.

True. Plus you know a woman is gonna want foot rubs. I dont wanna give a foot rub to a hobbit.

Don't want to get into TMI territory unnecessarily here, but is foot eroticism fueled more by the purveyor's arousal at touching feet or the recipient's arousal having feet touched. Speaking for myself, and here's where TMI threatens, there is an objective, undeniable, nervous system connection between foot nerve endings and nerve endings in . . . more erogenous areas.

I always thought foot people touched feet, not that their feet were touched. I thought that was always the prostitute's role. Or Rex Ryan's wife's role. Whatever.

And you're correct about the TMI part. I'm grimacing and will never look at you the same again.

I just threw up a little in my mouth
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It can go both ways, but the way I've always thought of fetishes is that the presence of whatever glorious object it is holds the key to eroticism. For people who love balloons and latex, for example, they love the feel of it on their skin, but they also love the pop of balloons, the smell out of the package, the sight of it being stretched, etc. The fetish is a sexual object meant to be acted UPON, just like you would the feminine organs.

Feet are where it gets complicated, sure, because you can be sexually aroused from having your own feet touched. And that would be part of the fetish, but only a very small specific part. Having a fetish, again, means you take in the entire experience of the object. With feet, that's the look, the smell, the feel, the taste, and even the sound when you slap them. Thus, more foot fetishes are about doing the sucking and touching yourself rather than having that done to your feet.

But your arousal is just as valid to the fetish community as anything else. It's just more contained and specific, that's all.

That's my take on it, anyway. Somebody will probably tell me I'm completely wrong, but whatever.

This thread got really weird...

The only way feet are a turn on for me is if they're in stilettos pointed at the ceiling.

IT'S ONLY WEIRD BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING IT WEIRD

I'm heading to Walmart. Does anybody need anything?

ROFL That rocked.

I was serious. Do you want me to pick you up a bag of Funyuns or something?

Psst... I need an excuse to go to Walmart damn it! Play along!!

Really, it's no problem. I think they have a special going on for 24 packs of Miller.

Seriously... play along. I'm sick of going to Target. All of the pervs there just give back rubs.

Last chance... do you need anything?

Anyone else?

I have a pen and paper. I can make list.

You might want to see if they have a special on new husbands

I need a cucumber, box of ultra ribbed condoms and some cool whip. Thanks.

LMAO

STOP IT YOU'RE SCARING ME!

So, I'll just get 2 of everything I already have on my list. No problem! :thumb:

LMAO

Eh, you know what guys... I think I'm just going to run up to Kmart.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/r...eyleaphart.jpg

*shudder*

Eh, the blue light special is overrated.

LMAO Yes, but I would rather see that little blue light bulb guy instead of that damn smiley face.

:)


Sorry, couldn't resist.

No Funyuns. Definitely some Bunyuns though! SLURP

There it is. :clap:

Sadly I think this just ruined Funyuns for me forever. They already look like something Rosie O'Donnell shaved off her heel with a metal file and a blowtorch.

That makes 2 of us. Thanks for the visual, you ass! :Lin:

Whatever foot fetish a man has would be gone after seeing that monsters hooves. Id rather give Mr. Ed a foot massage. "OHHH WIIIILLLLBBUUURR!!!"

A horse is a horse, of course, of course... and no one can massage a horse, of course. That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

not into toes .. but ....

Don't be ridiculous. Rosie O'Donnell's foot shavings are pork rinds. Pure and simple.

LMAO

TOEJAM!

Looks like she socked him in the eye.

That was corny.

She must be a real brain surgeon...

Him: "Excuse me miss, I'm filming America's Funniest Video's and I want to suck your toes. You down for that?"

Her: "So I'm gonna be on TV? OK go for it!"

Is toe sucking bad?