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Direckshun 07-28-2012 06:14 PM

Really hard not to like Matt Cassel.
 
I can't help it. He is everything I like in a quarterback other than his inability to be consistently really, really good.

Kind of a ****ed up thing to say. But he's such a good representative for this team. He blocks when run plays swing around, and blocks really, really enthusiastically for a QB. He sticks up for all his teammates, and has never thrown them under a bus. He's got occasional throws when his protection is strong that do genuinely look like brilliant darts into the chest of a receiver.

He's not a drama queen, doesn't crave attention. Gives his time up for charity, married to a camera shy college sweetheart who as it turns out is the leggiest brunette this side of the Atlantic.

He's really fiery, even having that awesome exchange of words with Haley last year. He'll get in a fight, even a physical fight for the guys in red. He ****s around with his teammates on the sidelines and knows the playbook like a mother****er.

Sure, he's got the beta-male thing going on, but he's not flawless.

And we all know it: if Matt Cassel was even a pretty good Pro Bowl talent, he'd be your favorite Chief.

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At 4:50, and at 5:14, two examples of Cassel putting his body out there for a teammate, in this case Jamaal Charles.

Seriously, folks. He's done nothing wrong but work his ass off for this team, do everything it takes to win, and be physically limited in what he can do.

He was one of the reasons Baldwin was able to turn it around decently last year. Cassel and Baldwin were BFFs in the preseason, and when the whole locker room could have turned on Baldwin after the Thomas Jones debacle, I'm willing to bet the first thing Cassel did in Baldwin's first practice back was throw him the ball. Cassel might have been the life saver around Baldwin's locker room rep.

I can understand being frustrated with Cassel. I know you all are too. But there is no reason to do anything but just hope the guy gets better.

Stop rooting for injury. Stop calling him an asshole.

Because he's a really ****ing good dude, and a decent quarterback. He's been good to this franchise in a lot of ways, and if he was better on the field you guys wouldn't be able to stop sucking him off.

We're all hoping Stanzi gets a shot this year, and I've been consistently mocking QBs to the Chiefs in round 1 next year.

But get your head on straight. Root for Matt Cassel.

BigMeatballDave 07-28-2012 06:17 PM

LMAO

Hammock Parties 07-28-2012 06:19 PM

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Quote:

The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel

In an NFL that is classified as a passing first league, he is 3-16 when we put the ball in the air more than we run it.

Cassel has a career winning percentage of .1875 against playoff teams (3-13), and is 1-9 as Chiefs quarterback.

Against playoff teams, for his Chiefs career, Cassel averages 148.5 yards passing per game.

Cassel has a career winning percentage of 0.277 against winning teams (5-13). He is 2-8 as Chiefs quarterback against winning teams.

During Gus Cassel's BEST SEASON (2010) he posted a lower deep completion percentage than 2011 Tim Tebow. He has completed 25.7 percent of his passes over 20 yards for his career.

During 2008, Cassel was sacked once every 11 pass attempts. Behind the exact same line Tom Brady was sacked once every 35 attempts. Cassel was also sacked once every 12 attempts behind the 5th rated pass blocking line in Kansas City.

Cassel has a 5-8 record against top 10 defenses and averages 189 yards per game with a TD/INT ratio of 10/13. His teams average 16.6 offensive points per game. His Chiefs teams average 12 offensive points per game.

Cassel has a 3-12 record against Philip Rivers, Peyton Manning, Ben Roethlisberger, Eli Manning, Tony Romo, Matt Schaub, Joe Flacco and Matthew Stafford. In these 15 games, his teams have averaged 14.4 offensive points per game.

Jerm 07-28-2012 06:20 PM

Probably going to get piss pounded for this but I got a sneaky suspicion he's going to have a great season.

Bewbies 07-28-2012 06:21 PM

Do you watch football? Good God you've lost your ****ing mind.

Bowser 07-28-2012 06:21 PM

I agree. Other than his complete inability to read an NFL defense and run an NFL passing attack, he seems like a hell of a guy. I'd have a beer with Cassel anytime.

Smed1065 07-28-2012 06:21 PM

The Person Versus the QB.

Great person I believe, sucks as QB.

Direckshun 07-28-2012 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8774748)

I assume this was from the playoff game where our WR corps was so terrible we signed Kevin Curtis off the street.

I am in full pro-Cassel mode, people.

****ING BRING IT.

Bewbies 07-28-2012 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerm (Post 8774749)
Probably going to get piss pounded for this but I got a sneaky suspicion he's going to have a great season.

Me too. I also think the Cleveland Browns will go 19-0.

Direckshun 07-28-2012 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bewbies (Post 8774750)
Do you watch football? Good God you've lost your ****ing mind.

27-7 in 2010, mother ****er.

We have a mediocre schedule this year. Better receivers. Better OL. And better RBs.

What you say?

Hammock Parties 07-28-2012 06:23 PM

Quote:

married to a camera shy college sweetheart who as it turns out is the leggiest brunette this side of the Atlantic.
She's ugly.

http://www.playerwives.com/wp-conten.../11/boston.jpg

Bowser 07-28-2012 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bewbies (Post 8774755)
Me too. I also think the Cleveland Browns will go 19-0.

I need to take you to Vegas sometime.

QuikSsurfer 07-28-2012 06:23 PM

I once watched him throw a pick on a screen pass... a hat flip followed.

Jerm 07-28-2012 06:23 PM

Eric Winston alone is going to make Cassel infinitely better....

*runs away and hides*

Shogun 07-28-2012 06:24 PM

Matt Cassel is Jeff Francouer

Bowser 07-28-2012 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8774753)
I assume this was from the playoff game where our WR corps was so terrible we signed Kevin Curtis off the street.

I am in full pro-Cassel mode, people.

****ING BRING IT.

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Hammock Parties 07-28-2012 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8774756)
We have a mediocre schedule this year.

LMAO

We have a difficult schedule this year.

Especially since Kyle Boller just retired, guaranteeing we don't play him.

the Talking Can 07-28-2012 06:26 PM

Cassel is one of the worst QBs in the league by any metric

he's been stealing money, and wasting the years of our best players

and in our playoff game he played like a complete pussy, embarrassed the franchise

but he doesn't flex like Bowe so chiefs fans love him

Bewbies 07-28-2012 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8774756)
27-7 in 2010, mother ****er.

We have a mediocre schedule this year. Better receivers. Better OL. And better RBs.

What you say?

He sucks ass. There will be one guy that will hold everyone back, he is your guy.

Direckshun 07-28-2012 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8774757)

She's really, really hot.

BigMeatballDave 07-28-2012 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8774767)
She's really, really hot.

Very average

Bewbies 07-28-2012 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8774767)
She's really, really hot.

You are blind, or the guy is ****ing your girl and you're cowed by him.

Direckshun 07-28-2012 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8774763)
LMAO

We have a difficult schedule this year.

Especially since Kyle Boller just retired, guaranteeing we don't play him.

After the bye, it is totally manageable. We can go places with this schedule.

The first six games before the bye though... yikes.

Hammock Parties 07-28-2012 06:29 PM

**** you, Direckshun. **** you.

You are a ****ing traitor to the cause.

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Tribal Warfare 07-28-2012 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bewbies (Post 8774770)
You are blind, or the guy is ****ing your girl and you're cowed by him.

We are being trolled, just roll with it

the Talking Can 07-28-2012 06:30 PM

if you shave both their heads you wouldn't know which one was the man...

QuikSsurfer 07-28-2012 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8774768)
Very average

This. But if things like this are important for a QB...

::sigh: we should have never let Brodie "retire".

Bowser 07-28-2012 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8774768)
Very average

Get you goddamned eyesight checked.

Plus, she was a college volleyball player at USC. Have you not perused the volleyball thread in the pics forum? Moran retart!

Direckshun 07-28-2012 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 8774764)
Cassel is one of the worst QBs in the league by any metric

he's been stealing money, and wasting the years of our best players

and in our playoff game he played like a complete pussy, embarrassed the franchise

but he doesn't flex like Bowe so chiefs fans love him

His best season came against a weak schedule, with a great run game, and shit receivers, and a pretty good defense.

Now he has a decent schedule, with a better run game and good receivers, and a Top Ten defense.

Three7s 07-28-2012 06:31 PM

It's alright Direckshun, I'm sure LA Chieffan has your back.

Direckshun 07-28-2012 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8774768)
Very average

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bewbies (Post 8774770)
You are blind, or the guy is ****ing your girl and you're cowed by him.

Shrug.

I like her.

ShowtimeSBMVP 07-28-2012 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8774757)

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Awful pic of her

Bowser 07-28-2012 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 8774774)
if you shave both their heads you wouldn't know which one was the man...

LMAO

Direckshun 07-28-2012 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8774772)
**** you, Direckshun. **** you.

You are a ****ing traitor to the cause.

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He played within days of having his appendix removed.

Gonzo 07-28-2012 06:32 PM

He has an intangible. Something that puts him above any other NFL qb. I can't put my finger on it, but he has it.

Oh wait...
I know what it is...





He's ****ing incompetent.

Bowser 07-28-2012 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8774782)
He played within days of having his appendix removed.

He's a tough bastard, and seemingly a good dude. That makes his inability to read defenses all the more maddening.

Direckshun 07-28-2012 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8774783)
He has an intangible. Something that puts him above any other NFL qb. I can't put my finger on it, but he has it.

Oh wait...
I know what it is...

He's ****ing incompetent.

Did you see him on Charles' reverse fields in the OP?

the Talking Can 07-28-2012 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8774777)
His best season came against a weak schedule, with a great run game, and shit receivers, and a pretty good defense.

Now he has a decent schedule, with a better run game and good receivers, and a Top Ten defense.

he's a terrible QB

a really shitty QB...of course chiefs fans love him

Hammock Parties 07-28-2012 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8774782)
He played within days of having his appendix removed.

The assassination attempt failed.

Titty Meat 07-28-2012 06:38 PM

Do we need another Matt Cassel thread? Its beating a dead horse at this point.

Direckshun 07-28-2012 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 8774791)
he's a terrible QB

a really shitty QB...of course chiefs fans love him

Please.

He's average.

He's not garbage.

Hammock Parties 07-28-2012 06:38 PM

How ****ing dare you create this thread after reading the Declaration of Independence, MO.

And signing it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8757364)
This is outstanding.

YOU ****ING TRAITOR.

Direckshun 07-28-2012 06:38 PM

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Direckshun 07-28-2012 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8774801)
How ****ing dare you create this thread after reading the Declaration of Independence, MO.

And signing it.

LMAO

milkman 07-28-2012 06:39 PM

I don't give a rat's ass if he's Abe Lincoln, Ghandi, and Nelson Mandela all rolled into one off the field.

He is complete ass on the field.

And that 27-7 stat is an overrated and useless aberration.

Gonzo 07-28-2012 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8774790)
Did you see him on Charles' reverse fields in the OP?

Trollolololol

Hammock Parties 07-28-2012 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8774803)
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#22?

#22?

Are you trying to convince yourself you're wrong?

The Bad Guy 07-28-2012 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8774756)
27-7 in 2010, mother ****er.

We have a mediocre schedule this year. Better receivers. Better OL. And better RBs.

What you say?

I say you've gone off the ****ing deep end.

The Bad Guy 07-28-2012 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8774800)
Please.

He's average.

He's not garbage.

He's in the bottom third of the league.

He's not average.

Hammock Parties 07-28-2012 06:43 PM

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L.A. Chieffan 07-28-2012 06:44 PM

Direkshun...wtf are you doing?

tk13 07-28-2012 06:45 PM

It's an even numbered year. He always plays well in an even numbered year.

Bowser 07-28-2012 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8774803)
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****ing shit. I made it to the point where they were showing our injured players. They got to Berry, and there's that prick Stevie Johson blowing his knee out.

Direckshun 07-28-2012 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8774810)
#22?

#22?

Are you trying to convince yourself you're wrong?

Not at all.

But we can all agree that Jaws' breakdown is accurate.

Cassel's not ass. He's a good game manager who needs a good team to be good.

Good?

Direckshun 07-28-2012 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8774807)
Trollolololol

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Mr. Laz 07-28-2012 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 8774761)
Matt Cassel is Jeff Francouer

not a bad comparison

Hammock Parties 07-28-2012 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 8774822)
Cassel's not ass. He's a good game manager who needs a good team to be good.

Good?

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Dr. Johnny Fever 07-28-2012 06:53 PM

So Scott Pioli posts here under the name Direckshun. At least now we know.

el borracho 07-28-2012 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8774810)
#22?

#22?

Are you trying to convince yourself you're wrong?

Ah, he and McCluster have something in common.

MagicHef 07-28-2012 07:00 PM

Re-read the OP with Tebow in mind rather than Cassel. Pretty much everything fits but the stuff about being married.

aturnis 07-28-2012 07:01 PM

Quote:

Quote:

married to a camera shy college sweetheart who as it turns out is the leggiest brunette this side of the Atlantic.
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She's ugly.<br />
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They share a common chin.

Just Passin' By 07-28-2012 07:01 PM

Posting this on a Saturday night?

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DeezNutz 07-28-2012 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 8774761)
Matt Cassel is Jeff Francouer

With less talent.

aturnis 07-28-2012 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 8774840)
They share a common chin.

Aside from maybe the nose, if you look at their facial features, they look a lot alike. They could pass for siblings.

whoman69 07-28-2012 07:05 PM

I could give a crap if he's a great guy after 40+ years without a SB and 18 years without a playoff win. Its not a popularity contest, its a football game. Matt Cassel is not and never will be good enough. I'm sure Steve Fuller, Todd Blackledge and Steve Bono were all great guys. If he can win a Super Bowl and be a great guy, I suppose that's a bonus. Cassel can only get halfway there. He cannot win a playoff game even if (and that's a big if) he plays well enough to get there, and he certainly can't carry this team to the Super Bowl let alone win it.

BoneKrusher 07-28-2012 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 8774759)
I once watched him throw a pick on a screen pass... a hat flip followed.

me too.

and he dances as well as Fred Astaire when the ball is snapped..

ZootedGranny 07-28-2012 07:07 PM

I oddly see this sentiment a lot (especially at ArrowheadPride), and I don't understand it.

Do you like watching the defense give Cassel chance after chance to put together a scoring drive? Do you enjoy watching this dickhead throw an interception on a screen pass? Do you live to witness him take a sack while a receiver is so open that he could do a ****ing Jabberwockeez dance routine? Do you thrill to the thought of Bowe having to do a 45 yard comeback route because Cassel can't get hit him in stride?

In terms of total talent on both sides of the ball, I can't remember a more stacked Chiefs roster in the nearly 25 years I've been watching them. Now I get to watch yet another year of their career get thrown into the trash.

He's not only wasting my time as a fan, but the careers of actual talented players.

HOW
****ING
DARE
YOU?

Molitoth 07-28-2012 07:08 PM

Cassel is a great guy, but a terrible QB. There are millions of people in the world that are great guys, yet terrible QB's.

FlaChief58 07-28-2012 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8774849)
me too.

and he dances as well as Fred Astaire when the ball is snapped..

Your new avatar is kick ass

Ming the Merciless 07-28-2012 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8774757)

coming from a virgin who probably hasn't been outside in months...

Bowser 07-28-2012 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZootedGranny (Post 8774851)
I oddly see this sentiment a lot (especially at ArrowheadPride), and I don't understand it.

Do you like watching the defense give Cassel chance after chance to put together a scoring drive? Do you enjoy watching this dickhead throw an interception on a screen pass? Do you live to witness him take a sack while a receiver is so open that he could do a ****ing Jabberwockeez dance routine? Do you thrill to the thought of Bowe having to do a 45 yard comeback route because Cassel can't get hit him in stride?

In terms of total talent on both sides of the ball, I can't remember a more stacked Chiefs roster in the nearly 25 years I've been watching them. Now I get to watch yet another year of their career get thrown into the trash.

He's not only wasting my time as a fan, but the careers of actual talented players.


HOW
****ING
DARE
YOU?

This is the killer right here. We seriously have a stacked team....except at the most important position on the field. Sad, sad.

Ming the Merciless 07-28-2012 07:15 PM

If cassel plays even reasonably well, there is going to be a lot of butthurt morons to laugh at in 2012.

I for one am very excited.

DeezNutz 07-28-2012 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8774862)
If cassel plays even reasonably well, there is going to be a lot of butthurt morons to laugh at in 2012.

I for one am very excited.

This is his ceiling, and that's the problem.

I've asked this before, and no one answers: Does anyone on this forum believe the Chiefs have any shot at winning a SB this year? If not, why?

Mr. Flopnuts 07-28-2012 07:21 PM

I'm rooting for him. I have no choice...

Brock 07-28-2012 07:22 PM

Just good enough to get you beat.

milkman 07-28-2012 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8774862)
If cassel plays even reasonably well, there is going to be a lot of butthurt morons to laugh at in 2012.

I for one am very excited.

I fully expect him to play reasonably well this season.

Mediocre QBs play resonably well all the time.

Mediocre QBs go to pro bowls.

Medicore QBs go to the SB with the same ticket they buy that any other football fan can purchase.

BoneKrusher 07-28-2012 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8774862)
If cassel plays even reasonably well, there is going to be a lot of butthurt morons to laugh at in 2012.

I for one am very excited.

if is a big word but if he does play well, i'll be right here.
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you can have shotgun on the bandwagon.

Ming the Merciless 07-28-2012 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 8774869)
This is his ceiling, and that's the problem.

I've asked this before, and no one answers: Does anyone on this forum believe the Chiefs have any shot at winning a SB this year? If not, why?

That really isn't his ceiling...at least IMO..

2010 was better than reasonably well, and I do not think that is his ceiling. I think he will break the Chiefs record for TD's this season. With a healthy team around him, I think he will exceed people's expectations.

That being said, he (obviously) needs a good team around him to win. He has one. I would say we have a 'shot' at it...I mean, that is a very vague question. It is not impossible that we win it all....A long shot, certainly since we aren't even favored to in our division.

Might as well root for him to win, since we don't have any better options...I mean what else can we do?

Ming the Merciless 07-28-2012 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8774880)
if is a big word but if he does play well, i'll be right here.

you can have shotgun on the bandwagon.

I'll be mocking you when it does happen, you wont be fit to ride bitch let alone be driving, loser.

Hammock Parties 07-28-2012 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8774881)
I think he will break the Chiefs record for TD's this season.

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