America demanded, TLC provided: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
 

http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/here...-honey-boo-boo

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Saw the online ad for that last night, decided I didn't hate CP quite enough to foist it upon them.

I see 'you'd bettah redneck-udnize . . ' sweeping the nation.

How does this qualify as "learning" since it's on The Learning Channel?

I can't even understand half the sh*t she says.

They must be desperate for shows at TLC.

You learn how to not be a dumb**** parent.

I predict no southern redneck sterotypes will be exploited

I"d like to see the Wild Wonderful Whites of West Virginia descend upon this clan in a Hatfield-McCoy type scenario.

A while back, there was a big debate when a CP member said another CP member's child was ugly. A large number of posters here took the opinion that no child is ugly.

Those posters were wrong. This child is very ugly.

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/02-honey-boo-boo.jpg

Also, her family members (especially her mom) resemble toads.

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/01-hone...boo-family.jpg


Ribbit

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http://www.mister-toad.com/photos/fr...usii_01sig.jpg

Awesome documentary.

Six to midnight.

I would like to see a gypsy run in to spice things up

TLC hasn't stood for "The Learning Channel" for several years. It now stands for "Toddlers, Weddings, and Pregnant Chicks". Which sucks, because it used to be a decent channel.

The Lame Channel

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Agreed. Have you seen "Dancing Outlaw", the short docu they made about Jessco White? I have it on my amazon watchlist but haven't got to it yet.

Seconded

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This show is appalling. Found this image surfing today... relevant.

http://i.imgur.com/CdwX8.png

They did another one called the Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia about Jessco and his whol family. He was supposed to come do a "performance" (whatever the hell constitutes a Jessco White performance) here at a bar, but he cancelled.

I watched this show the other day. I have to admit I laughed out loud a few times.


It's like a checklist of every redneck stereotype in the book.

Pregnant 17 year old daughter. Check
Family attends redneck Olympics. Check
Train runs right next to house. Check
Daddy with no teeth with barely comprehensible speech. Check

Everybody loves a train wreck.

I've passed over that a hundred times on Netflix. Is it something I should check out?

Yes, especially if you're a Hank III fan and like laughing at crazy rednecks.

Yeah that one was on HBO, saw that one last year and was amazed/horrifed. Fascinating people in a whiskey tango car-crash sort of way.
I like the women's marlboro baritones.

I watched The Wonderful Whites of West Virginia last night on Netflix based on CPs suggestion. All I can say is....wow. What. The. ****. Talk about some crazy ass hillbillies.

You want the ex-stripper chick with the black lung voice and you want her bad. It's okay to admit it, we all feel that way.

Interesting...
Jesco White 2009 arrest

In April 2009, White was featured in the documentary The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, produced by Storm Taylor and MTV's Johnny Knoxville & Jeff Tremaine. The film debuted at the Tribeca Film Festival in New York. White has claimed that his portrayal in the documentary was an act and is not an accurate depiction of the White family.[5][6]

The week after the release of Wild and Wonderful, White and his sister, Sue Ann White, were arrested in West Virginia on suspicion of drug-related charges.[7] White gave an on-camera interview while in jail and stated that he had been clean for 30 years. White said that he is not a bad person and that he was "embarrassed" and "hurt" by the arrest.[8] Shortly after his arrest, White was bonded out of jail by the MTV producers of the newly released documentary about the White family.[9][10] A month after his arrest, Jesco White was cleared, and the charges against White were dismissed due to lack of evidence.[11][12]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesco_White

There is no hope for the future.

I've said it a hundred times before, but if 2012 is actually the end of the world, I won't question the timing

Let me preface this by saying that I am a well travelled person. I have been to, or lived in every state in the continental 48. I have met a variety of people.
Necks, east coast bastards, jersey douches, surfer dorks, injuns, hippies and hermits.
That being said... Is our country the only one with this kind of variety of stupidity?
Are there hillbillies in China? Do you think they have reality shows in India?

I think I know why the middle-east hates us so much. They've seen reruns of Jersey Shore.

Not familiar with the Roma?

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Maybe it's been said, but get Knuckle on Netflix for that Whites/Gypsy shit.

wow and yikes.

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