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Here's mine:
I need to figure out when my mom's flight is coming in to KCI today.
I have no good information to go on (airline/flight number).
I know where she's coming from. I believe there are layovers though.

Is there a website that will show me the full flight itinerary if I can input the departure city, arrival city, and the time she'll be in town?

Why do fools fall in love?

Why are all women crazy?

Because they're emotional, irrational creatures.

Try www.flightaware.com
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Because we have to put up with men.

Who wrote the book of love?

How come when I eat corn, I still full kernels in my poop?

Better question is why are you looking at your poop?

Thank you sir!

I can't speak for him, but I look at my poop to ensure that everything is under control.

Why are people talking about Tyler Palko in the training camp thread?

'Cause I like to look at the good work I just did? Or maybe I have a facination with chocolate corn on the cob? Your guess is as good as mine.

Shouldn't your mom have told you her flight number?

How long til somebody says "Q", "Mark Castle sucks", or "Peyton Manning" in this thread?

Why do Chiefs fans act as If every 6th and 7th round draft pick is going to be a star?
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I see what you did there.

Why does the moon follow us when we drive??

http://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/24...ing_driver.jpg

Why is my poop blue?

Why is Matt Cassel so hard to like?

I'm pretty sure it's his face.

Cause that toad king fellar said so?

....Just to be clear, is this like jeopardy and everything has to be in the form of a question?

Why does it burn when I pee?

AIDS tree. I'm sure of it.

Cheap hooker!


Ahhh shit, I meant "what is a cheap hooker? For 100, Alex"

Why does Matt Cassel suck ?

Why does it hurt to poop?

Why is the sky blue?

Is there really a need for a question thread?

Do you really want an answer to that?

Is String Theory testable?

What does it sound like when doves cry?

Yes.

They make a sort of "bleeech!" noise.

Why do some farts smell?

It sounds like the world inside your heart is crumbling piece by piece, slowly.

Why can't I get laid?

Why isn't frisbee golf an olympic sport?

Lower your standards. If that doesn't work, try men. If that still doesn't work, try being a sheep farmer.

You ate too much cheese.

If you were on a camping trip and woke up with a condom hanging out of your ass, would you tell anyone?

When snow melts, where does the white go?

Away from the inner city

****ing magnets, how do they work?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._thumb.svg.png

caused by moving electrical charges

Is the Ultimate Warrior a calm gentlemen when he has a diarrhea attack?

What do you think?

http://i55.tinypic.com/34hxb1t.jpg

midgets......what the ****??

Dude.....that ain't happening anytime soon. N00b.

I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LOSE AT WRESTLEMANIA, BROTHER!

Don't you know that you have to make your posts in the form of a question?

hey...seriously! WTF!? I wanna know!

HHHHHHHOOOOOO KOOOOOGAN!

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